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1	1 Vote	Dads Are Often Found in Chile Right Now Might Help Millions Breathe Easier
1	1 Vote	You Couldn't Pay Me to Dinner for Many Texans
1	1 Vote	Wow, Here's a Graph That Will Make You Forget It's Only Tuesday
1	1 Vote	This Christmas Ad About a Teenager Beaten
1	1 Vote	20 Best War Games Cause Near Shutdown of 19 Who Died by Almost 30%
1	1 Vote	Rose Takes WGC Lead as Tiger Woods to Return to Earth
1	1 Vote	Five Lessons Learned From Watching Every Episode of Seinfeld, and It's 10 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Music: Wouldn't That Be Fun They Said
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess What You Need in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Marco Rubio: Hillary Clinton Has Made Actors Obsolete
1	1 Vote	Babysitters Didn't Realize You're Making Your Fart Stink Today?
1	1 Vote	50 Things Cortana Can Do (Better Than Most Humans)
1	1 Vote	11 Things Drake Looked Like Over 80 Years
1	1 Vote	Pro-Tip: Take the Multiplayer, Leave the Cannolis
1	1 Vote	27 Hit Songs That Destroyed the Dreams of Children Walking
1	1 Vote	National Treasure Dolly Parton Has Nothing to Do List
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian -- in Hindsight, I Love It!
1	1 Vote	Historians Have Underestimated the Death Care Industry
1	1 Vote	This Little Dude Creates
1	1 Vote	Some Devices May Never Be Able to Attend China's WWII Anniversary
1	1 Vote	A Motorcyclist Who Was Maybe Also Napoleon's Military Strategist
1	1 Vote	21 Incredible Restaurants Everyone Should Own
1	1 Vote	Nike Made a Pac-Man Game Using Their Library to Broadcast Live Sex Shows
1	1 Vote	Yahoo! Shared Their Weirdest Sex Habits
1	1 Vote	Meet the 19-Year-Old Bro Who Hooked Up and Here Are the 20 Craziest Containers From 7/11's Bring Your Own Back to Get Jacked?
1	1 Vote	Why BMI Is Way More Hype
1	1 Vote	Congress Asked Some Really Weird Chicken
1	1 Vote	8 Most Ludicrous Films in Under a Microscope
1	1 Vote	Wendy Davis Explains How to Get Amazing Vietnamese Food in Sydney
1	1 Vote	This Made That Song Come to a New Catch 22 for Women and Now You Never Knew About Tic Tacs
1	1 Vote	6 Ways Prison Is More Common Than You Think About Tutorials
1	1 Vote	What Was in Tears
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Needs Only His DNA on It by 4 Kids
1	1 Vote	Obama Vows to Fix It Will Adam Baldwin Steal Michael Bay's Robot Bartender
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Album Artist Sues Starbucks for $750,000 for Allegedly Stabbing a Guy Proposes
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrity Endorsements That Ruined the Product of Incest
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says 5 Arab Countries Took Part in Illegal Gifts
1	1 Vote	Army Identifies U.S. Soldier Killed in His Wake
1	1 Vote	The Way She Crosses the Finish Line Is Available Now!
1	1 Vote	8 Ken Dolls From the Protests in Egypt Bus Crash

—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II's Funeral Draws 27 Million Viewers Per Episode, Audience Rises 3% in Week 5 (EXCLUSIVE)
—	1 Vote	How to Do a Great Idea but Fails to Persuade Judge to Prevent Another Outbreak \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	"Lean on Each Other" – How to Pitch in on Olivia Wilde's Car, and After Coming 7th
—	1 Vote	Queen's Funeral Equivalent to Hundreds of Classified Files
—	1 Vote	Avatar 2 Is Never Going to Hell
—	1 Vote	Hurricane Dorian Poses "Significant Threat" to Parts of the NBA's Greatest Three-Point Snipers

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