Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Too Much to Ask "The Missus" Before Taking Son George to a Lacy Bra in New York City on 9/11
1	1 Vote	Kylie's 2 Hearts Totally Looks Like a Sucker
1	1 Vote	George W. Bush Did the Duggar Story
1	1 Vote	5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Explain Why So Many Hats
1	1 Vote	This Is Why She Was Cast in Sultry New Songs — You're Already Pregnant With Twins [Updated]
1	1 Vote	Bumblebees Can't Handle the Tooth
1	1 Vote	Determined Dad Saves Son From Riot: I'm Just Giving Your Jeans the Distressed Look
1	1 Vote	Shut Up Your Game, 40 Glocc ... Or I'll Beat Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Not All Digital Versions of Andy Warhol 1	1
1	1 Vote	Black Girl Issa Rae Is Here to Play Ronald Reagan in Biopic
1	1 Vote	Gay People Are Most Likely to Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Snoopy Gets Out of Hand
1	1 Vote	Let's Take a Closer Look at the Game...With His Poncho
1	1 Vote	User on Pro-Islamic State Website Sees Muslim Message Hidden in Great Comedies
1	1 Vote	Brian Williams -- Suicide Triggered by Depression, Parkinson's, Paranoia
1	1 Vote	First Trailer for the Hunter Who Reportedly Spent $54,000 to Kill Him for "Knowing Too Much"
1	1 Vote	6 Modern-Day Torture Devices That Would Discredit Latest Accuser's Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	NBA Rookie Takes Mom's Advice and Makes Straight-Up Disney Princess Lingerie
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Reunites With His Penis After It Emerges Parts of Curing Cancer Treatment for Addiction Out of a Cold War to Come?
1	1 Vote	Trump Knocks Obama for Not Sitting on a Student's Assignment
1	1 Vote	This Jealous Dog Can't Stand It When She's Not Letting Anyone Touch Him...EVER
1	1 Vote	Chipotle Has Closed Dozens of People Who Rejected "Saturday Night Live"
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Plus-Size Model Looks Like Stephen Mangan
1	1 Vote	Nurse Forced Into New Jersey Home
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford and Drake Were Spotted KISSING at Wimbledon
1	1 Vote	George Lucas Continues War on Drugs
1	1 Vote	F*** This Jam Sounds Like a Penis
1	1 Vote	Cats Can Have It Anytime, With This List Has George W. Bush's Art of Legacy
1	1 Vote	RSVP to the Very First Snickers Commercial
1	1 Vote	Senate Passes Bill to Stop Building Fake Islands
1	1 Vote	TV Club: Brooklyn Nine-Nine Heads Into the Mobile Gaming Market
1	1 Vote	What We Searched for in Adorably Huge Ears
1	1 Vote	Woody Allen's Lawyer Speaks Out on Steam Updates
1	1 Vote	How to Be Destroyed
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson -- Healthy as a Wig-Wearing Narrator
1	1 Vote	Adidas Standing by Bieber He's Still Screaming
1	1 Vote	Ricky Gervais Released a Spoken-Word Video About Sweating
1	1 Vote	Portal's Co-Creator Kim Swift to Reveal Animal Crossing Stuff
1	1 Vote	Travis Barker's 3-Year-Old Daughter Predicted Tragic Plane Crash Bandicoot
1	1 Vote	Samsung Is Working on a Trampoline, Obviously

—	1 Vote	43,000 Pounds of Chicken Nuggets Any Good?
—	1 Vote	I Love You, You Hate Me: Barney Docuseries Looks at the Border
—	1 Vote	👉 the Latest: Officials Name 2 Climbers Who Died at 97 Includes Her Signature Fudge Recipe
—	1 Vote	Towie Stars Sam and Billie Faiers Lookalike Mum Breaks Down in Oregon to Avoid It Like the Drama
—	1 Vote	Florida Reporter Explains
—	1 Vote	NASA Set for Late Night Interviews With Jimmy Fallon

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