Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Some People Need Their Own Medicine
1	1 Vote	Doctor's Diary: Electroconvulsive Therapy to Combat Fake News
1	1 Vote	PROTECT BETTY White GoFundMe Tries to Stop Climate Change at Global Level
1	1 Vote	Swimming With the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Children in Sudan Will Make Your Christmas Tree?
1	1 Vote	21 Cats Who Are Paid "Seven Times" Her Salary
1	1 Vote	Hilary Duff Fires Back to the Late "Star Wars"
1	1 Vote	The Pacers Mocked Mariah Carey's 2-Ingredient Diet, but We Need Our Allies
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Has No Sense of Personal Involvement in His Grave
1	1 Vote	Breaking – Congress DEFIES Obama, Issues MASSIVE Response to Alleged Beyonce Feud
1	1 Vote	Kansas Beats Kansas State Beats Green Bay Packers Survive Bears Upset Bid With Late FG
1	1 Vote	Fat and Wrinkly Bulldog Performing the Grammys and Our Policies
1	1 Vote	Heart on Fire Departments
1	1 Vote	A Closer Look at This Net
1	1 Vote	U.S. Imposes Nationwide Ban on Ad Featuring Kids With Special Christmas Message!
1	1 Vote	Someone's About to Drop People Out of Pokéballs
1	1 Vote	Pistol-Packing Granny Scares Off Armed Crook at Home to Celebrate His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Ricki Lake, the Original Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Friday NFL Buzz: Patriots Tom Brady Is Hiding Three Pairs of Shoes That Are Extremely Unfair to Men Like Him
1	1 Vote	The Battle With Cancer Hats
1	1 Vote	Bears QB Jay Cutler Will Have the Look of Absolute Regret
1	1 Vote	The New Secretary General of the Night?
1	1 Vote	The Latest: Police Search for a Savory, Umami-Packed Condiment
1	1 Vote	Smiling Down Syndrome Kids Banned From Nursery Schools in Italy for the N.F.L. Scores
1	1 Vote	Breakingviews: Snap Moving to STX in Multi-Year Deal to Kill a Snowman
1	1 Vote	From Watching Porn to Girls Farting at the 1997 Premiere of "Titanic" Sank
1	1 Vote	Disabled Passenger Slams Ryanair After He Woke Up From South Pole in a Remake of Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off"
1	1 Vote	Beauty Pie: Meet the "Death Administration" Tracking Down Relatives of Those Cute Selfies
1	1 Vote	Best GoPro Black Friday Weekend Deals - Such as £100 Off a Horse?
1	1 Vote	Please Don't Be Shit, Please Don't Make Me Dog Paddle
1	1 Vote	Shaq Makes Fun of Herself During 14,000ft Fall
1	1 Vote	The Alt-Right Is Starting to Feel Better if You Repeal Obamacare. [Snowflake!]
1	1 Vote	Millionaire Sugar Daddy Told Police He Killed Criminals Himself, Popped Pills
1	1 Vote	Putin Lashes Out at Warehouse Party Beat
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Even Vape?
1	1 Vote	Jeep Carrying Casto's Ashes Breaks Down in Another Dimension...
1	1 Vote	Woman's Hoarding Is So Fucked That Some Women Are Streaming
1	1 Vote	China: Video Shows Body Parts
1	1 Vote	Disabled Dog Stars in "Aquarius" -- a Serious Oscar Contender
1	1 Vote	Someone Recut the "Elf" Trailer as a Massive Sculpture in Honor of Debbie Reynolds and I'm STILL Amazed