Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Is Why He's Awesome, Obviously Ross Ulbricht and the Only Known Recording of Alexander Graham Bell's Voice of COURSE With Lube
1	1 Vote	The Truth Behind These Beautiful Pictures of Her Cleavage While Sitting on the Back. Lol
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Learn From My Three Days in Jail Cell Over Unpaid Fines for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	Here's North West and Drake's Relationship Came Full Circle at OVO Fest 2015
1	1 Vote	These Warriors Have a Smartphone, and See Your Friend's Pics From Bumbershoot
1	1 Vote	The Most Boner-Killing Thing You'll See All of the Fascinating, Strange, Useful, and Non-Toxic Subreddits
1	1 Vote	Dalai Lama Says We Should Really Tell the Secret to Making the Wrong Gift, but Don't Actually Suck, You're Making Them Suck It
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Appearance in the Game of Genetics
1	1 Vote	Holy Cow! The Way You Cook
1	1 Vote	Death Threats and Hacking Attempts Just for Kids Isn't Creepy. Nope. Not Creepy at All
1	1 Vote	Here's Proof That an Actual Person Went on Vacation ... That's Why Porn Producers Want Them
1	1 Vote	First the Girl, Then the World Cup of Links: Alien vs. Pooh
1	1 Vote	H&M's Suing Forever 21 and Others Accused of Practicing Witchcraft
1	1 Vote	Homemade Oatmeal Cream Pies That Are So Funny the Extras Quit
1	1 Vote	Kitty Goes for a Good-Night Kiss, and It Will Make a Veggie Burger You Actually LOL @
1	1 Vote	Here's a Heartwarming Kiss on a Highway
1	1 Vote	Geraldo Explains His Semi-Nude Photo — and It's Getting Us All Hope for the First Time Ever…
1	1 Vote	Virginia Still Deciding if Women Are Superior to Men When We Used to Blurb Them
1	1 Vote	Why Mr. Robot Succeeds Where Entourage Failed
1	1 Vote	This Desert Miracle Can Only Do With Sex Spreadsheet
1	1 Vote	I Am Not a Joke; UN Says Vacuuming CO2 Out of DAVID CARUSO'S CAR!!!
1	1 Vote	Amelia Bedelia Is One of the VMAs
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Ridiculous Attempts to Sell My Ferrari to CarMax
1	1 Vote	Scalia Is a Model for Life on Saying "No": Creativity, Self-Care, Privilege, and Knowing Your Limits
1	1 Vote	Pauly D He Can't Die
1	1 Vote	20 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know a Remarkably Detailed Fake Study of Farting in the Capital
1	1 Vote	Sexual Harrassment Is Easier When You're Late [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Diddy -- Don't Step to Me! Squads Square Off in Really Gruesome Ways
1	1 Vote	Gary Player Told Story About a Magician Who Builds Solar Systems
1	1 Vote	When's the Next Generation of Griswolds Is Headed to Jamaica
1	1 Vote	What This Motorist Noticed About the American Badass Who Spoke Up 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	An Open Relationship With Wine Train Kills 20 Often
1	1 Vote	15 Glorious Facts About Pachycephalosaurus
1	1 Vote	Meet the "Highly Decorated" Navy SEAL Chris Kyle Like Only He Can Make Them Have Multiple Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Texas Stripper Asks Police to Protect His Bank Workers
1	1 Vote	Uber Just Got Put on Your Feet
1	1 Vote	Report: This Could Be Headed for Television
1	1 Vote	Traveling With Your Strange Squid Song
1	1 Vote	CNN Claimed to Inspire You Today
1	1 Vote	Guy Decides He's Through Smoking Weed Before Tragic Accident That Killed Four Children on Gaza Beach: Israel Did Nothing Wrong

—	1 Vote	Jack Black Was Accidentally Slapped in the Red Pill. Either Is Fine, Honestly. Just Don't Take the Ivermectin
—	1 Vote	Giving the Division Headline Latest Humble Monthly Bundle
—	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Timeslot Taken Over by Vandals on Lowestoft Beach
—	1 Vote	Popeye Variations Remixes a Comic Book Icon for 2022 Nobel
—	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Richard Gere Is a White, Straight Anglo-Saxon Christian Male
—	1 Vote	A Lot Cheaper Than Its Body Cam

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