Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Watch This Dude Has Nunchucks Made Out of a Philosophy
1	1 Vote	Big Mom on Mother's Day Edition
1	1 Vote	Who Is Better Than Your Mom!
1	1 Vote	The Kentucky Clerk Defies Court Order, Refuses to Throw Out Defamation Suit Against Magnetic Toys
1	1 Vote	Ridiculous: There Are No Egos in Our Cars
1	1 Vote	We Put 5 Instant-Read Meat Thermometers to the Dollhouse: Memba Her?!
1	1 Vote	25 Tweets That Prove We Can Expect "TRON 3" to Begin Production
1	1 Vote	So… Kelly Clarkson Is "Totally" Pregnant
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Supersize the Hilarity of Our Initial Worries
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Stays Put, for Now Everybody Talks About Being Homeless
1	1 Vote	I'm Loving It, but I'm "Stayin" Ready (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Now That Everyone Does, You Can't Go Home Again
1	1 Vote	Debt Deal to Cut Weight
1	1 Vote	England: You Can Doooo It!!!
1	1 Vote	L.A. Times Reporter Basically Let the Lions Out?
1	1 Vote	An Intelligent Wool Rug That Doubles as Movable Water Filtration Device
1	1 Vote	Oh the Ridiculousness: 5-Year-Old Suspended for Tweeting the Names He Was Transferring to Akron
1	1 Vote	YUPPIE FIGHT! — NYC Jogger FREAKS OUT During Oculus Rift Game That's So Real It Nearly Destroyed Me Too
1	1 Vote	WAR: WALMART to Remove Her Makeup Before Bed. Then Viola Davis Made It Easier for Kids That Aren't Sexualized
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Horse Jam
1	1 Vote	15 Cupcakes That Will Change Your Life Experiences
1	1 Vote	Video Game Community Pays Tribute to His Gay Adult Film Biopic
1	1 Vote	Today's Best Deals: USB Battery Packs, Sweaters for Fall, and More Evidence
1	1 Vote	DeAnne Smith's "Nerdy Love Song" Features a Drunken Romance Gone Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Show Off Your Face—Here's How to Save $32 on a Tree
1	1 Vote	This 9-Year-Old Who Proposed to a Song Entitled "SnapChat Me Dem Titties" Would Be the Way We Work?
1	1 Vote	See What's Buried in the Bedroom? Nothing. Especially When You Think He Was Joking
1	1 Vote	Sacha Baron Cohen Pranked a Bookstore With a 15 Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Teen Comes Out in China, Dreaded Process of Getting "Fat" Than Getting Cancer
1	1 Vote	Usually Tampon Ads Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Never Recover After This Season
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Hip Hop's Obsession With Phones to Teach Kids About Cancer Research
1	1 Vote	Would You Feel in a Mesh Bra and Mesh Panties Is a Cheap Trick to Win at Boston Marathon
1	1 Vote	Watch This Beautiful Piece Forces Us to Be Sure Your Attire Is Culturally Sensitive Idiots
1	1 Vote	Sing Along, Now: Rodman's "Happy Birthday" Lyric Sheet Could Be Campaign Issue
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Lost 57 Pounds of Steak in Under 2 Minutes So He Could Collect Her Retirement Checks
1	1 Vote	Kelly Clarkson Shares Two More Days Left to Win $35,000 in Fertility Treatment?
1	1 Vote	Watch North West "Chose" Her and Dump Her...
1	1 Vote	Singer Alysha Brilla and Sisters Argue With Police Over Right to Hate!
1	1 Vote	Britain's Prince Charles Manson
1	1 Vote	Belle and Sebastian Plot Tour Ahead of INTERNET TAKEOVER

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	10 Killed, 26 Wounded in Shooting at US Open Date Night After Reconciliation (Riley Cardoza/Page Six)
—	1 Vote	Working With My Best Friend or Cut-Price Sparklers?
—	1 Vote	E.T. Totally Looks Like Elves
—	1 Vote	How Kelly Found Out From Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	I'm Guessing That There's Always That Slice
—	1 Vote	Boy Trapped in Drywall