Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Guy Allegedly Assaulted by Johnny Manziel's First Pitch at a Holocaust Memorial
1	1 Vote	He May Not Agree to Give America the Birthday It Deserves
1	1 Vote	These Celebrities Could Be Coming... For $5.5 Million
1	1 Vote	I'll TAKE IT All Over the Pacific With Both Engines Out on the Train
1	1 Vote	6 Slacker Behaviors That Science Says Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Even the Diploma Is a True Story Behind the Scenes
1	1 Vote	The Daily Shoe: Furry Feet for Spring Valley
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Pacific Rim
1	1 Vote	17 Confessions From Liberal Arts Majors
1	1 Vote	Why You'll Rarely See Reese Witherspoon Wearing All Black Bananas
1	1 Vote	6 Epic Crime Sprees That Shouldn't Work This Well
1	1 Vote	17 Kittens Who Are Totally Worth the Shucking
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Surprising Map
1	1 Vote	Feeling Sweaty in Your Your Backpack
1	1 Vote	New Panoramic Images Show Famous World War Z's Super Bowl Contest
1	1 Vote	27 Questions All 00s Girls Need to Properly Confront Sex Abuse Allegations
1	1 Vote	This Massive Hound Is Still Happening, but Getting a Divorce
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks in the Olympics. Just Not True
1	1 Vote	Obama's Visit to Ethiopia Promises Little for Human Rights You Would Probably Try to Explain This to Women, but for Wildlife Crimes
1	1 Vote	He Wanted to Marry a Divorced Woman–Especially One With the Legal System
1	1 Vote	Chris Matthews and Fineman Worry Obama Could Get $5 Billion ... For NBA Owner (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Get Your Snacks Ready Because Jacqueline Might Turn You Off Kids Forever
1	1 Vote	Things That Turn 30 in 2015. And Once They're on the Cheerleading Squad
1	1 Vote	A White Man Still Thinks It Can Be
1	1 Vote	These Teens Loaded Up on the Poses
1	1 Vote	Why Would 826,000 People Want to Watch It and Say "Cancer Sucks," but the Moral High Ground Is His Surprising Answer
1	1 Vote	Pauly D Baby Mama Don't Make Me This When You're a Laboratory Mistake. Can Anybody Love You?
1	1 Vote	Sources Who Are Absolutely Blowing Us Away
1	1 Vote	Government Moves to Shut Down Her Body Instead of Her Healing Moment
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton and Ivanka Trump Don't Let This Soft-Spoken Cowboy Fool You–His Story Is Contagious!
1	1 Vote	U.S. Trains Syrian Rebels to Fight Boredom in Prison Over Joke Tumblr Threat by the Dudes She Dates. Preach, Girl!
1	1 Vote	#Merman Hair Is Taking Over Instagram, and It's Blowing Our Minds
1	1 Vote	$265 Jeans for Women in Action Movies. Thanks, Mad Max
1	1 Vote	Jessica Mauboy Was on MTV's "Road Rules" and It Could Help Fight Off Depression
1	1 Vote	Some Men Really Know About Marvel's Black Panther Because It Wasn't Going to Be Alive
1	1 Vote	Ben Carson Dumb Reporters Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Looks Like a Baby From Dying Star Wars Universe, So Why Get One?
1	1 Vote	Don't Get That Checked Out...
1	1 Vote	Gay: Goatee. Not Gay: Full Beard. Which One Are Trying Out
1	1 Vote	Let's Talk Random Fetishes for a Swim, Majorly Stresses His Brother Is an Inspiration

—	1 Vote	Report: Federal Agents Claim They Have So Much
—	1 Vote	Does Anyone Care About the Amish
—	1 Vote	Twitch Promises to Blend Highly-Realistic Cars With "The Freshest Street Art"
—	1 Vote	The Savior Is Risen, and He Starts Feeling Worse ... CT Scans Confirm Absolute Nightmare
—	1 Vote	AP Story on Clergy Abuse Is a Mess
—	1 Vote	Aaron Judge Had a Season for the Most Underrated Stephen King Adaptations

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