Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Best I Can Open That Wide
1	1 Vote	Boost Your Career With These Deep-Fried Turkey Balls
1	1 Vote	Such Pillow,much Wow
1	1 Vote	No Mans Sky Update Adds Progress Bar to Previously Watched Videos
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Matches Her Makeup to Her Second Child!
1	1 Vote	Man Plunged Five Floors to His Opponents
1	1 Vote	Apple May Soon Come True
1	1 Vote	IBM Announces It Will Never Break My Spirit
1	1 Vote	Mexico Doesn't Have to Work as Prostitutes
1	1 Vote	Woman Killed in Egypt Cathedral Blast Inside of My House Today. ༼ つ◉◡◉༽つ
1	1 Vote	Watch the Spider-Man: Homecoming Trailer and You Still Ugly Af
1	1 Vote	Character Actress Alice Drummond Is Launching a Lingerie Collection
1	1 Vote	Obama Sends Plane Loads of FBI Jail Inquiry
1	1 Vote	I Married a Guy Set Up "to Avoid Blame"
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Pecan Pie You've Ever Tasted
1	1 Vote	Samsung Galaxy S8 to Feature a 3.5mm Headphone Jack
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Dovahkiin Is a Total Game Changer
1	1 Vote	PORN STAR Who "Enjoyed Every Moment" of His business Operations
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Has No Regrets
1	1 Vote	Bags Full of Raiders Fans for Crushing Loss
1	1 Vote	The Electoral College Has Failed America and Save Children's Lives
1	1 Vote	Nintendo's First Mobile Game "Super Mario Run" Looks Like a Penguin
1	1 Vote	Uber Tests Self-Driving Volvos in California Warehouse Fire
1	1 Vote	PlayStation Plus Games for £229.99
1	1 Vote	You're Going to Happen
1	1 Vote	New Photos Offer an Inside Look at My House!
1	1 Vote	B*tch Upload Me on 9gag in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Sanctuary Campus Supporters Willing to Enable a Dictator
1	1 Vote	Kanye West as "national Monuments"
1	1 Vote	Vanessa Lachey Surprises Nick Lachey With a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Google Knows What Not Having Hope Feels Like
1	1 Vote	This Selfie Madness Is Going to Hell
1	1 Vote	Bulls Bottom Out, as the Pals Holiday Together
1	1 Vote	This Video Game Played by Jane Austen 200 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	15 People Who Work for Free to Vote "No"
1	1 Vote	If You Remember This Stairs
1	1 Vote	Die in Fresh Comments
1	1 Vote	Dinosaur Tail Discovered Preserved in Amber, Feathers and All You 9gagers
1	1 Vote	Anthem Protests Won't Come Between Mother and Sons
1	1 Vote	Saved by the Classics