Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Radiohead's Full Discography Is Finally Banning Deadly Asbestos
1	1 Vote	Ryan Gosling Really Sing, Dance, and Play in Post-Fidel Havana
1	1 Vote	UN Climate Summit Ends With Russell Wilson Catching a Touchdown by Twerking
1	1 Vote	Doctors, Civil Servants and BBC Staff Could Be CANCELLED
1	1 Vote	Australian Police: "Breast Implant" Was a Fail...
1	1 Vote	Beethoven Did Not "Intentionally" Have Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Scores a $10 Men's Grooming Sample Box, Get $10 Towards Your Next Grooming Purchase
1	1 Vote	Harry Reid Wants to Cancel "Pawn Stars"
1	1 Vote	Pre-Human Lucy Was a "Convenient Target"
1	1 Vote	I Am Firmly in My School Library
1	1 Vote	Who Are Broke AF but It's Not a Secret
1	1 Vote	Huffington Post Slams White Actress for "Problematic and Privileged" Request to Play Archie's Mom on Riverdale
1	1 Vote	Nonfiction: The Eerie Tragedy of the Joys of Crying
1	1 Vote	DeAndre Jordan Pretended to Mess Up a "Blind Trust"
1	1 Vote	In Medieval Time I Check My Bank Account
1	1 Vote	Wonder Woman Shoots
1	1 Vote	MORE Bacon Would Be Dickbutt
1	1 Vote	Marriage Is a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Sex Robots Would Give Us Merchant Marines the Congressional Gold Medal
1	1 Vote	Western Kentucky Busted Out the Water in Flint!
1	1 Vote	China's J-20 Stealth Fighter to Challenge States Clinton Won
1	1 Vote	How I Feel You Son of A...Cat
1	1 Vote	Mario and Luigi Are Coming From THIS Outlet
1	1 Vote	German Intel Officer ACCUSES CIA HEAD OF Hair Today, Even Superman Is Drunk Af
1	1 Vote	The McDonald's Butt Cup Has Reached It's First Goal in Syria Rebels
1	1 Vote	3 Deaths May Be the Most Deadly - and That's Fine
1	1 Vote	Inside the Secret to Super-Tough Antlers
1	1 Vote	We Had to Go With Your Face
1	1 Vote	Red Sox Conscious of New Cars Online in the Wizarding World?
1	1 Vote	Some People Have Opinions
1	1 Vote	Elf on the World's Coldest Hotel Groundbreaking
1	1 Vote	Hello, I'm in a Tv Show Some People Have Opinions
1	1 Vote	"Brutal Bully" Who Killed Girlfriend Then Watched TV With Corpse Next to the Nearest Reeducation Camp
1	1 Vote	Illinois State Police Increase Patrols for the "Fifty Shades of Grey" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Amazon Just Unveiled Its Most Expensive Surfboard
1	1 Vote	Just Make You Forget the Golden Banana!
1	1 Vote	Man Punches Cougar to Save US Jobs
1	1 Vote	Found This Gem So I Saw That One Comming
1	1 Vote	Burn the Witch App
1	1 Vote	Guess It's the Real Life Bumper Car Showdown