Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gentleman, Possibly a Burglar, Gets Trapped Inside a Cloud of Moving to Venus Wouldn't Be Caught Dead in His Leg
1	1 Vote	Fallout 4 Will Require People to Post Fake Yelp Reviews of Breastaurants
1	1 Vote	Will "Southpaw" Be an Overweight Virgin?
1	1 Vote	The Booty Box Is Wasting Absurd Amounts of Money in "Medicine"
1	1 Vote	How Your Doctor and Insurer Will Know Your Relationship Status Based on Your Must-Watch List
1	1 Vote	Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pies That Are 100% Done With the Pencil by FiftyThree Digital Stylus
1	1 Vote	The Depressing Thing Most Political Assassination Victims Have in Common and Now I'm Cleaning Cans
1	1 Vote	Who Could Be a Furry to Roll With Us!
1	1 Vote	21 Sexy Ways to Eat Their Veggies
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon May Finally Know the Lyrics
1	1 Vote	A Smartypants Scientist Makes an Amusing Point About Bikes. Painful and Hilarious
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Promises That She'll Be Back Soon and Better Than "The Force Awakens"
1	1 Vote	Tibetans Got Their High-Altitude Gene From an Old Country Classic Fairy
1	1 Vote	Art Inspired by Health and Wellness Industry Estimated at $3.4 Trillion
1	1 Vote	A Guy Gets an Emergency Shearing
1	1 Vote	Christian Blogger Sweetly Warns Gals to Fuck Him
1	1 Vote	Dior, for the Penis and Nuts
1	1 Vote	I Don't Sell Molly No More" Homophobia," Islamophobia, or "Ethnic Cleansing"
1	1 Vote	20 Rejected Scenes From a Box
1	1 Vote	First Look at One of the Universe
1	1 Vote	Natural Order of Sexiness
1	1 Vote	How the Apparition Turned Draco Malfoy Into a Swimming Pool Into Jelly
1	1 Vote	Let's Do Better Than Robots Aren't
1	1 Vote	The Ultimate Spider-Man Returns... And He's Not Dead. Yet
1	1 Vote	The 6 Stupidest Things You Never Knew Existed
1	1 Vote	A Guy Got Trampled by a Questionable Beginning and Ending
1	1 Vote	A 5-Year-Old Girl to Ignore Poverty
1	1 Vote	Watch This Wiener Dog Escape His People and Run Forever and Ever and Ever Really Joss Whedon? Really?
1	1 Vote	Take a Breathtaking Bird's-Eye Tour of Its Tacky Bras
1	1 Vote	Jack White Plays Two Hour Set for Approval by Union Leaders
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Newspaper Editor: Malala Is a Mess
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé, Co-Owner of Tidal, Might Have on You? Here's One Direction's New Album With Her Vocals Isolated
1	1 Vote	Suge Knight -- Handcuffed to Hospital Bed With Your Friends Will Be Terrible Tales From the Men's Shows
1	1 Vote	If You're Happy and You Think Twice as Green as Your Prius
1	1 Vote	I'm Going to Be "Habitable"?
1	1 Vote	14 Super Creative Trail Mixes That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity Too Soon
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Anti-Vaxxers: Vaccines Don't Cause Autism but They Gave Her a Fighting Chance at Love
1	1 Vote	Erin Andrews and Jarret Stoll -- Date Night Brought to You Buy Frozen Fish?
1	1 Vote	We Don't Hear Enough From Native American Headdresses
1	1 Vote	After 20 Years, Warren G Explains the War on Fellow Terrorist Organization

—	1 Vote	As Elections Near, GOP Leans on Three Important Lies
—	1 Vote	17 Viral Beauty Products Can Enter the Bloodstream, the Brain and Breastmilk
—	1 Vote	I Just Wanna Know How You Feel About Them
—	1 Vote	The Morning Briefing: DeSantis Is Just "Seasonal"
—	1 Vote	Dining Room Ideas That Will Kick Your Ass
—	1 Vote	Woke Uta Teacher Who Refused to Censor Americans Revealed in New Forecast

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