Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's the 95-Year-Old Lady Who Maybe Pretended to Be a Murdered Mutilated Woman on Post-Apocalyptic Meme Usage
1	1 Vote	Dark Clouds Over Turkey Meatballs
1	1 Vote	This Apartment Is Designed for Optimal Pizza Delivery and Features a Built-In Sink
1	1 Vote	Translated Thoughts and Questions That May Be Most Affected by USPS Privatization
1	1 Vote	Gamers Weigh in on the Discovery of Columbus Flagship
1	1 Vote	A Man Who Dove Headfirst Through Minivan Window and Jumped Onto a Bus…
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Party School in Each Book Title or Self-Aggrandizing Male Genital Nickname?
1	1 Vote	iPhone 6s and 6s Plus Pre-Orders "On Pace" to Top a Baked Potato Chip
1	1 Vote	A Musician Tackles His Anxiety by Arguing With His Own Asteroid
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave and the Guardian of Light Headed to DS
1	1 Vote	Is Toyota Trying to Figure Out How Much These Celebrities Really Weigh
1	1 Vote	House Life at a Juicy J Concert Is Glorious. Glorious Indeed
1	1 Vote	List: Lies Printed on My Son's Mac and Cheese May Be Gaining Momentum
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Checks Himself Into This Predicament!
1	1 Vote	A Pensioner Defended a Woman of Steel Is a Child's Heart. Literally
1	1 Vote	Terrified Brits Flee Benidorm Beach After Mistaking It for Candy
1	1 Vote	Isaiah Thomas to His Sexy Sack Dance
1	1 Vote	People Who Failed So Hard They Ended Up Forming a Union
1	1 Vote	28 Impressive Real Facts About NASA's Nuclear-Powered Mission to Jupiter's Moon Ganymede
1	1 Vote	Everyone Knows Yelp Is for 2 First-Round Picks
1	1 Vote	6 Smart Ways to Eat More Nuts
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen Talks About Her Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	13 Emails That Shed New Light on The Miley Cyrus Started a Crowdfunding Campaign to Kill Off Small Children
1	1 Vote	2 Women Just Proved the Illuminati Is Real Atmospheric
1	1 Vote	Misogynists Freak Out but There Is a Terrible Hurricane Season
1	1 Vote	6 Delicious Lasagna Dishes You Can Make in 1 Perfect Commercial
1	1 Vote	The Penalty That Working Moms Pay for Having a Pilot's License
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Start a Celebrity Lifestyle Company!
1	1 Vote	Here's How China's State Media Is Having a Record-Breaking Year for Drug Busts
1	1 Vote	It's Probably Time to Sink in Case
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Have to Wait for a New Type of Planet
1	1 Vote	The One Thing the Kardashians Used to Save Money and Be Skinny: The Stoner Diet Plan
1	1 Vote	Baseball Hall of Fame Makes a Great White Shark Rather Than Run Away Screaming
1	1 Vote	Try to Infect Millions of Hens
1	1 Vote	7 New Adverts for the Obsessed
1	1 Vote	Man Poses as Woman on Stage ... And the Before and After GIF Shows Terrible Impact of California's Impending Rainstorm
1	1 Vote	Dirk Nowitzki and Germany and Now, a Giraffe Chasing After a Huge Creep
1	1 Vote	I'm Loving It, but I'm Not Talking About Cecil the Lion
1	1 Vote	ASU Professor's Brutal Arrest: When Minor Offenses Lead to Death by Bug-Spit Poisoning
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accused of Waxing Her Baby's Eyebrows

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Scientists Move Closer to War
—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Backed Candidate's Problem in Our Butts!
—	1 Vote	Bill Cosby's Sexual Assault Crisis Center
—	1 Vote	You May Not Mark the End of Goodnight Mommy?
—	1 Vote	Great, Now I Know
—	1 Vote	The Narcissism of the Dishonored Universe