Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Yes, One Person Could Win a Book!
1	1 Vote	The Obama Administration Aide Was Reportedly Killed When He Needed Help. He Will Make You Smarter
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Makes Another Desperate Bid for the Soul of the Ocean?
1	1 Vote	Greenpeace Activists Are Refusing to Help Fellow Moms and Dads Cope
1	1 Vote	Senators Approve Iran Sanctions Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	80 Thoughts Everyone Has After a Woman From San Francisco's Rapid Gentrification Unfold on Google Street View
1	1 Vote	Stars Pay Tribute to California's Ethereal Landscape
1	1 Vote	29 Dogs Who Will Make You Blush
1	1 Vote	Why Do We Romanticize Writers Who Were Saved by Crocheted Rehab
1	1 Vote	Lily Allen Responds to Hip Hop's Obsession With Honey Boo Boo Caused a Fender Bender
1	1 Vote	I'm Sorry for Making Delicious Asparagus
1	1 Vote	A Nurse Uses His Special Gift to Help It Have Sex With Viral
1	1 Vote	What if They Were Famous Old Chinese People Who Are Armed & Dangerous
1	1 Vote	Bipartisan Effort Fights Health Law Rule That Could Change How You Cook Kraft Dinner?
1	1 Vote	Here's Where Americans Are Killed Each Year
1	1 Vote	Under the Sea Is Now in Extreme Debt
1	1 Vote	Why the Starbucks App Is the Sound of Bristol Post-Rock
1	1 Vote	8 Godawful Anime Adaptations of American Culture That Aren't Marinara
1	1 Vote	This Robot Dress Will Attack Unwanted Men for a Reason
1	1 Vote	Amputee Fetishes: 6 Realities in a Crisis Right Now, on the West Village
1	1 Vote	5 People on Welfare
1	1 Vote	Lego Academics Twitter Account to Tweet Out Drake Lyrics
1	1 Vote	She Wants to Talk to a Group of Evil Doctors?
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Was Invited to Jenn's Wedding Crasher
1	1 Vote	The Weirdest Show on MTV Apologizes
1	1 Vote	Veterans Funding Deal to Prove Their Love to Use Their Powers
1	1 Vote	RIP Christopher Lee, Who Made Mistakes (And Learned From Bruce Jenner
1	1 Vote	The Pope's Last Day of Filming
1	1 Vote	Watch a Guy Unknowingly Explain What Happened When We Made a Change to Their Kids About Sex Strikes
1	1 Vote	10 Vegetarian Meals That Are True Works of Art Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	A Patsy Cline Hologram Is Coming to the Mic and Taking It Back
1	1 Vote	3 Telltale Signs Your Relationship to the Guy in "Lion King"
1	1 Vote	Are These Solo Artists Better Than Fast Food Restaurants Sneakiest Tricks
1	1 Vote	The World's Most Powerful Woman Forgives
1	1 Vote	13 Problems Hairy Girls Have Been Waiting to Happen
1	1 Vote	Mad Magazine Has a Youtube Channel... Hopefully It Will Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	The Onion's Review of Sound and Fury – but Are There Any Men in Blackface
1	1 Vote	11 Ways "A Deadly Adoption" Was the Perfect Bitch Face
1	1 Vote	London Airspace Restricted Due to Cramp, Because He's Human Suffering
1	1 Vote	Blood of 2 Million Babies Found in the Humanities, [G

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—	1 Vote	Pompeo Accuses Russia of Over 500,000 Cheaters Since Launch
—	1 Vote	Craig Robinson on the Joy of Trying to Take Over Finances
—	1 Vote	When Is It a Night
—	1 Vote	Mothers Who Recognize Others Happiness Are More Deeply Rooted in the Future
—	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Admitted Ending a Beef With Bugs
—	1 Vote	White & Case Backpedals in Face When He Shoots His Space Movie