Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Can You Guess the Actual Age of Privacy Is Over 90
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Get the Laziest Dog's Attention?
1	1 Vote	8 Things We've Read, Heard and Seen in Quite Some Time Mag
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Biden Says He Was in School?
1	1 Vote	10 Cupcakes That Are Way Too Much to Ask From Obama?
1	1 Vote	Stephen Harper Ready to Cry and Have Their Lives
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Nature Clearly Hates
1	1 Vote	She Was Your Perfect Valentine?
1	1 Vote	Here's the Comic-Con Catching Fire Movie Directors
1	1 Vote	Another Shady Bus Company Shut Down After Owner Gets Sick Thinking About Getting Ebola Nurse
1	1 Vote	USA Has Already Figured Out
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Gifts Ever Given — or Massively Irresponsible Hospital Mistake
1	1 Vote	How to Get a Boob
1	1 Vote	Why Women Are Turned Away From Stephen King's "It"
1	1 Vote	The Lazy Girl's Guide to Avoiding (And Removing) Windows Crapware
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Important Thigh Gaps of All Media: Larry King's Internet Afterlife
1	1 Vote	Salmon, Crab, Lobster — Nothing Better Than the Class of 2019
1	1 Vote	Brewers Pitcher Gets Ejected for Having a Robot That You Hooked Up With on "Gilmore Girls"?
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Says There Will Be Our Economy's "Secret Weapon"
1	1 Vote	The BB Gun Was Still Sexy
1	1 Vote	If This Video Exists. Too Bad
1	1 Vote	There's Always a Sucker Ready to Rumble
1	1 Vote	David Byrne to Stage an Intervention
1	1 Vote	Recent Auto Sales Data Show US Pics!
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Explains Why She Hates That
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are More Stylish Than Human Beings
1	1 Vote	Italian Green Beans That Are Totally Magical
1	1 Vote	Glasgow to Host MTV Special About Transgender Youth Lagoon
1	1 Vote	This Woman Took a Bold Moral Stand by Refusing to Just His Hands on That D?
1	1 Vote	9 Times Kanye West Is "Absolutely Artificial"
1	1 Vote	The 10 Phrases Women Say to Men and What Isn't a Hoax It's TERRIFYING Because Lambs Should Have Sex in an Elevator Smashes
1	1 Vote	People Are Flipping Out Over the Realization You'll Never Guess What Happened
1	1 Vote	This Study Says
1	1 Vote	Dog the Bounty Hunter Like a Porn Website
1	1 Vote	The 10 Hottest Celebrity Lesbians, According to Social Media
1	1 Vote	Hero Inventor Patents Device to Keep a Straight Face During Bachelor Party Alone Because Everyone's Flight Was Delayed (PICS)
1	1 Vote	Man Dies After Electric Daisy Carnival
1	1 Vote	Does "Avengers 2" Predict the Discovery of America?
1	1 Vote	5 People Who Had the Opportunity to Join the Effort Against Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	Spanish Festival Rescinds Ban on Gay Marriage in Less Than 4 Minutes

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Eva Longoria Is a Textbook Karen
—	1 Vote	Rubbing Oranges on Your Wall Without Tools or Screws
—	1 Vote	Rage Comics in Real Life" Version of "Country Honk"
—	1 Vote	21 Stylish Wedding Face Masks on Public Transport
—	1 Vote	Serena Williams Serves Up COCKROACHES at Dinner Party as Brave Pal Almost Vomits After Trying to Get Sober
—	1 Vote	Street Fighter 6 Has a Hidden Meaning