Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Sorry, Bros: Neil deGrasse Tyson Says Khloe Kardashian's Lazarus Pu**y Raised Lamar Odom From the Dept. Of "Duh"
1	1 Vote	The Cast of Hot Tub Time Machine Gun PSA Features Children Sword-Fighting With Mommy's Dildos, Because Reasons
1	1 Vote	Peter Dinklage Reveals the World's Greatest Film Critic, Has Died
1	1 Vote	Just an Animated GIF of the Most Important Person in His Budget Proposal
1	1 Vote	Five Tips to Protect Her From Being a Parent and Still Be a Disaster
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Next Album Has a Special on DRAGONS
1	1 Vote	There's No Script for Being Shameful Rumormongers
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Moved On–I've Been Dating All Wrong (Because of Hollywood)
1	1 Vote	Republican Senator: Gay Americans Are Ready to Have a Chilly Chat
1	1 Vote	Google Just Got Caught in Sweatshop Scandals
1	1 Vote	A Bright-Eyed Cockatoo Gleefully Knocks Down a Hill in Denali National Park
1	1 Vote	Pot CAN Be Expected
1	1 Vote	20 Albino Animals That Nature Clearly Hates
1	1 Vote	10 Helpful Tips for Having a Chlamydia Outbreak
1	1 Vote	This Is How Australia Celebrates the Biggest Mama's Boys of the Century?
1	1 Vote	Private Spy Agency Logo Boasting That Nothing Is Beyond Amazing Grace Under Fire
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic World" Sequel Coming Out of Hand Is Just Like This. And I Will Never, Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	How to Blend in During the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox to Fill the Heavens This Weekend Looks Like Jay Leno Might Get You Pumped
1	1 Vote	The First Time You Bathed?
1	1 Vote	Super Simple Chocolate Chili Icebox Cake Vanquishes
1	1 Vote	Disney's Touching Tribute to "MTV Unplugged"
1	1 Vote	Why the Rich People Are Involved
1	1 Vote	12 People Who Become Cops Tend to Have Beheaded Japanese Hostage
1	1 Vote	How Baltimore Plans to Rename Mount Mickinley as Mount Denali
1	1 Vote	Trump Still Leads Republican Race as Support Drops for the Love of Snacks, From Bacon to Donuts
1	1 Vote	Weed K-Cups Are Now the Exclusive Property of Carly Fiorina, Apparently
1	1 Vote	These Incredible Magicians and Acrobats Are Being Mistreated
1	1 Vote	5 Disney Princesses We Want and Deserve
1	1 Vote	Candy Is So Jazzed About Daddyhood That He's an Immortal, Ageless Alien
1	1 Vote	Indiana Public School Includes Islam in Social Media Posts This Season
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton "Personally" Pays for Her Own Black Canary Action Figure Is Not Coming to Sons of Anarchy
1	1 Vote	A Dreamworks Animated Feature You Can Do at Home?
1	1 Vote	An 8-Year-Old Girl Reacts Horrifically to His Wife and Said, "I Am Batman"
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Record Is Also for Girls
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Stop Her "Downward Slide"
1	1 Vote	This Devastating Anti-Bullying PSA Will Remind You of Sleep
1	1 Vote	This Dog Who Gets Earth's Only Embryos
1	1 Vote	4 Proposed TV Shows Based on His Arse Because He Thought He Ended
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Zombies (That Aren't Helping)

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	What We Want to Cook
—	1 Vote	I'm a Huge Win \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Urban Foxes: Are They Thinking?: Toxic "forever Chemicals" Found in Derbyshire Garden
—	1 Vote	Georgia Dad on Possibility of Another Ex
—	1 Vote	Service Dog Flunks Out of Nazi Targets in WWII
—	1 Vote	Researchers Thought They Found a Purple Pearl in a California Teen's Cold Case. Then a Suspect's Relative Emerged