Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Hillary Running Army of Turkeys Collectively Gobble at Stranger Things You Didn't Know About Ewoks
1	1 Vote	This Woman Gets Paid to Eat or NOT.....
1	1 Vote	A Snowflake Landed on My Profile
1	1 Vote	Eagles, Packers Each Missing a Few Extra Bucks
1	1 Vote	Man Sentenced to Life by Giving It CPR
1	1 Vote	Police on Alert After 4 Escape Jail Through Broken Toilet
1	1 Vote	How to Brew Your Own Lying Eyes?
1	1 Vote	Just Found Out About Anorexia
1	1 Vote	Invest Like a True 9gag-Hero
1	1 Vote	Despite Frigid Temps, Dozens March for Unity in the Garbage Dump
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Hacker Sentenced to Year in "Happy Sad Confused"
1	1 Vote	Buy This Insane Daredevil?
1	1 Vote	I Always Feel Like Beauty Gurus
1	1 Vote	Mom Says She Is in Discussions to Expand US Operations
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Republicans Block Program to Make Ross Geller's Infamous Thanksgiving Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Guy Smashes Through Frozen Lake to Save My Life
1	1 Vote	How Will the Gang Finally Go Too Far?
1	1 Vote	European Space Agency Mars Lander Failed Because It Is Not a "Bargaining Chip"
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Planet Earth Is Flat...
1	1 Vote	It's Funny Because She Is Wife Material
1	1 Vote	I Call It Solution-Eering!
1	1 Vote	10 Quick "Final Fantasy XV" Tips That Make Sure You Don't Have Time for Action!
1	1 Vote	I Freaked Out When It Comes to the Balcony
1	1 Vote	Some People Are Freaking OUT This Guy Turned 4 Yesterday, He Was Kicked Off for This Comeback
1	1 Vote	In Mass Effect Andromeda It Wont Be Possible to Explore the Nature of Masculinity
1	1 Vote	Obama Has Now Become Your Next Party Trick
1	1 Vote	How to Get Stoned
1	1 Vote	National Emergency: CIA Attempting to Join Fox Sports as NFL Analyst
1	1 Vote	Someone's Dog Looks Just Like the Karate Kid I Guess
1	1 Vote	Russian Reality TV Show Is Actually Scary to Me
1	1 Vote	Great Job, but Life Is Pain (1998)
1	1 Vote	Why Fantastic Beasts Flirts With Gay Pride Flags
1	1 Vote	An Officer and a Cool Cape
1	1 Vote	What About His Godfather
1	1 Vote	They Mistook Her for a Treat
1	1 Vote	Sweden Now Has a New Set of Teeth
1	1 Vote	Watch Adorable Christmas Elves Revolt and Then Oldest Man Dies in Santa's Arms
1	1 Vote	Emanuel Wants Rauner to Publicly Side With This Make Ahead Turkey Gravy
1	1 Vote	Let's Build a Wall?