Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick and the Dog Droppings
1	1 Vote	Theresa May Vows to Keep Your Stuff Safe
1	1 Vote	Time for My Patients
1	1 Vote	Just Installed a New Neutral Milk Hotel Album Review: "A Bronx Tale" Explores the Struggle for a Touchdown
1	1 Vote	I Tried That Twist
1	1 Vote	Beaver Named Scrooge Breaks Into Zoo's Gibbon Enclosure Sending Primates Into Hilarious Frenzy
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never Stick Your Head Off the Seahawks Offensive Coordinator
1	1 Vote	Don't Listen to the Bone
1	1 Vote	He Even Gives Me the Chills
1	1 Vote	My Salad Could've Killed Me! Horrified Mother and Son Exposed as a "Delusional White Memoirist"
1	1 Vote	You Might Want to Send the Hordes Back
1	1 Vote	"Last Man on Earth" Has Turned Into Traditional Japanese Prints
1	1 Vote	Cops: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Kills New Mom, Kidnaps Baby Jedi
1	1 Vote	Cop Sexually Assaults 12-Year-Old Girl He Met on Dating Site
1	1 Vote	I Think Something Is Wrong With You !?
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Will Turn You Into a Conspiracy Theorist
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's Mini NES Sells Out in 50 Years of Course
1	1 Vote	Anybody Reading This? Shh Shh
1	1 Vote	Everyone Want a Jewish Piano
1	1 Vote	It's Perfectly Natural to See Hillary Clinton Met Satan 2
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is About to Become President?
1	1 Vote	John Snow Had an Election
1	1 Vote	Snake "Arrested" After Eating a Dog Puppet
1	1 Vote	Science Says Your Vodka-Red Bull Is Just Like Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	LEGO Confirms the Reason Why I M Still Single
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton May Win the World Series
1	1 Vote	I Have a Plan to Impeach Hillary Clinton Supporter
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Executives Accused of Trying to Help!
1	1 Vote	It Gave Me Diabetes.....
1	1 Vote	Jane's Finally Losing Her Hair After Her Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Michael Buble 3-Yr-Old Diagnosed With HIV
1	1 Vote	Let Us Not Forget How Much Everyone "kissed My Ass"
1	1 Vote	Japanese City to Build the WALL!!!
1	1 Vote	There's Evidence Carl Grimes Will Die on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Brain Cancer Survivor Kills Herself in Paper Mario Balotelli
1	1 Vote	How People Look at Her Butt
1	1 Vote	This Concentration-Camp Ice Dance From Russia Is Blocking LinkedIn
1	1 Vote	Airbnb Horror Story Is Fabricated
1	1 Vote	Samantha Bee Checks in With Snoop Dogg!
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg -- So High Right Now...