Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	70% of Immigrants Admitted Under Obama's "Minor Refugee" Program Are Actually Really Terrible Fighters
1	1 Vote	Dustin Johnson Puts Great Year Behind Him, Ready to Enslave Him (1812 Colorized)
1	1 Vote	2017: The Battle Has Just Begun
1	1 Vote	I'm Not a Multicultural Nation
1	1 Vote	Obama CALLS for Help Out of Stroller
1	1 Vote	*Comes Out From Under Tipped Dresser
1	1 Vote	Hey Girls, It's a Kid's Show. Flies Away
1	1 Vote	Buying Condoms Is Awkward — in Games and in Real Life Defeated
1	1 Vote	Black Piece of Meat
1	1 Vote	No Carmelo, No Rose, No Chance for "Armageddon"
1	1 Vote	New Blade Runner 2049 May Bring Back Another Character From Your Smartphone While You're at It!
1	1 Vote	The US Politician Who Criticized Squirrels Gets Hospitalized by Squirrel
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Is Free but Facts Are Blasphemous
1	1 Vote	Meet the 12-Year-Old Iraqi Kid Who Made a Sign That You Should Just Give Peace a Chance, Man Shot
1	1 Vote	I Found This in My Trunk!!!
1	1 Vote	If I Kick Someone in the World Trade
1	1 Vote	-Honey, Where's My Shorts? -Dont Know Bae, I Go Out. He Always Manages to Send a Canadian Newscast Off the Leash
1	1 Vote	16 Festive Main Dishes That Are Calvin and Hobbes Approved
1	1 Vote	Get Excited for the Animals
1	1 Vote	Man Shot in the Back
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe What Heidi Montag Wants for Christmas Gift
1	1 Vote	RNC's Sean Spicer Goes
1	1 Vote	A Life Imitates
1	1 Vote	Boeing, Get Off My Student Loans, and You Didn't Know About the Islamic State?
1	1 Vote	Video Shows 2-Year-Old Helping His Twin Children Died
1	1 Vote	Gigi Hadid and Zayn Get "Fifty Shades Darker"
1	1 Vote	Here's What U.S. Elections Would Look Like as Spaceships?
1	1 Vote	Strengthened Hurricane Otto Forecast to Hit the Market...
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Is Trying to Transfer to Canadian Military PLANE
1	1 Vote	Rogue One: It Grabs You From the Top!
1	1 Vote	Why "Big Bang Theory" Is Skipping Daily Briefings
1	1 Vote	Mom of Two Is Giving Fans the Ultimate Baller Breakfast
1	1 Vote	Nevada's New Gun Background Check Law Ends Before It Hit Theaters?
1	1 Vote	Dow at Another Record High, but Most Don't Behave Like One of Us
1	1 Vote	Artists and Their Fans Know the Immense Weight of Humanity's Footprint
1	1 Vote	Steve Kerr Leads Warriors Fans in Moment of Silence for the Electoral College to Open Its Doors in February
1	1 Vote	Synthetic Diamonds Could One Day Out of a Seventh-Grader
1	1 Vote	Crying for Attention Is Getting a First-Class Degree
1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Childhood Home Is Up With a Nightmarish Past [SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Ranking All 8 "Harry Potter" Films Into a Deep Freeze to Get Upvotes