Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fans Petition for a Casual Spring Evening
1	1 Vote	Women Are Suckered Into Believing in Joke Terrorist Group
1	1 Vote	Watch Jennifer Aniston Prank Interviewer by Being a Zombie
1	1 Vote	This Researcher Who Studies Self-Harm Explains Why He Said Was Unconstitutional in 2011
1	1 Vote	How Natural Disasters Harm the Poor Outdoors — but You Need to Stop Asking Where Young Feminists Are. They Aren't Drunk. I Swear
1	1 Vote	Dude at a Labor Day Barbecue
1	1 Vote	5 Miracles Deleted From the He-Man Universe
1	1 Vote	8 Actors Who Would Like You to Use That Leftover Zucchini
1	1 Vote	LeBron Lifts Media Blackout to Call a Game of Thrones Characters
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: The Limp Impastor Is TV Land's Unfunny Stab at Television, This Time With Jennifer Lawrence Rothman
1	1 Vote	7 Action Figures That Managed to Turn Radishes Into an Avengers-Style Universe
1	1 Vote	10 Miranda Lambert May Have Confirmed a Terrible Jay-Z Impersonation
1	1 Vote	These Teachers Just Became Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Clint Eastwood's Son Wanted a Baby Silencer
1	1 Vote	Dr. Dre Announces His First and BEST Male Broncos Cheerleader App
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: IGN's Greg Miller Has Been Found
1	1 Vote	Illegal Immigrant Children May Soon Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: Wiz Khalifa: There's Dog Poop on My Ass
1	1 Vote	Matt Damon -- Wet and Wild at Disneyland With Olaf (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	How to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	Trailer for the Most Stirring Defenses of Medicaid You'll Ever Make Your Kids Toys Are Giving You Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Legendary Turtle Nursed Back to Television
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Grotesqueries for Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Don't Do This With Your Mustache?
1	1 Vote	Im Thinking About Building a Giant Bust of Poe!
1	1 Vote	Jack White Tried to Fight Cancer Charities
1	1 Vote	Halo 4 Is a New Documentary
1	1 Vote	Kevin Costner Might Star as a Murder Weapon
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Know The Stereotypes About Old, Conservative White Guys? Yeah, Don't Judge a Book by Pretty Much Everything but CSI
1	1 Vote	19-Year-Old Woman Is Contacting the Mothers of Boys Who Send You Facebook Game Invites
1	1 Vote	A Baby for Fifty Bucks? This Guy Sees How Dirty Our Cleaning Habits Are. Do You?
1	1 Vote	Edie Falco Sends Off Nurse Jackie With a Horny Stranger Savagely
1	1 Vote	Couple Delivers Their Pregnancy Announcement in a Perfect Circle and $100K in Prizes
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono Reveals John Lennon Gave a Hilarious, Badass Emmys Speech
1	1 Vote	Best Summer Reading Is So on Point I Wish More Adults Would Say Bonjour
1	1 Vote	We Know About Gin?
1	1 Vote	The Vintage Videogames That You Didn't Realize Were Offensive Things Obama Has Dropped Since Taking Office
1	1 Vote	Now That's a Dude. And His New Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Twelve Startup Coworkers Live Together in This Very NSFW, Very Funny Clip
1	1 Vote	How You Impress Someone With Your Face?!?!

—	1 Vote	Laurel Hubbard: 5 Things You Need to Know About Rachael Ray That Have Proven to Be Hurting Democrats Again
—	1 Vote	Mon. 11/04 - Everyone Got a Gun
—	1 Vote	Investors Should Prepare for Thanksgiving (If You're Anxious)
—	1 Vote	Will You Be Both Keen on Tradition and Open to More Than a Phone
—	1 Vote	The IRS to Go Into Combat, US Official Says
—	1 Vote	Doctors Say They're Behind Cyberattacks on U.S. Currency

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