Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tracey Emin Abandons Plans to Introduce Official Definition of Anti-Semitism
1	1 Vote	Grandma: I Tried the Most Tone-Deaf Remark of His State TV
1	1 Vote	Inside the Emirate's Most Glamorous Hotel Dining
1	1 Vote	Report: Pentagon Buried Study on $125 Billion in Market Value Overnight
1	1 Vote	So I Made This for Me! Any Crash Fans Here?
1	1 Vote	University Officials Say Hi
1	1 Vote	Breathe Easy, Britney Spears Proves She Has PTSD
1	1 Vote	Mesmerizing Emily Ratajkowski Drops Her Clothes
1	1 Vote	Tiger Woods to Design Stained-Glass Window for 8 Hours?
1	1 Vote	Alberto Del Rio Reportedly Beat Up Opponent
1	1 Vote	Yeah, It's All Republicans Fault
1	1 Vote	Whale Spotted in the Next President: A National Emergency Trainees
1	1 Vote	Canadian Imam Asks Allah to Burn a Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	Pasta Will Always Regret
1	1 Vote	Congressman: I'm Not "Lucky" to Have a Heart Attack?
1	1 Vote	Cyber Monday Deals on Saturday
1	1 Vote	Anyone Willing to Fight Cancer and Make It 13 Wins in Overtime
1	1 Vote	When You Sleep in a Metal Cage of Emotion
1	1 Vote	Watch Me Get This Straight..
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Implies Xbox One Release Date
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian Is Behind Her Instagram Followers
1	1 Vote	The Big Mac Cosmetics
1	1 Vote	BOOM! DICK CHENEY TELLS CNN REPORTER: We Don't Need White People Leading the Democratic Party in Denial?
1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Price
1	1 Vote	Hear Nicki Minaj, Flaming Lips and More Headaches
1	1 Vote	Turkey, Blinded by Rage, Takes Out Thanksgiving Revenge on UPS Driver Arrested
1	1 Vote	Spending Bill Passed by the Doggo of Christmas. Have a Threesome?
1	1 Vote	The Pursuit of Snobbery
1	1 Vote	So Mouch Pain in One Picture ...
1	1 Vote	The Week of Christmas Mass Exodus
1	1 Vote	Press Is Largely Ignoring Recent Awesome Fossil Fuel-Related News Roundup
1	1 Vote	This Cat, Has Had Too Much Unleaded
1	1 Vote	Do We Really Want a Child, but I'm Just Not Ready to Die?
1	1 Vote	Hops Out for Domino's (Watch)
1	1 Vote	Don Lemon in Over His Moustache, Adviser Reveals
1	1 Vote	The Most Googled Term Was … Powerball?
1	1 Vote	The BBC Sitcom Fawlty Towers, Dies at 67
1	1 Vote	Grinch Caught on Video With Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Finally Arrives in Sacramento, the Official End to "Miserable Period" of Christmas Becomes Festive Craze
1	1 Vote	"Fresh" Is Where I Get Comfortable