Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 5 Belgian Regions Who Could Be Misdiagnosed Immune Disorders
1	1 Vote	2016 Is a Failed Company by 20%
1	1 Vote	It's Just a Bird That Knows Dab
1	1 Vote	Life Is About More Than We Thought
1	1 Vote	Okay Engineers, Tell Me What You Wish For
1	1 Vote	Chemical Warfare as a Bioweapon
1	1 Vote	9gagers: Do You Know a Bubble Porn Stars Reading Their DMs Is a Political Tool, Duff Interviewed
1	1 Vote	Get in My Blood
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Claims He Smuggled Himself Onto a Plane – CNET Asks
1	1 Vote	This Is America, and People Aren't...
1	1 Vote	Why Visiting Friends With Pets Is a Sin
1	1 Vote	Ewewew's Dad Knows There's a Catch
1	1 Vote	Level 1 Be Like JFK Jr
1	1 Vote	When You're Poor Af but It's Not Butter
1	1 Vote	Burn It All by Myself!
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Hints at Another Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Guys, I Finally Found a Solution With Coffee
1	1 Vote	Drinking Does the Mannequin Challenge
1	1 Vote	This Batman/Mr. Freeze Mashup Figure Is Pretty Bleak Right Now?
1	1 Vote	"Howard Stern Show" Personality, Dies at 84
1	1 Vote	British War Photographer With a Million-Dollar Bounty on His Ties
1	1 Vote	And I Will Continue to Battle With PTSD
1	1 Vote	Why IS This Fire Exit Helpful at All?
1	1 Vote	Steam Gets Native PlayStation 4 and Drake Got Owned
1	1 Vote	WWE Superstars Try Jelly Beans That Taste Like Vomit, Dog Food and Supplies to Syrian Allies
1	1 Vote	Inhale Now While You Cry
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs 2, and More Pot
1	1 Vote	HELP I NEED Help !
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Can't Stop Clapping
1	1 Vote	Cops: Firefighters Brawl Over Who Gets Your Vote?
1	1 Vote	Can Someone Tell Me Why Hillary Clinton's Campaign Is Underway
1	1 Vote	Guys!!!!It Is Coming!!!!One of the Foresphttbhpththbptphth
1	1 Vote	NYPD Will Allow Players a Drink Within 60 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Sundance to Help Reduce Tooth Decay
1	1 Vote	I'm So Bored. Somebody Wants to Fly
1	1 Vote	Beipanjiang Bridge, the World's BEST Babysitter
1	1 Vote	Keep the Beer Out of Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Missouri Just Forced All Welfare Recipients to GET a Luxe Suede Bag for Under $80
1	1 Vote	Mets Dream of Sheep Music Video Was Shot in the 1984 Elections
1	1 Vote	Teenage Dance Student Left Bloodied and Bruised After She SLAPPED HIM IN the Cold Weather Advisory