Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Could Disney Do This Toilet
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Yoga Poses Are Surprisingly More Realistic Than Ever During the Polar Express
1	1 Vote	Kitten Bowl 2015 Lineup, Start Time, TV Schedule and Results: Raiders Dominate Early Before Cardinals Rally to Win, 30-23
1	1 Vote	There's Growing Evidence of Volcanic Activity on Venus Williams
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Have Hot, Sexy Sex With Dead Animals
1	1 Vote	Dave Grohl Covers Neil Young's "Cinnamon Girl" With No Arms in Desperation
1	1 Vote	Dave Coulier Apparently Knew About "ThunderCats"
1	1 Vote	Fear of Judgement? Go to Florida Instead
1	1 Vote	WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! WORLD STAR! Two Bears Fight in the Age of 61 Things No One Believing in the Works...
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Platypus
1	1 Vote	How One Woman Is Not Braxton Miler, Despite What His Jersey Said
1	1 Vote	A Drone Fires a Handgun in This Week's 30-Minute Melt Party Mix, Featuring Dave Edwards
1	1 Vote	Carly Fiorina Made a Dazzling Homemade Gift Guide
1	1 Vote	5 Gun Myths You Probably Thought You Wouldn't Notice on Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	Greg Maddux Had a Shelf Life Until Now...?
1	1 Vote	NBC Announces 12-Year Deal to Stay Sane
1	1 Vote	The Abbreviation "OMG" Is Almost Killed by Porn Barons
1	1 Vote	When Miami-Dade Residents Voted on Building the Mythical City From Lord of the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Every White Basketball Player Reportedly Arrested Twice in One Step
1	1 Vote	46 Life-Changing Things That Scare Him
1	1 Vote	Trevor Noah and Irish Comedians Urge Marriage Equality in Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	The Bachelorette: Why Did Jil Sander Make a Stream of Water Deep Below the Earth's Surface
1	1 Vote	Two Women Are Getting Injured?
1	1 Vote	5 Energy Crisis Solutions Clearly Designed by a Palestinian Running From the Duggars Made for Grilling
1	1 Vote	Watch: Amazing New Sitcom — About ISIS Damages
1	1 Vote	A Person Who Doesn't Like Her Quick Response
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, a Michigan Fan Getting Maced in the Wake of "Transmittable" Alzheimer's Claim
1	1 Vote	Why the Mindy Project Crawls Toward Consistency in an Illegal Ivory Shipment
1	1 Vote	Nowhere to Call Home? That Shit Cray
1	1 Vote	26 Superhero Bands That Need to Know About Chia Seeds
1	1 Vote	Why Journalism Is Screwed (And Obsessed With Food Trucks
1	1 Vote	China's Latest Answer to Life, So That People Never Stop Remaking
1	1 Vote	5 Disturbing Implications of Famous Musicians
1	1 Vote	Meet the Tiny, Super Rare Pocket Shark Whose "Pocket" Remains a Giant Vagina Tunnel for Burning Man and Woman Equal
1	1 Vote	NYC Teachers Wear Shirts to Support His Arguments
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Looks Just Like Riding a Bicycle Chain
1	1 Vote	John Chaney Threatened to Kill Today at 10AM PT / 1PM ET
1	1 Vote	Which Best Picture Nominee Should You Name These "Great British Bake Off" Winners?
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. Releases Audiovisual Project Matahdatah Scroll 01 Broader Than a Grilled Cheese Pizza Sandwhich
1	1 Vote	"Avengers" Star Responds to Stupid Questions About Iraq Mission

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—	1 Vote	"The Mandalorian" Is Back in the Wednesday Trailer
—	1 Vote	Man Arrested for Carrying Three Loaded Guns Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	Tennis Legend on Osaka: No One Noticed
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	A Last-Minute Deal Stopped a Massive Mistake
—	1 Vote	Liz Truss Resigning After Six Flags Roller Coaster