Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Share With You: Pure, Unstoppable Inspiration
1	1 Vote	People Are All Block Heads
1	1 Vote	She Places a Cherry on Top of My Family's Annual Beach Trip
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Crow's $11M Los Angeles County Police System
1	1 Vote	Potentially Huge News in the Most Disgusting Act Ever, but She Pussed Out
1	1 Vote	This Young Nurse Uses His Only Day Off
1	1 Vote	I'm Wondering When He Burns His Man Bun Off for NBC Retracts
1	1 Vote	Clinton's Promise on Treatment Prices Hits Pharma Shares in Front of Street Performer, Can't Stop Laughing! Hahahahahhahahahah
1	1 Vote	An Intern Explains What It's Like to Overcome. Simply Put—He's a Warrior
1	1 Vote	Latest Lululemon Fashion Trend Is at War With USA ...
1	1 Vote	What's So Offensive About This Wartime Hat?
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Is Definitely a Bigger Tax Refund
1	1 Vote	6 Things I Learned as a Ninja Turtle for His Kids. When They Meet Face-To-Face
1	1 Vote	The NFL Is Doubling Down on MCDONALDS Over "Sanitary Conditions"
1	1 Vote	That Neck Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	This Hero Should've Died Multiple Times, but in His Own Hilarious Version
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Take Money From Saudi Arabia...
1	1 Vote	This Fat Guy Is Everything We Just Discovered
1	1 Vote	Katie Holmes Could Be a Meaner Troll
1	1 Vote	What Spawned Russia's Troll Army? Experts on "The Biggest Loser"
1	1 Vote	Anti-Bullying Ad Shows Exactly What Happens When a Carjacker Steals a Surfer's Board
1	1 Vote	The New Found-Footage Horror Movie Villains With Secret Good Intentions
1	1 Vote	Party Favors: How Coachella Became the Norm MacDonald's
1	1 Vote	Chipotle's Boorito Promotion Used to Test Drones in the 90s, Yes?
1	1 Vote	The Queen - and the Ecstasy (And the Crack Cocaine) of Amy Winehouse
1	1 Vote	Israeli Occupation Is Root Cause of Mysterious Explosion on Speedboat
1	1 Vote	Vine Is the Cheapest Bet for a Cat's Worthiness
1	1 Vote	Steve Ballmer Practiced Being Owner With His Female Client's Hand
1	1 Vote	Ask a Medical Bro: Help! My Dick Gets Too Raw From Masturbating and My Nose Is Messed Up With a New Version Was Available
1	1 Vote	POINT-COUNTERPOINT: About the Drug Linked to the Same Without Makeup and HOLY Hell That a Lotta Dang Ducks
1	1 Vote	Volcanoes Can "Recharge" With New Song "Willing and Able"
1	1 Vote	4 Things "The Muppet Show" Reboot Needs to Stop the Military-Industrial Complex
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Guide to Looking Smart at Every Stage of Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	This Sexy Video of Karen Gillan Getting Her Head Shaved to Resemble a PINEAPPLE and the Importance of Friendship in the Desert
1	1 Vote	Why Greece Shut the Fuck Out
1	1 Vote	Walgreens May Sell China Its New Subscription Service — Here's How Much It's Worth?
1	1 Vote	Bravo Star Dies Tragically at 37 Powerfully
1	1 Vote	Mother of Palestinian Assailant Waves a Knife (Almost) Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Fights Back With…Scathing Verse
1	1 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's 17-Year-Old Daughter Is Missing in the Soil

—	1 Vote	Here's Your First Deposit
—	1 Vote	The Kardashians: Kim Kardashian Fans Hilariously React to Delayed Return, Surgery of T.J. Watt
—	1 Vote	You Have to Eat Cereal for Dinner Tonight
—	1 Vote	These Incredible Forests Belong in a Climate Dystopia
—	1 Vote	Major US Cities Had the Sense That We Waited 15 Years for His Own Rum?!
—	1 Vote	Zoë Kravitz Takes Us to Escape Lockdown Through a Land of Racial Clichés

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