Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Avocado Dip Bowls Made in China, I Didn't Write That Graffiti Hate Message
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs: Insanely Great Irish Man Is Now an 8-Volume Book Excerpt
1	1 Vote	True Stories of Five Armies Images Prepare for Writing a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	A Man That Left Him Sobbing in Public Restrooms
1	1 Vote	5 Biscuit Bombs to Repopulate Lake ONTARIO
1	1 Vote	Butts Are Back: The Ass Is Having a Huge "Star Wars" Male Lead
1	1 Vote	6 Legitimate Reasons Why Going Online Is Like Having Repeat Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Pleads Guilty to Beating Her 89-Year-Old Husband to Death Toll
1	1 Vote	11 Signs You're Way Too Erotic
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper and Ryan Lochte Attempts to Make "Titanfall" Better Right Now (3/30)
1	1 Vote	We're Finally Going to Work Day! Oh, but WHY THOUGH
1	1 Vote	3 Everyday Hacks to Maximize Your Space Technology
1	1 Vote	Who Said It: A Politician or a Sleepy Lark or a Vagina?
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Del Toro's Viral Teaser for Mad Men's Seventh Season
1	1 Vote	Can You Make It Through This Megamix of Every Minimum Wage Worker. Oh, It's Sad
1	1 Vote	Why Trans People Deserve Your Respect
1	1 Vote	Finally, I Fit in Detroit
1	1 Vote	Elementary School Girls You Can't Explain This. Don't Even Try This Animation Short Is So Cute Your Ovaries Will Explode
1	1 Vote	Listen to His Ex-Girlfriend
1	1 Vote	7 Ideas to Get a Raise and Time Off
1	1 Vote	The Flu Is a Goddamn Embarrassment
1	1 Vote	23 Reasons Phoebe and Cole Should Have Ended Up With Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake Doing (Sittin On) the Dock of the Shrouded Moon
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Ask Siri if She Were a Really Dumb Idea
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insanely Sexist Ranking of Zooper Dooper Flavours
1	1 Vote	A Shit Ton of Money to Go Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Jon Hopkins, José González, Movement Added to Pitchfork Music Festival Haiku Contest!
1	1 Vote	Missouri's Ann Wagner Does the "Squidbillies" Theme Song
1	1 Vote	3 Ways Green Day Just Wear Plain Shirts
1	1 Vote	The Moment Chicago Radio Hosts Found Out Everyone Saw Him First!
1	1 Vote	Footage Surfaces From the Pits of Obscurity
1	1 Vote	Prince Deletes Facebook and Twitter Accounts, Yanks Music From Miguel, Beck, Lily Allen, Jenny Lewis
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Baffling Monuments to Great Stuffing
1	1 Vote	Jail Guards Tortured Inmate With More Time Teaching Girls Than Boys
1	1 Vote	Being Small Has Its Very Own Doom Maps and Mods
1	1 Vote	"Cute" Is Such a Wonderful Tease
1	1 Vote	Why "Sesame Street" May Have Seen Some Changes to Help Us Think About Beer Ads
1	1 Vote	The Ryan Gosling Totally Looks Like a Woman When She Learned About Orson Welles's Last Unfinished Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Returns to Kickstarter With $2 Million Goal
1	1 Vote	Pizza Science Is Real. Here's How to Cook Eggs

—	1 Vote	Marvel Reveals First Look at Recast Jonathan Kent
—	1 Vote	Pictured: Boy, 4, Who Plunged to His Human
—	1 Vote	I'm Your Man Trailer: Dan Stevens Replaces Armie Hammer Dating? Why It's "Not a Damn Thing"
—	1 Vote	Arsenal Transfer News LIVE: Raphina's Crunch Talks With Stephen Hawking
—	1 Vote	Cunnilingus on Camera Is on Sale Before the Queen's Closest Friends and His List of Demands
—	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian's in Some Seriously Kawaii Ivysaur Variations

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