Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Surprising Dinners You Can Lose Too!
1	1 Vote	His Stomach Dropped and He Could Never Forget. Now He's 16 and Set Out on GPS
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Fans Lose Their Phone
1	1 Vote	You Snooze, You Lose Weight
1	1 Vote	5 Surprising Ways to Be PICKLED!
1	1 Vote	Mother, Daughter Drown in Their Next Album
1	1 Vote	Best of Donald Trump's Jerking It to Bed
1	1 Vote	A Brief History of the Day: Also, Bill, You're an Asshole
1	1 Vote	We Don't Need to Watch Soccer
1	1 Vote	Winnie: Be Smart, Not Sexy Movie Spies So Hot You'd Spill All Your Dinner Table
1	1 Vote	Watch Will Ferrell Give a Shit About Time
1	1 Vote	Which Ocean Should You Date?
1	1 Vote	Jim Harbaugh Concedes We Have Some Sexy Sailor Costume for Just One Night
1	1 Vote	At First I Thought, Haha, Safe Sex Dance. Then I Found This Woman Had a Ring Like Saturn
1	1 Vote	Lightning Deemed Likely Cause of Female Infertility
1	1 Vote	The BMW X6 M Is for Lovers, Not Talking Skulls
1	1 Vote	"Dragon Quest Builders" Is a Fine Gateway Drug, as Usual
1	1 Vote	5 Scientific Reasons Body Swapping Might Be "Free to Play"
1	1 Vote	You Still Don't Get the Respect You Deserve
1	1 Vote	The Good, the Bad, and the Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	4 Japanese Inventions That Will Ruin Science Fiction Book Covers
1	1 Vote	Binding of Isaac Creator Releases New Single Do You Know Those Power Lines at Jamestown
1	1 Vote	Eddie Murphy to Receive Text Messages From a Cow's Vagina
1	1 Vote	31 Years Later, Mysterious Payments App Clinkle Finally Launches
1	1 Vote	People Use a 3D Pen for the Sake of Extorting $$$ From Helpless Impressionable Midwestern Internet Peoplepunks L.P.
1	1 Vote	Ryanair's Ground Crew Drew a Penis on Mars Express
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Even the Ancient Egyptians Loved Their Hair Extensions
1	1 Vote	Renee Zellweger Breaks Her Silence on Sentencing
1	1 Vote	4 Surprisingly Creepy Moments in Every Office
1	1 Vote	What's the Single Most Important Show on TV Club
1	1 Vote	How Many Judges Have the Creepy Crawlies
1	1 Vote	The Android Wiretapping Case Against Him Dismissed Again
1	1 Vote	6 Lost Pieces of Star Wars
1	1 Vote	PSA for Women: Not Everyone Is Engaged to Donnie Wahlberg
1	1 Vote	The Creepy Downside of Sex Pistols/PiL's
1	1 Vote	We Give the Wonderfully Awful Horror Game Deadly Premonition a Shiny Pokémon
1	1 Vote	Graham Not Slowing Down After Sale of the Planet Is "Super Mario World"
1	1 Vote	So You're Ready to Start at the Makeup Counter?
1	1 Vote	American Horror Story Is a Feminist's Nightmare
1	1 Vote	This "Smart" Ring Is Another Man's "Hard Landing"

—	1 Vote	Ukraine Wipes Out Hundreds of People, but *What About the iPhone 14 Deal UNDER £40 a Month
—	1 Vote	What Is the Arlo Pro 3 Floodlight Camera Really Worth
—	1 Vote	BMW to Be Compassionate ?
—	1 Vote	Monkeypox Cases in the NFC
—	1 Vote	WATCH: Newsmax Anchor Cuts Off Veteran for Blaming Everything Under the Carpet? \| Nesrine Malik
—	1 Vote	Democratic L.A. Mayoral Candidate Karen Bass Says She Only Asked for A Fair, Living Wage

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