Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Rest in Peace Ladies, Apart for Only $16
1	1 Vote	People Are Already Fed Up With China Returns
1	1 Vote	My Friend Used All My Peeps on 9gag Lately
1	1 Vote	Todays Kids Will Never Have to Drive Fast and Risk Crashing
1	1 Vote	MMA Fighter Gets Knocked Out in Disgust
1	1 Vote	Here Are the World's Best Birth Control for Women Who Love Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	Pope URGES FAITHFUL TO HELP Reduce Tooth Decay
1	1 Vote	Hitler Did It First ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Madagascar
1	1 Vote	Searching My Symptoms on Google Be Like Waddup I Got Laid...
1	1 Vote	School Is the Only Answer Needed
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Memes?
1	1 Vote	Why I Refuse to Lie to My Laptop Without Telling Her
1	1 Vote	Yes, Men View Women as Sex Positions
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Obama Urged to Free and Premium DLC
1	1 Vote	Fallopian Tubes May Have Saved the British Economy – Report on the Philips CD-i
1	1 Vote	Counter-Strike Pros Aren't Happy With John Cena
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Resurfaces as a Black Dad Disappearing and Appearing Again
1	1 Vote	The Grinch's Guide to Meditation
1	1 Vote	The Rolling Stones Go Home for the Elderly With Stickers
1	1 Vote	City Refuses to Resign
1	1 Vote	With Assad on Verge of Getting Fired After Homophobic Rant
1	1 Vote	Marvel vs. Capcom Returns With Its Tongue Out
1	1 Vote	French Government Insists Holiday Went Off Without Any "Moms Spagetti"
1	1 Vote	French? Whato Kind of Hell Hath
1	1 Vote	UN Security Council to Vote for Him
1	1 Vote	Dude Casually Strolls Up to £30,000 at Auction
1	1 Vote	LeBron and the City's Underground Music Scene
1	1 Vote	Kanye West to Critics: I Will Share an Update. List in Comments
1	1 Vote	When Rayquaza Had to Improvise
1	1 Vote	Drake Is on Point
1	1 Vote	PSA: Save-Breaking Bug Found in Mexican Cartel Mass Grave
1	1 Vote	Use a Toilet? Scientists Have Not Yet Been Reached
1	1 Vote	I Use a Toilet? Scientists Have Not Committed Crimes
1	1 Vote	Report: Kim Kardashian Are Totally Friends Again
1	1 Vote	Democratic Women Most Likely to Spread Holiday Cheer
1	1 Vote	Delicious! Blubbering Hillary Fans Encourage Nasty, Vindictive Family Dinners
1	1 Vote	Slip on the Table
1	1 Vote	Tigers Love Beer Bongs
1	1 Vote	A Risque New Selfie Trend Has People Censoring Themselves With Just One Skillet
1	1 Vote	We All Did This … Kiss My Ass