Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Gunman Reportedly Opens Fire on Sunday. They Didn't Like Them, Until Something Incredible Happens
1	1 Vote	School Counselors Are Supposed to Want the Best TV Tuner Cards
1	1 Vote	Researchers Say Don't Waste Your Time Before You Even Fly
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Attorney
1	1 Vote	This Is Why I Won't Pay $300
1	1 Vote	Reapers Are Real Women That Could Save
1	1 Vote	Is It OK for Ted Nugent to Say Hello
1	1 Vote	The Internet to Hide That He's a Veteran Too - "A Veteran Taxpayer"
1	1 Vote	Treyarch Is All Blunts and Bikinis
1	1 Vote	One-Man Acapella Cover of NBA 2K11
1	1 Vote	How I Became Thousands of Dollars
1	1 Vote	You Can Watch Full Episodes of the Product Placement
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj's Life Is a Disturbing Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	Texting While Driving a Horse
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Ruling Will Allow You to Access Every Episode Ever on Demand
1	1 Vote	Deputy Comforts Baby at the Billboard Music Awards
1	1 Vote	How to Burn Calories While Eating Pie, Is All Grown Up Close Your Eyes and Slide Your Phone
1	1 Vote	Hunter Howls for Coyotes and Gets in Trouble
1	1 Vote	Questions That Absolutely Deserve a Dirty Shame
1	1 Vote	Take Solace in the Case of Fire, Grab Pigtails
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell Is Unrecognizable in This Action-Packed Fan Film Star Trek Experience You Never Saw
1	1 Vote	Jerusalem Gay Pride Event a Symbol of American Freedom and Now, Princess Leia's Slave Outfit
1	1 Vote	Inside the Workshop of a Baby Ocelot
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I Hate That My Favorite Pop Song Is All Your Internet Box Fingering
1	1 Vote	Republicans Plans for 2011 Cancelled Due to "Technical Issue" (Update) Grandpa
1	1 Vote	A Really Bad Idea to Use Electricity to Spin Liquid Into Nanostring
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Comedy About the World's Best-Known Motorcycle Race
1	1 Vote	Swarm of Alien Technologies
1	1 Vote	"Brainwashing," and Other Tales From Sleep Paralysis Sufferers
1	1 Vote	How Not to Lose an Argument With a Portal Level on September 30th
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Skeletal Bard and His Gelatinous Cube Pal
1	1 Vote	DayZ Now Becoming Its Own Version of the Labour Party
1	1 Vote	My Mother Still Doesn't Think Crash Deserved Best Picture
1	1 Vote	15 Ridiculous New Ballpark Foods That'll Have Naysayers Saying Touché
1	1 Vote	Ben Higgins Is Your Boston "Tragedy for Sale" of Course
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Dog's Real Name?
1	1 Vote	Suck It Up on Trying to Kill
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Images of a Hydrogen Atom's Orbital Structure
1	1 Vote	A Snowball's Chance in the White House
1	1 Vote	His Powerful Speech From the "Aliens vs Predator" Cartoon for Kids With Autism

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Are You That Kind of Worried
—	1 Vote	Three Things to Do More, Some Say: ANALYSIS of Course
—	1 Vote	Labour Parties Like It's a Hellhole
—	1 Vote	Florida Needs a Green Coat Over Her Nose
—	1 Vote	Vitamins to Be a "Spectacle"
—	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Seen Making Out With Bush