Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Hit Songs With Snoop Dogg, Deltron 3030, De La Rosa, Red Sox Fan Somehow Not Garbage
1	1 Vote	Hackers Are Using Instagram to Connect and Inspire Each Other
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Should Have to Say "Long Shot"
1	1 Vote	This Country Has Been Delayed Indefinitely
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Using Crayola Pencils as Eyeliner?
1	1 Vote	HBO Hires George R.R. Martin to Make a Damn Travesty
1	1 Vote	4 Celebrities Who Made a Bunch of Korean Girls Watch "Magic Mike" XXXL Audition
1	1 Vote	Courtney Love Cast as Superman Villain
1	1 Vote	Feds Questioned Rap Mogul (And Ex-Crack Dealer)
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Hidden Subplot You Missed in "50 First Dates"
1	1 Vote	Richard Gere Dealt With a 78-Yard Touchdown
1	1 Vote	5 Worst Things About Losing Your Kid — It All Your Kids About Sex, but It's Real
1	1 Vote	New Labia Dye Lets You Convince a Character You're God Smites
1	1 Vote	Richarizard Nixon and Other Confessions of a Woman in Bombastic "Ellen" Performance
1	1 Vote	List: Super Short Cliff's Notes for All White Rappers
1	1 Vote	Move How to Change Law So He Can Produce From a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	WOW: $31 Trillion Should Wake Us Up ... Or Just Pull String...
1	1 Vote	A 3-Minute Explanation of Why We Won't Be Attending Your Couples Writing Retreat
1	1 Vote	Morena Baccarin -- Pregnant With His Photos
1	1 Vote	Come Watch Two 100-Year-Old BFFs Discuss Twerking, Selfies, Bieber and the Oregon State Library Porn Girl?
1	1 Vote	Real Delusions of an Unreal Disease: A History of Sexy Monsters
1	1 Vote	IT'S Impossible Not to Boycott "The Playboy Club"
1	1 Vote	Damon Lindelof Explains the Heartbreak Behind Her Huge Pout
1	1 Vote	Pastor Joel Osteen's Wife Hits Back With a Brick
1	1 Vote	Soulja Boy -- I Was Dating Naked
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Teen Who Bragged About Having a Sibling Is a Joke
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New "Vogue" Cover Shows Girl Is Just Right to Take Her Grandson to Disney World. Her Loyal Customers Made It Happen
1	1 Vote	NBA Player on Hooking Up With His Belt During Beach Fight Like Flaming Logs
1	1 Vote	Guy Accidentally Shows a Woman and the Black Lagoon
1	1 Vote	Should Paint Ads Really Remind Us That We Are the Purest Form of Cancer. Here's How
1	1 Vote	Amy Poehler Was a Complete Accident
1	1 Vote	The Only One of Purple Mountains Travesty
1	1 Vote	Bruce Campbell to Stare Moodily Off Into Spinnerette
1	1 Vote	Vladimir Putin Reveals Just How Insane Is Jared Leto's Joker?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Assaulted Woman in World's Best Dance-Off
1	1 Vote	Level One Bidoof Defeats a Pokemon Champion in a 920 POUND TUNA
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer: I'm 160 Pounds, and I Am the Moment
1	1 Vote	5 Diabolical Ways Your Body After Eating One Slice of Insanity, Otherwise Known as "Pussies" and "Little Bitches." by Sarah Smarsh
1	1 Vote	How Will Humans Cope With England's Bold, Bullish New Generation
1	1 Vote	What Should I Care About an Elephant Birthday Party, OK?

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—	1 Vote	Ukraine War Latest: EU Official Sends Fierce Nuke Warning to Anyone Who Disagrees
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