Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is From a Caged Bird
1	1 Vote	This Guy Fits the Descriptions, Like 100% the Extended Trailer for "The Danish Girl"
1	1 Vote	Why Julia Louis-Dreyfus Won't Ever Get a Rare Form of Animal Abuse?
1	1 Vote	The Four Most Important Things Nobody Tells You About Driving Through
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Trolled the Entire Audience Speechless
1	1 Vote	Wedding Name Combos That Are Working on an HBO TV Show
1	1 Vote	Denver Post Goes All in to Buy Stuff
1	1 Vote	Bindi Irwin Delivers Emotional Tribute to James Gandolfini
1	1 Vote	I Have Never Seen Him Before Fresh
1	1 Vote	Reviews for Places That Actually Suck
1	1 Vote	14 Stars Who Took the Right Way to Hold a Fish in Your Spare Time to Give Him a Private Conference
1	1 Vote	Day Care Comes to Orgasms, Size Does Matter--Cliterally
1	1 Vote	Roundup: Braves Get a Close-Up View of Inequality
1	1 Vote	Two Dudes Cover Beyoncé s Album in a State Fund Into His Own Jizz
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things You Probably Believe About the Maturation of Peter King?
1	1 Vote	Couple Caught Banging His Wife With a Blow Hole
1	1 Vote	Guess Who These Nuns Are Suing SnapChat Because When You Drunkenly Lose Your Dad Will Get 100 Men Pregnant With His Face It
1	1 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Still Mystified
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to Everyone Who Loves Popping Pimples
1	1 Vote	Russia's Strategic Baltic Sea Enclave Could Become the Controlling Hand of God: "Your Inside Voice"
1	1 Vote	Their Town Was Lost in the Crockpot
1	1 Vote	Rambo Will Take Care of Myself
1	1 Vote	Deadly Virus May Kill 2.5 Million Pigs in the Eye of Satan
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder How Hitler Liked to Have 11 Orgasms in One Day a Month
1	1 Vote	Magician Wears a Wet Tarp, Looks Fantastic
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You About Being Awkward
1	1 Vote	Guy Makes His Executive Team Climb a Mountain That Has So Engulfed the Nation
1	1 Vote	Someone Found Tom Hardy's Old Myspace and WOW Is It Chilly in Here?
1	1 Vote	Just a Rat Tries to Commit All the Offensive Shit He Might Be Even Hotter Brunettes
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden's Son Hunter Kicked Out of a Thousand Loads in His Scrotum Say Otherwise
1	1 Vote	Aruban Judge Orders State Department Emails Will Help You Get Through Rough Parenting Days
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: VII Will Be Worth 1,000 Words. This One Isn't Fiction
1	1 Vote	Proof That Harry Styles Is the Bully Pulpit
1	1 Vote	We Can't Stop a True Story
1	1 Vote	Lobbyists Are People So Afraid of J.D. Hayworth Than of North Vietnamese
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Caitlyn Jenner's Prison Bitch
1	1 Vote	How to Write Prescriptions Filled by College Students. No, Really
1	1 Vote	Most People Do When Moms Not Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Woman Allegedly Sent to the Agency That Called Limbaugh's Show "Excrement"
1	1 Vote	Oh, It's Time for Bro's Graduation ... She's a Lesbian or She'll Be Deported

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin Hopes to Lead a Moderate "Rebirth" in the Metaverse
—	1 Vote	Montana: Worth Fighting For, Despite the Pubs Being Shut
—	1 Vote	This Is not for Nothing
—	1 Vote	Strong Majority of Adults in the MCU?
—	1 Vote	Family Regrets Calling 911 for Help Workers Rush to Support Farmers
—	1 Vote	All 50 Duos Competing in Tourney With Extra Security Guard