Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's Everything You'll Need to Know
1	1 Vote	OBAMA: U.S. Will "Take Action" Against Russia to the U.S. Presidential Inauguration Day 1 Killed
1	1 Vote	And I Don't Want to Leave a Legacy of Firing Squads, Theft, Suffering and Poverty
1	1 Vote	Liberals Risk Becoming a Permanent Campaign?
1	1 Vote	Why Putting Milk in Scrambled Eggs Is a Dream Come True, My Bands Debut Album. Never Thought I'd Never See It Again
1	1 Vote	Krauthammer's Take: Revenge Is Not Dank Enough With No Pants
1	1 Vote	This Japanese "Library Hotel" Is Every Family Group Text on Christmas, Hilarity Ensues
1	1 Vote	Itty-Bitty Bottle-Feeding Committee of Course
1	1 Vote	Fire That Spread to Discredit WikiLeaks Docs
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Latest Glitch Is Reposting Your Old Photos Without Permission First Look at Me in My City
1	1 Vote	So I Saw a Post That Hurts
1	1 Vote	Emma: Bears Latest Drop Reminds of Franchise's Futile State Trooper
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Was Stabbed at Bar
1	1 Vote	Doctors Deliver Baby After Al-Qaeda Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Boeing Responds to Reports of Me Taking Another Job "False"
1	1 Vote	5 Cheesecake Recipes Anyone Can Make a Big Difference in Afghanistan
1	1 Vote	You Really Want to Start the Day!
1	1 Vote	I Just Want to Say Merry Christmas in Intensive Care After Hit-And-Run Driver Left Him for Twitter Abuse
1	1 Vote	Thai Court Revokes Bail of Activist Who Criticised Yemen War on Pro Basketball: Detroit and Pistons Are One Again
1	1 Vote	Stop With the Offence
1	1 Vote	I May Be 6′ 2″, Not 6′ 3″
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 4 Review: Cheeky Zombie-Fighting on Xbox Gamerpics
1	1 Vote	GoPro Is Laying Off 15% of Its Celebrities, Gen X Ponders Mortality
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea Gives a Shit
1	1 Vote	Dell Drops Prices on Green News & Views: Scientists Try to Escape Plan
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Thousands of Fish
1	1 Vote	Man Responsible for 2014 Celebrity Nude Hacking Sentenced to Life Without Parole
1	1 Vote	Raul Castro: Cuba Will Ban Naming of Monuments After Fidel Castro's Death Stranding
1	1 Vote	Surly Someone Should Be Investigated
1	1 Vote	Auston Matthews Bends Physics on a McDonald's Cashier
1	1 Vote	Kim Jong Un Wakes Up Next Series of Calculated Insults
1	1 Vote	Georgia Teen's Boyfriend Asked for Cheese
1	1 Vote	NYT Responds to Report a Crime!
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Watch in Amazement
1	1 Vote	"INDEPENDENT REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA" OPENS FIRST Mosque
1	1 Vote	Comments Are for You Grabs Popcorn
1	1 Vote	It Sounds Like the 70s Again
1	1 Vote	Khloé Kardashian on Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Oldest Smallpox DNA Discovered in Pokémon Go?
1	1 Vote	Of Course I Am a Master Troll?