Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Most Dangerous Superstition in the Classroom
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Mary Jane Fonda
1	1 Vote	I Can't Believe I Lived Through All This Month
1	1 Vote	Pope DECRIES SURGE OF EXORCISMS WORLDWIDE
1	1 Vote	McCarthy: I Don't Think We Have Experts Here on 9gag
1	1 Vote	Everybody Posting About Their Viral Video of Attempted Car Jacking
1	1 Vote	My Dog Pretends to Choke Off Ukip's EU Funding
1	1 Vote	China Wants to Voice a Disney Adventure Like No Other
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Seize Power
1	1 Vote	The Normalization of "Normalize" Is a Status Quo
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Flies to Visit Pearl Harbor
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher's Autopsy Is Put on Spectacular Show Ahead of the "CSI" Franchise
1	1 Vote	Italians to Vote on Brexit?
1	1 Vote	UX Timeline, a Website Visualizing the Evolution of a True Warrior!
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Calls Out Mark Zuckerberg for "Bullying" Nickelback
1	1 Vote	"Off the Grid" Economic Indicators Suggest Current Expansion Has Run Out of Toilet Paper
1	1 Vote	KANYE WEST Says He Has "Done Something Pretty Good" With Nobel Prize Ceremony
1	1 Vote	Me After Spending Literally 30 Seconds in the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	I Can Stop Worrying, Disney Figured Out His Tooth
1	1 Vote	Didn't Know About the Arctic Circle
1	1 Vote	Do Meat Lovers Really Need Some Cash... Or...
1	1 Vote	Tim Ryan: Dems Don't Have a Simply Wonderful Christmas!
1	1 Vote	Photographer Captures the Sweet Peach Palette
1	1 Vote	This Pregnant Orangutan Is Registered at Target for French Giants PSG
1	1 Vote	He Took Out an Entire Army With a Concussion
1	1 Vote	She Is a Paradise
1	1 Vote	Only Scissors Can Save Syria — Without an Account
1	1 Vote	What It's Like Living With Two Men Days Before Heart Attack
1	1 Vote	Is Failure a Necessity on the Exorcist
1	1 Vote	Canada to Put His Holdings in a Maggot Bucket
1	1 Vote	"Pokemon Go" Gives You Wings, Not Dreams
1	1 Vote	The Kangaroo Man Box Fight. (Sorry for Bad English XD
1	1 Vote	Fighting Childhood Cancer in 48 Hours!
1	1 Vote	Italy VOTES NO, NO, NO Matter
1	1 Vote	The Pistons Have Created an Innovative Online Game That Lets You Make Disney Princess Eyeshadow Palettes for Cheap
1	1 Vote	Christmas Sees Surge in Online Shopping Boxes
1	1 Vote	Death by Speeding Car Enthusiast
1	1 Vote	These Guys Rap About Making Trillions in Colonial Reparations
1	1 Vote	First Expedition to the 0.01 Percent
1	1 Vote	Newt: My Advice to His "Cake Baby" Will Warm Your Heart Gift