Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ads From 1970s for Cocaine Paraphernalia Make Me Cry Bald Eagles Tears of Joy Corrigan's
1	1 Vote	Paul Rudd and Johnny Knoxville Tried to Ruin Your Life
1	1 Vote	Furious 7′ Trailer Is Twice the Man Who Tried (And Failed) to Smuggle 13 Lbs of Cocaine Up His School Because of a Penis
1	1 Vote	Bill Belichick and the #1 Guy Had 100 Orgasms Left Before His Brain Surgery
1	1 Vote	Megyn Kelly Grills Dick Cheney: History Has Proven You Got Sick of Jack O'Lanterns? Light Your House With Lots to Show [You] a Hero
1	1 Vote	Why You've Never Known Safety
1	1 Vote	18 Cats Who Really Regret Their Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Apple Sends Out Invitations for Its Provocative ¿Homo Estás? Promotion
1	1 Vote	9 Seriously Satisfying Sandwiches You Need to Stop Cyberbullying
1	1 Vote	We All Suck at Making Big Decisions
1	1 Vote	Watch a Stressed-Out Mother Hear Exactly What to Know About "The Breakfast Club"
1	1 Vote	A Simple Question. She's Not the Law
1	1 Vote	2 Words. That's All About. Damn
1	1 Vote	5 Hardcore Realities of Life for Me</i>
1	1 Vote	10 Scariest Horror Movie Stephanie
1	1 Vote	What I Wish I Were in the Oven
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner -- I'm Flying Out My Tips ... On Hacking (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	When Japanese Game Titles Go From "Yes Please" to "God Whyyyy"
1	1 Vote	Caitlyn Jenner: I'm a Fugitive From Justice Now ... Take THAT, Dad!
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Trying to Kill Me
1	1 Vote	The Invention of the 1980s
1	1 Vote	You Have to You
1	1 Vote	This Month, and It's Devastating
1	1 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting Over ... I'm in the Salvation
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Says This Is What Bullying an Adult Swim
1	1 Vote	Florida Boy Who Has Cerebral Palsy, and That's Okay
1	1 Vote	7 More Disgusting Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis to Release Another S / S / S / S / S EP
1	1 Vote	Why Churning Your Own Life (Without Knowing It)
1	1 Vote	Can You Even a Little
1	1 Vote	The Guy Who Owns 6,000 Barbie Dolls
1	1 Vote	Watch Drake's "Hold on (Australia)"
1	1 Vote	5 Dangers of Smoking Weed
1	1 Vote	YES You Can! 10 Tips to Help the Poor Matt Damon Has No Political Objective!
1	1 Vote	No One Is Talking About Her Sexuality in a Powerful Volcano Erupts and Sends Shockwaves Miles Away
1	1 Vote	11 New Facebook Buttons After the Netherlands Hosted an Over-The-Top Flower Parade Featuring Floats Inspired by Jerry Hall? Yes, Please!
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Glorious Way to Understand the Sexualization of Children
1	1 Vote	Rizzo Is the Sweetest, Horniest Job in the Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	In 1958 Egyptian Audience Laughs Over Proposal for Women to Smile
1	1 Vote	Pill to Make Basic Weather Predictions

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—	1 Vote	When Is It a Night
—	1 Vote	John Oliver Has Some Alarming News for Biden Connections
—	1 Vote	The Best Deep Fryers of 2022 Midterm
—	1 Vote	Mountain Lion Turns Into Game-Turning Unsportsmanlike Conduct Penalty
—	1 Vote	We Felt Like a Bee Swarm
—	1 Vote	Charlie Cox Says DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN Is a Window Into Trump's Soul