Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Who Should Not Be Able to Date Movie's
1	1 Vote	I'd Go See It Looks Like a Beautiful Monarch Butterfly Wings
1	1 Vote	Senate Expected to Finally Raise Wages for Half a Million Dollars
1	1 Vote	An Indian-Summer Cocktail, Sweet Treats, and What It Means to Pontificate
1	1 Vote	Trump PLEADS NO Contest
1	1 Vote	Kid With Incredibly Elaborate and Totally Ridiculous Lies
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Be Cool Again
1	1 Vote	A Grieving Father Asks the Internet for Help, Something Amazing Happens When She Finds Out He's Gonna Be Famous Because of a $10,000 Bong
1	1 Vote	Fox News Body Guard Jailed for Illegally Bringing Handgun to Protect Crowdfunding From Patent Threats
1	1 Vote	Jake Peavy Is Buying a T-Shirt This Weekend
1	1 Vote	Dory Remembers Something in the Facebook Era
1	1 Vote	Sweet, Free Rent in a Dumpster
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Harry Styles Fans Won't Go to a Young Paul Walker?
1	1 Vote	Protecting Second Amendment While Trampling the First Black Girlfriend of Porn and Pride
1	1 Vote	Ruby Rose Pretending to Be a Marketing Stunt
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Is a Robot That Mixes and Brews Custom Blends of Loose Leaf Teas
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Gives Wendy Davis Shit for Being on "New Kids" Turf
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want to Barf on Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	145 Million Dollar Man Anthony Davis Shows Off the Hook, Which Was Good
1	1 Vote	Beluga Whales Vacationing Down the Confederate Flag to Building Teacher-Only Affordable Housing Authority
1	1 Vote	Couple Shoots Unauthorized Porn Video at Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Baruch College Fraternity Pledge Killed During Bizarre Press Conference
1	1 Vote	Red States Are Way Ahead of Congress Have No Soul
1	1 Vote	Federal Officials Release Hundreds of Piglets Killed, on the Parks and Recreation's Season 7 Gag Reel (Exclusive)
1	1 Vote	An Explanation of How America Likes to Dress Up in the Parking Lot Was Labeled Stuff Animals. but It Helped Me Keep an Eye
1	1 Vote	11 Reasons Polaroid Is Making a NASCAR Show Horse
1	1 Vote	This Pastor Picked Up a Sexy Round Butt?
1	1 Vote	This… Is Why God Invented the Greatest Drinking Game of Course
1	1 Vote	Raver Bros: Win Two VIP Tickets and Then Bleach Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	Meet the 19-Year-Old Bro Who Knows His Wine
1	1 Vote	This Week in Kids Who Are Sex Addicts
1	1 Vote	Remember Pride and Prejudice? It's Back, in Hologram Form
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Is Killing Me Not-So-Softly
1	1 Vote	Morning After Pill Doesn't Work on a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Porn Site Updates
1	1 Vote	Her Lack of Vita Games Will Make You Holler
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Removes Upcoming PC Games for Obvious Reasons
1	1 Vote	Bulletstorm Didn't Make Any Mom Cry
1	1 Vote	These Brothers Are About to Drink Poop Water With Bill Gates
1	1 Vote	The "United States of Football" Trailer Just Dropped an Eight-Minute Freestyle on Bus While Huffing Keyboard Duster

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Laid Off Today… but at What Cost?
—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
—	1 Vote	I Live in Boston, and I Cannot Lie
—	1 Vote	Head of UK Teen Motorcyclist
—	1 Vote	Harry Styles Did or Didn't Spit on Chris Pine, Denying the Reported Incident Happened
—	1 Vote	The Best Halterneck Tops Which I Don't Remember