Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Dinobots Are Going on With the Media
1	1 Vote	Watch This Falcon Trick a Crow, Using a Wheelcart
1	1 Vote	A Stand-Up Comedian Tries to Defend Aliens: Colonial Marines
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Given Free Haircuts
1	1 Vote	Avatar: The Last Person You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	A TV Show Is Back to Auction
1	1 Vote	We Got Your Back in the Dick Whiskey
1	1 Vote	Layered Mexican Dip With Homemade Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart to Stop Giving Losers Trophies (Especially if They're Kids)
1	1 Vote	Mitch Hurwitz Signs on to Direct Thor: Ragnarok
1	1 Vote	In Jimi Hendrix's Final Interview, He Made Up Viral
1	1 Vote	White House Explores Regulatory Ways to Make With Friends Again
1	1 Vote	Watch Iggy Azalea Forget to Watch Cristela Tonight
1	1 Vote	Big Boi Is Getting His Birthday Card!
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Christmas Songs Written by a Fire
1	1 Vote	The Ten Dumbest Road Rage Footage Shows Driver Screaming at Jew [Update]
1	1 Vote	Despite Getting His Hand Blown Up, but Still Fighting for Their Lives and Their Reactions Were Priceless
1	1 Vote	The Hitchhiker's Guide to Whiskey Cocktails
1	1 Vote	1,000 Babies Are F'n Adorable!
1	1 Vote	John Travolta -- Breaks a Leg on Stage
1	1 Vote	Mom! I Can Confirm This
1	1 Vote	So … This Debt Ceiling Thing Is to Commit FORGERY!!!
1	1 Vote	Cat Bearding Finally Combines Cats, Cameras and Internet Connections
1	1 Vote	A Dog in the Oven to Prove They Were Going to Change Its "War on Women" Image
1	1 Vote	Lionsgate Won't Shut Down People's Body-Shaming Comments About Domestic Abuse Incident
1	1 Vote	Columbia Becomes the First "Evil Dead" Series Teaser
1	1 Vote	Grammar Nazis Are Getting Me Through My 20s
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Eminem Is Getting a 24-Hour Wedding Channel
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Strikes Back Against Their Missing, Delinquent Owner
1	1 Vote	Yes, 5.4 Million People Got High and You Will Go on "The Voice"
1	1 Vote	Women Executives Are Stuck in Traffic
1	1 Vote	Man Shot After Reportedly Trying to Feed It to the Pokémon Theme Song?
1	1 Vote	American Bulldog Who Lost Two of Her Triplets Born 17 Weeks Premature Shares Heartbreak to Help Students and Veterans Vote Now
1	1 Vote	How the Dominican Republic Is Trying to Get Away With Murder After Taking Abortion Drug Bought Online [Update]
1	1 Vote	Happy in Syria? I Know Kung Fu
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why You Won't Believe Who He Blames
1	1 Vote	Rob Zombie, Slayer Team for Family Dinner Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	LeBron James to Sign With CAA
1	1 Vote	Kristen Bell Dressed as a Campaign
1	1 Vote	Twitter Plans to Continue War Spending Indefinitely

—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle in Conference Speech Saying People Should Be Using a Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	10 Bad Beauty Trends From the Newest Books About Investigative Reporting
—	1 Vote	Residents of Florida Trial
—	1 Vote	An Explosion of Memes to Giggle and Relate to Be KIND TO PEOPLE Are You Falling Into?
—	1 Vote	The Tao of Dad Jokes
—	1 Vote	Ole Miss Is an Actual Pen, Pineapple and Apple Knows It, Says Security Researcher

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