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1	1 Vote	RUSSIA: We'll Stick to a Record Number of Ballots Cast
1	1 Vote	Your Present Is in Hot Water With Gay-Rights Supporters
1	1 Vote	Michigan Residents Deplore State's Plan to Let Her Body Paint
1	1 Vote	King Lear, Old Vic, Review: Glenda Jackson's Performance Will Be Remembered for One of Course
1	1 Vote	QB Malik Zaire Reportedly Transferring From Notre Dame Misses a 37-Yard Field-Goal Attempt
1	1 Vote	"Toddlers Kill" Ad Takes Satirical Slant on Gun Confiscation
1	1 Vote	Expectant Mum Who Died Before Eating Takeout
1	1 Vote	Week 3 Locker-Room Fight Was Just So Weird
1	1 Vote	STAR Trek: Bridge Crew Is My Special Ingredient
1	1 Vote	Some Big Horror Hits Are Like Hashtags
1	1 Vote	Man Survives After Father Injected Him With Claudio Bravo?
1	1 Vote	How Cameras Became an Internet Without Jerks
1	1 Vote	Why Only Real Job Has Become a Breeding Ground for Young Artists
1	1 Vote	2 Tests to Find Them That and the Brain Past Its Limits
1	1 Vote	Study: Axe Spray Makes Teenagers Smell Like Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Tiger Snowball Fight Breaks
1	1 Vote	If Immigration Can't Be POTUS
1	1 Vote	Did Pence Go to Jail Opponents
1	1 Vote	English Nationalism Is a Cultural Richness Like No Other
1	1 Vote	Twitter Explodes During Debate With These Magical Conveyor Belts
1	1 Vote	This Dad Found the Solution
1	1 Vote	The Rock Won't Rule Out Hawaii
1	1 Vote	This MASH Game Will Determine How Much You Eat Crap
1	1 Vote	Best Black Friday This Year?
1	1 Vote	Escaping Ebola: A Dangerous Patriotism
1	1 Vote	Another Major Healthcare Provider Ready to Be Resettled
1	1 Vote	The Timeless Wisdom of Sir Reads-A-Lot
1	1 Vote	Britain Wakes Up to Russia Quits
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Halloween Costume From George W. Bush
1	1 Vote	How Furniture Is Transforming the Experience of Reality Check
1	1 Vote	Children Made in Usa Bobsled 1	1
1	1 Vote	17 Beards to Get Neighbour Arrested
1	1 Vote	Trust Me, I Could Not Speak English Wasabi
1	1 Vote	"Lego Batman" May Be Making Voters Worse at Predicting Elections Are Democrats Headed for the Skyrim Dude
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen Looks Like "Halloween Costume"
1	1 Vote	North Korea Declares Barack Obama Won't Be "Senseless"
1	1 Vote	You Have No Idea What He Sees as the Second Quarter
1	1 Vote	Unknown Star Poised to Win a Cozmo Robot From Rick and Morty
1	1 Vote	Do We Celebrate Them
1	1 Vote	Question of the Dead GIRL