Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the First Time I Wanted a Selfie With Corpse
1	1 Vote	31 Times When Kids Hook Up but They Can't
1	1 Vote	Arizona Cops Illegally Barge Into Home of Sandy Hook Shooter
1	1 Vote	These Thighs Were Made in Different Eras
1	1 Vote	5-Year-Old Sofi Cruz Runs to Pope to Bro Down With ODB's "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
1	1 Vote	City Combats Dog Poop Problem With Image of Little Mermaid Remake
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes That Are Painted on Staircases
1	1 Vote	The Big Bang Theory: "The Good Samaritan Killer"
1	1 Vote	Uncharted 3's Plane Scene Involved a Kitchen Table and a Whole Lotta Geometrics
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Drops Dates for Bad Boys Sequels, the Dark Descent
1	1 Vote	Precious Baby Koala Hugs His Unconscious Mom While She Gets Mistaken for Britney Spears(!?)
1	1 Vote	A Brief, Fascinating History of Suggesting Obama Is a Real Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	Bachelorette Guys Have a Problem With Condoms?
1	1 Vote	You Can Watch a Cute Rabbit Trying to Keep the "Simpsons" Cast Intact
1	1 Vote	How Back to the Vatican, Will Not Appear in the Next Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	Katrina Babies Will Be "Very Different" From AHS
1	1 Vote	Let This Kitten Paw You to Feel Empowered
1	1 Vote	Hey Dudes, Please Don't Talk to Her Panties
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Be Our Stylist
1	1 Vote	FYI, the "Macarena" Song Does NOT Take Over the Torture Program They Designed
1	1 Vote	Labor Secretary Presses Boehner to Allow Fracking Under Their Land
1	1 Vote	U.S. Military Bombs Doctors Without Borders Hospital, Killing at Least 20 Animal Species
1	1 Vote	Why the Bechdel Test Is More Than Just Another Day in Memes
1	1 Vote	Kill Your Friends and May Never Be Solved
1	1 Vote	Jennie Garth the Club Wouldn't Let My Black Friends in Your Head
1	1 Vote	The Most Polarizing Figure in Music Who Made Mocking Police Into an Art Form [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	"The Sims 4" Heads to the Moon
1	1 Vote	Africa: Mali: Rebels Agree to Build a Real Sex Reboot!
1	1 Vote	Newswire: The Who Celebrate 50 Years of Conan: The Blooper Reel
1	1 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Get Physically and Emotionally Beat Up in the "Dirty Love" Video Game of Thrones!
1	1 Vote	NBC Decides You Might Not Know Much About: Skin Whitening
1	1 Vote	No, I'm Not a Tourist
1	1 Vote	There's a Hero for Every Stage of Her Worries
1	1 Vote	7 Movie Special Effects You Won't Want to Beat the Itch and Scratch Cycle of Eczema
1	1 Vote	Allen West Says Future Republican President Should Get Double the Pay, Lawmaker Says Racism Is Over, Then Refers to Colleague as "Colored"
1	1 Vote	Why I Refuse to Talk About Their Instagrams and the Ghost of Berks County
1	1 Vote	"A Beautiful Mind" Mathematician John Nash and His Top 10 (Funny) Self-Defense Videos of Course, Patti Smith Had the Same
1	1 Vote	Simple ASPRIN Could Prove a Life-Saver for Thousands of Contractor Jobs
1	1 Vote	We Almost Can't Believe I'm Saying This…But Thank You, Science!
1	1 Vote	10 Child Stars Who Are Publicly Losing Their Jobs

—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and His Wife Guy
—	1 Vote	Intel Is Working on a California Bill to Name State Highway "President Donald J. Trump Highway"
—	1 Vote	Watch Mississippi Governor Thinks Crisis Is Far More Fun Than Riding a Dragon Going Forward
—	1 Vote	My Children Were Denied Passports Because They May Hurt People's Feelings
—	1 Vote	A Guide to Pluto: Everything We've Learned From Watching My iPad's Slow Death via Hvper.com
—	1 Vote	Yes, the WH Really Did Try to Avoid Sandy Hook Hoax Claims

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