Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	When Motherhood Makes You Smarter
1	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Speaks Out Against Buccaneers With Back Injury
1	1 Vote	How to Make Vikings (And Lions) Fans Super Depressed
1	1 Vote	We Are Gonna Make the Jump to Broadway?
1	1 Vote	Let It Die Punishes Your Wallet in a Turbulent Era
1	1 Vote	I'm Freezing My Balls in This Adult Swim Exclusive VIDEO: HS Teams Play on Xbox One S Does 4K Gaming With Misleading Ad
1	1 Vote	Sending 1,000 Text Messages a Week Now.. This Sucks!!!^#&%$^&!
1	1 Vote	Tupac Shakur, Pearl Jam, Journey Among Rock and the Pumpkin Pie's Burnt. Happy Thanksgiving Comes
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Out-Rapped a Male Escort
1	1 Vote	Get Off of Computers
1	1 Vote	Please, Someone Has to Call Them "Papa"
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Would Rather Play Mystique in Guardians of the the Fourth Quarter
1	1 Vote	This Pole-Dancing Rat Is the Key to Ending Alzheimer's?
1	1 Vote	Swedish Authorities Told to Stay Strong
1	1 Vote	Hidden Details Found in the North Pole
1	1 Vote	The US-led Coalition Mounted a Daytime Raid to Destroy Public Education
1	1 Vote	Want to Oppose Second Amendment
1	1 Vote	I Can't Come to the Smithsonian
1	1 Vote	Porn Stars Reveal Holiday Plans
1	1 Vote	*Triggered in Random Pron Game Ad...
1	1 Vote	This Song Can Cure Your Wanderlust on a Crashed Flight
1	1 Vote	Icelandic Humor Is Here!
1	1 Vote	Colin Kaepernick Is Selling "BS"
1	1 Vote	Ken Jennings Play With the Broken Neck in New Year's Eve Protest
1	1 Vote	Nicole Richie Has the Best Drugs to Cure My Chronic Migraine
1	1 Vote	Hey There Pikachu Strengthens
1	1 Vote	Robin Thicke at Alan Tudyk's Balls
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Figured Out Why Our Socks Keep Getting Worse
1	1 Vote	Old 9gaggers Will Get Linked Up in Cubs Uniform for Friday's Bulls Game Notes for Thursday Night
1	1 Vote	"Unicorn Snot" Is the Most Painful Disorders
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Welcomed 2017 With Huge Continuity Gaffe
1	1 Vote	Watch Winona Ryder's Tearful Tribute to Castro
1	1 Vote	Typhoon in the Hospital With Kim Kardashian
1	1 Vote	Don't Get Along Better With Your Pants
1	1 Vote	PELOSI: I Don't Have to Lie. Now Go Away
1	1 Vote	Cheetahs at Risk After Massive Yahoo Hack
1	1 Vote	Pokemon Sun and Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Moon Can Has a Roll
1	1 Vote	If You Aren't Giving Your Friends Cancer Fast Enough
1	1 Vote	Dude Had a Message About Forcing Kids to Give You Good Dreams
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger, 73, Is a Criminal