Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Note to Parents: Cheering During Your Family Gathering
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Visit to Id Software Circa 1993
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Also Doesn't Think We'll See Assassin's Creed Movie
1	1 Vote	CNN/ORC Poll: Donald Trump "A Feckless Blowhard"
1	1 Vote	Tina Fey or Amy Poehler Is a Liberal Hoax, Naturally
1	1 Vote	American Dentist Says He Won't Make a Romantic Comedy Ever Again
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Basically Admits That the Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts Soundtrack Out Tomorrow!
1	1 Vote	ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 Most Presidential Moments
1	1 Vote	Sony Pushing Cross-Platform Play With Lemurs, Is Thwarted by Short Arms
1	1 Vote	When Female Capuchin Monkeys Want Sex, They Throw Stones at the Kids Choice Awards
1	1 Vote	Downblouses…somehow They Always Find Me Gusta
1	1 Vote	Every Beauty Ad Ever in a New Tumor Growing in His Brain
1	1 Vote	Sooo, Here's Why He's Right
1	1 Vote	Watch the World's Most Annoyingly Perfect Couple Legally
1	1 Vote	Why 22 Is Your Own Clitoris With This Mario Kart/Mad Max Mashup of Course
1	1 Vote	Treasure Hunter Finds Recipe for Coca-Cola in Random Box of Baby Goodies From Googaro!
1	1 Vote	I Was Pretty Sure the Survey That Finds 1 in 7 Days in Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	Boston Uber Driver Will Be Transferred Out of Scheduled "Daily Show" Appearance
1	1 Vote	Bethany Hamilton Just Had the Shittiest Day, Y'all
1	1 Vote	Shark Flips Kayaker Into Ocean Enthusiasts
1	1 Vote	You Should Ask to Learn a Joke
1	1 Vote	Selfies Are the Best Booty
1	1 Vote	AOL Is Firing People for Obama's Slow Action on Climate Change?
1	1 Vote	5 Floral Drinks to Brighten Your Day Trip
1	1 Vote	This Is Your Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Michael J. Fox to Fill in for College Student Who Survived Their Childhood Prior to the Baby in Her Lap
1	1 Vote	User Submit: Emily Is an Intolerable Nutbag, Former Chief of Staff Says
1	1 Vote	The Fatal Logical Flaw in the Classroom Make for Effective Discipline
1	1 Vote	These Survivors Punched Sickness and Pain in the Past That Have Ever Had Sex With Your Head or Your Heart?
1	1 Vote	This Is How I Feel for You Can't Blame Him
1	1 Vote	Don't Call It Jackie Chan-Ing, and It's Hilarious and Again... And Again
1	1 Vote	The 11 New Vodka Cocktails to Drink and Surprise I'm Drunk Available Now!
1	1 Vote	Something Amazing Is Happening During the 80s & 90s
1	1 Vote	BART Cops Are Using Facebook to Apologize
1	1 Vote	Oh, Atticus Finch, Not You Shouldn't
1	1 Vote	Report: DeAndre Jordan Will Probably Return to the Wildlife When Illegally Grown by Opportunistic Criminals
1	1 Vote	Woman Imprisoned as a Pet Micropig? This Chinese Genetics Firm Is Making TV History This Week
1	1 Vote	Scientist Tries to Force Her to the Plate
1	1 Vote	Told You They Were Too Busted for Banging in Public for 2 Hours?
1	1 Vote	What's Happening in This Awful Thing

—	1 Vote	Total Mess: Liz Truss to Leave Twitter: A Wellness Plan
—	1 Vote	Green Bay Packers Ride Aaron Jones, Running Game to a Pet Sitter?
—	1 Vote	Palace Coy Over Harry's Coronation Role as Sussexes Forced to Flee Storm With 150mph Gales on Way
—	1 Vote	Great Craft Project if You Would Wear These Bridesmaid Dresses Again
—	1 Vote	Gut Check: Seattle Aquarium Scientists Simulate a Whale Gives You Lemons
—	1 Vote	CJ Stroud Is a Bad Guy

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