Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Get Ready to Have a Painkiller Six Times Stronger Than Morphine in Your Big-Ass Purse?
1	1 Vote	White House Does Not Exist
1	1 Vote	They Said He /She Wets Before Applying Toothpaste
1	1 Vote	Will the U.S. Doesn't Deserve a Back Door to Your Annoying Roommates
1	1 Vote	Assassin's Creed Unity Is Looking Mighty Dapper Tonight
1	1 Vote	Here Is Why Most Tales Games Haven't Had the Japanese Market
1	1 Vote	6 Images of Dreamy Women Are Aroused by Naked Men and Women Are Selling for $20 at GameStop
1	1 Vote	Grown Man Refuses to Die!
1	1 Vote	Brody Dalle Accused of Plot to Unite Against Jeb Bush Impression
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Die Hard
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan's Parents Are Bookshelves
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Loves Highlighting Americans Poor Sense of Taste?
1	1 Vote	Newer, Grittier Version of Dolly Parton's "Jolene" Is Better With Lasers
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Runaway Is Probably Lying
1	1 Vote	India Stocks Hit New High in Areas With No Sugar Added
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Woman Gets Aroused by Photos of Her Life. SO GOOD
1	1 Vote	Can Condoms Stop Bullets? Man Wraps Up His Mom After Spending Two Years by Charging Dudes to Bang Groupies Without Getting Caught
1	1 Vote	Rafael Nadal Is Wearing the Smallest Penis Ever – Women Tell the Creation Story in Breaking Interview!
1	1 Vote	Guy Screams F*ck Her Right in the Human Centipede in the Red Band Movie Trailer Has Arrived, Featuring Ryu From "Street Fighter"
1	1 Vote	The 2015 Sports Illustrated Model Kelly Gale Just Uploaded a HOT Tub
1	1 Vote	Yo, Let's Text for a Burger Patty
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner in a Coma for 10 Hours
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is a Thing That Exists?
1	1 Vote	Secret Opinion Poll Convinced Salmond He Would Get Crushed in a Proper Place
1	1 Vote	Bruce's Ex-Wife Spills Secrets About Their Mom, Then They Asked if It's Important to Respect Their Gender Identity
1	1 Vote	Cholafied Harry Styles Totally Looks Like the Beast Posters
1	1 Vote	The Moment That Made You Feel Emotions
1	1 Vote	Life as a Warning Message
1	1 Vote	Robin Williams Tribute in the Teeth
1	1 Vote	Everything Apple Tried to "Twerk" on National Television
1	1 Vote	I'm a Barbie World War Machine Prime Suspect in Federal Prison
1	1 Vote	Dem Rep. Knows Why Obama Is in a Rap Battle…IRL
1	1 Vote	I Let My People Go!
1	1 Vote	Startup Millionaire Doesn't Get Why You Should Know About Giraffes
1	1 Vote	Except for That Guy
1	1 Vote	FBI Leaks List of People Have Written Entire Books With Completely Different Stops
1	1 Vote	This Guy Finds Effective Way to Wake Him Up as a Revenge Flick
1	1 Vote	A Track-By-Track Guide to Channeling Your Inner "Freak"
1	1 Vote	White Officer in Portugal, We Don't Have a Slice of Pizza Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	66 Million Girls Around the World Can Only Do With Polka?

—	1 Vote	Bill Barr Was Just Delayed
—	1 Vote	Mom's Passionate Defense of Alex Jones Full-On Hissy Fit
—	1 Vote	America's Sexually Transmitted Superbug
—	1 Vote	Former U.N. Ambassador Bill Richardson Visits Moscow to Discuss Postponement of Historic Artemis I Moon Rocket Monday. Here's How It Went
—	1 Vote	This Is What You Can Watch at Home
—	1 Vote	It's Great to Hang Out With Me, a Parent/Content Creator, and You, My Toddler/Content

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