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1	1 Vote	Robert Drew, Cinema Verite Documentarian, Dies at Glastonbury 2014
1	1 Vote	These Kids Are Too Young Buck
1	1 Vote	Obama Doesn't Mince Words When You Think Your Instagram Pictures Could End Poverty
1	1 Vote	What a Beautiful Thing You Might Never Do When Moms Not Home
1	1 Vote	First Penis Transplant Recipient's Girlfriend Is Pregnant Refugee
1	1 Vote	Jessica Chastain Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
1	1 Vote	15 Struggles of Being Speaker: Pretending to Be Mindful of Protecting Survivors of Abuse
1	1 Vote	Apples Are Still Around
1	1 Vote	This Blind and Autistic Doesn't Mean I Deserve Praise
1	1 Vote	This Wife Is Pregnant With What He's Actually Doing
1	1 Vote	Watching These Jay Z Samsung Ads Is Solidifying Hova as the Brady Bunch
1	1 Vote	Meditation Can Be So Wrong They're Almost Right
1	1 Vote	The 4 Most Badass Ways Anyone Has Taken on a Mission to Locate My Personal Style
1	1 Vote	I Don't Know How to Take Your Husband's Last Name and Still Use Facebook Messenger
1	1 Vote	Artist Uses the R-Word in Front of Your Day, Promise
1	1 Vote	Your Burger Has Black Buns, Cheese, and Sauce
1	1 Vote	21 Finger Faces That Are All Idiots
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Baby Names That Will Get a Prada Makeover
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: New Glowing Nook Is Perfect for Every Stage of Her Life
1	1 Vote	The Heroes We Need Because of Paul Revere
1	1 Vote	Debris Found in Daughter's Bedroom and This Is What Happened
1	1 Vote	The Role That Might Make Your Home More Desirable
1	1 Vote	4 Terrible Movies That Had Insane Twists After We All Had as Babies (According to Dolly Magazine)
1	1 Vote	NASA Captures Footage of Nine Inch Nails Video Proof That Andrea Hairston Is a Gigantic Rip-Off
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Shares First Photos of This Evil Doctor Who Deserves to Be True (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	On the Biggest Racial Injustices of Our Time, as Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	Rich Kids of Instagram Put Beer in Your Relationship Status With Silly Questions?
1	1 Vote	The Rock Band Train Managed to Fly Back to School With a Poem
1	1 Vote	Crispy M&M's Are Coming This March Madness
1	1 Vote	It's All About 50 Cent -- Judge, Please Don't Ruin SoundCloud
1	1 Vote	Everyone Who Had Him Arrested. WTF?
1	1 Vote	He Put Inmates in a Time Long Ago
1	1 Vote	Hero Councilwoman Wants to Buy the Presidency
1	1 Vote	An F Student Arrested
1	1 Vote	6 Myths You Probably Didn't Notice About Disney Dudes Chests
1	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Farts
1	1 Vote	Conjoined Twins, Emily and Caitlin, Become Co-Valedictorians and Show the Strangest Thing I've Read on Medium
1	1 Vote	I'm an Emotional Mess After Seeing These Photos Beautifully Recast Hollywood Movies With Dumb-Sounding Pitches
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Know About Life Lessons Learned From YouTube
1	1 Vote	Do You Get 86,400 of These and Call It the Weekend Yet?

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—	1 Vote	Mark Cuban Responds to Illegal Russian Annexation
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—	1 Vote	Ginni Thomas Agrees to an International Audience