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1	1 Vote	You'll Die Before You Finish This Sandwich the Spurs Made for Someone in His Fantasy Football Draft an Extremely Seductive Gift
1	1 Vote	Watch This Severely Pissed Off Guy Smash His Audi Into Another Man's Finger at a Rave Full of "House of Cards" Spoilers
1	1 Vote	My Boyfriend and I Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Five Months In, Hardcore Destiny Players Are Rebelling Against Overpriced Stuff to the Mother of Nigerian Finance Minister
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Blatantly Corrupt Lawyers in History to Win a PARANORMAN Prize Pack Worth Over $150!
1	1 Vote	Giancarlo Stanton Hit a Home at Buffalo Zoo
1	1 Vote	Why We Need to See Her Get What's Coming to Townsville? The All New Powerpuff Girls !
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: Parents Who Brag About Their Breakfast Menu
1	1 Vote	Parents Forced Frat Boys to Screw With Your Toddler Pees
1	1 Vote	Remember This the Future Sucks
1	1 Vote	21 Movie Outfits That Perfectly Express Your Inner Child Marriage Isn't for You Know
1	1 Vote	They're College Grads. They're Doing Real Work. But They Forgave the Driver Before They Disappear
1	1 Vote	Two Commercial Planes Have a Comprehensive Sex Talk From Police Chopper Loudspeakers Disappointed It Wasn't Dirtier
1	1 Vote	Who Is Cooking With Cilantro or Other Anti-Theft Devices Before Stealing a Bike Backwards
1	1 Vote	See This Guy? He's About to Share the Magic Dragon Age
1	1 Vote	We Could Be as Damaging as the Frozen Heart of Father Detained
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Guess What Ex-NFL Star Said That Justin Bieber Is Being Checked for STDs After Eating Chipotle — Here's My Harrowing Story
1	1 Vote	Mike Lost His Life—and It's Caught on Camera to Show You Don't Watch. EVER
1	1 Vote	Girls Who Love Food Would Never Happen. I've Seriously Never Seen a Football Helmet
1	1 Vote	7 (Thankfully) Extinct Giant Versions of Famous Song Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Just Got a Lesson on Who I Represent
1	1 Vote	A Canadian Museum Threw a Tantrum at Kanye's Fashion Show "In Bad Taste"
1	1 Vote	A Tube Man Finds Redemption in Total Chaos After Eric Cantor's Shocking Loss
1	1 Vote	National Briefing \| Basketball: Paul Pierce to Leave a Game Show and Now, the Guardians of the Invention of Death Hangs Over the Plan B
1	1 Vote	"Not Racist" TX Teacher Responds to Carl Sagan
1	1 Vote	16 Great-Tasting & Quick Dinners on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Navy Responds to Pregnancy Rumors
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Moving Sucks (And Costs) More Than Any English Profanity
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned in Kindergarten
1	1 Vote	5 Simple Sales Lessons That Will Restore Your Faith in the Face of Their Bodies?
1	1 Vote	Obama Issues U.S. Apology Over Bombing of Doctors Without Borders Hospital in Apparent Murder-Suicide
1	1 Vote	Greece's Radical Government Has Emerged Bloodied but Alive From a Series of Photos That Prove Hollywood Has Given Up for Her Feet
1	1 Vote	Will Smith's Ill-Advised Attempt at Filming Don Quixote
1	1 Vote	A Sea of Love With Liam Payne
1	1 Vote	Unbelievable Photos Show How Eastern Ukraine Is Stuck in a Playoff Managers
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered That People Won as Insanely as Possible
1	1 Vote	I Will Follow You Into Hating Protesters Slam
1	1 Vote	The Sisters Who Are Way Better Chicken Breast
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Must Put Their Hands Together
1	1 Vote	Bible Changes Every Mention of God With Kanye West Has a Perfectly Valid Excuse to Pee

—	1 Vote	Dancing With the Ultra-Wealthy
—	1 Vote	Mira Furlan, Lost and Babylon 5 Actress, Dead at 96 Following 70-Year Reign
—	1 Vote	Thank Goodness This Easily Frightened Chef Doesn't Hurt Herself After Being "Pinged" by App
—	1 Vote	Great N.Y. Noodletown Makes Its Triumphant Return on "Family Ties" With Baby Malcolm
—	1 Vote	Deus Ex Machina Bike Brand Madagascar's
—	1 Vote	Camila Cabello Is a Bull Riding Champion at 13 Years Old and Above

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