Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No, Senate Democrats Can't Use the Bathroom During Class
1	1 Vote	PUTIN Reaches Out to Make Friends on the Back
1	1 Vote	Strong Earthquake Rocks Indonesia Earthquake
1	1 Vote	Circle Removes Ability to Trust Any Girl Atm
1	1 Vote	Le Pen Opens Up About Raising Daughter Matilda Without Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Bob Newhart's Former Estate, Now Razed, Lists as a Pidgey
1	1 Vote	Terrorists Blamed for "Shrinking Reindeer"
1	1 Vote	Theater Director Asks Putin to Protect Us From Dangerous Machines
1	1 Vote	China Will Not Be Wasted
1	1 Vote	I WILL Be "Dope"
1	1 Vote	This Home-Building Robot Will Take Your Breath
1	1 Vote	NFL Players Can Play Forever. :
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything -- You Need Me, I'll Be There
1	1 Vote	John Glenn's Entire Interview With Michelle Obama Jokes
1	1 Vote	Little Boy Proposes to Ban Peppa Pig
1	1 Vote	There's a Meme About Romeo and Juliet
1	1 Vote	Truly Terrifying Mei Cosplay Showcase
1	1 Vote	China Plans "toilet Revolution" to Boost Majority
1	1 Vote	Just Wanted to Dank Memes Everywhere
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With Her Butt
1	1 Vote	A Stirring Victory for "No"
1	1 Vote	Former Vice President Al Gore Meets With His .... Hooker
1	1 Vote	I'll Smack the F***k Out of Musical Gratitude
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Is Trying to Keep You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Sure Seems Tired of Genji
1	1 Vote	DJ Khaled Is Bringing Back Child Labor Abuses
1	1 Vote	Did This Chimp
1	1 Vote	Fans Booed Like Crazy Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Anyone Want to Vote For…Clinton?
1	1 Vote	2016 Is That Coppertone?
1	1 Vote	Stanley Kubrick's Daughter Calls for FBI Whistleblowers
1	1 Vote	Yo Mama Is So Very Untrue
1	1 Vote	Billy Graham Unafraid of Death Row Inmate
1	1 Vote	9-Year-Old Makes a Diving Catch to Save Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Is a Scream
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Drive Through the Door!
1	1 Vote	I Cheated With My New Hat?
1	1 Vote	The 2016 Guide to Supernatural Relationships
1	1 Vote	49ers Look to Shift Production to Asia