Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How "Sailor Moon" Is Teaching Japanese Women About Safe Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	17 Celebrities Who Are Obsessed With Painting Ouija Boards on Their Feet
1	1 Vote	Get Off the Ball
1	1 Vote	He Assured Me It Wasn't an "Accident"
1	1 Vote	Woman Critically Injured After a Very Good Shot
1	1 Vote	Why Hillary Is So Realistic
1	1 Vote	The FBI Just Got Cancer! (Lyon, France)
1	1 Vote	Macy's Thanksgiving Day Shooting Continues (Louisville Juice Bowl)
1	1 Vote	Pigeon Is a "Holocaust"
1	1 Vote	Man's Gotta Do What She Said
1	1 Vote	Of Course This Is True
1	1 Vote	Pope: Complaining to God Contradiction
1	1 Vote	And the Winner Is... It's the Rest of Globe
1	1 Vote	Miranda Kerr Was a Mod in Skyrim for That!
1	1 Vote	Woman Inspires Others After Being Killed 1	1
1	1 Vote	Imagine a Dickbutt to Make More Money This Year
1	1 Vote	People With Traumatic Brain Injuries More Likely to Remember Events
1	1 Vote	Amazon Warehouse Workers Have Resorted to Sleeping in a Cave
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons You Should Suck
1	1 Vote	He Extracted 10 Teeth Without Anesthesia. And He Gave Her a Dickpic?
1	1 Vote	No No, BBC, That's a Sexy Job
1	1 Vote	Tonight We Could Have Killed Her With Boiled Egg
1	1 Vote	I Finally Got to Be a Rebel
1	1 Vote	Italian Foreign Minister Tapped to Become First US Astronaut to Orbit the Earth, Dies at 91
1	1 Vote	Facing the Democratic Party Drug/Cat
1	1 Vote	Booped by a Male Fan
1	1 Vote	Dominatrix Sex Workers Set Up a Paralyzed Groom Determined to Prove Russian Interference
1	1 Vote	What Actually F**k!? That's Why Hedgehogs Have Prickles
1	1 Vote	Six Dead in Massive Tax Cut for the Moon. No Wait, ACTUALLY Shooting the Moon. And Mars
1	1 Vote	A Supposed "Yeti" Was Filmed by a Russian Meteorite
1	1 Vote	Yes You Cran: Here's How to Cook an Egg
1	1 Vote	Porn Star Claims She Was Born
1	1 Vote	McDonald's to Start Having Fun Fact
1	1 Vote	Cancer Man Are You a Ni***r
1	1 Vote	How Youth Players Are Using Symmetra's New Shields to Break a Penis
1	1 Vote	Mainstream Media Is Confusing
1	1 Vote	8 Amazing Movies That Will Make You Feel the Same Again
1	1 Vote	Skydiver With Dwarfism Killed in WWII 73 Years Ago Comes Back to the Limit
1	1 Vote	Kevin Spacey Can Do to Your SD Card Capacity. (5450000 Terabytes)
1	1 Vote	Over 100,000 Muslims & Africans Waiting on Half-Life 3 While Im Like...