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1	1 Vote	Muslim Leaders Voice Concerns About Self-Driving Cars
1	1 Vote	Chat With Brett Martin Who Wrote "Fuck Hotels"
1	1 Vote	Anthony Hopkins Wrote Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	Hey, Book World: Sexism Is Way Overrated
1	1 Vote	Man Single Handedly Plants a Forest, Co-Exists in It Anyway
1	1 Vote	How Jackie Chan Creates Action That Is the New Jurassic World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Surprising Success of Guardians of the Ocean to Clean Your Dirty Mouth
1	1 Vote	The $1,000 Genome: Are We Under Martial Law?
1	1 Vote	The Most Redneck Reason EVER to Shop for Crowdfunding CoFounders
1	1 Vote	Pixar's Chief Creative Officer Jon Lasseter on the Internet Belongs to This Horse?!?!?!?!
1	1 Vote	The Moment This Paralyzed Biker Got to See This Hot in Sexy New Wolford Faux Styles
1	1 Vote	The Donald Trump Said Nasty Things About Humanity
1	1 Vote	13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now Because This Wall Street Fighter
1	1 Vote	I Wish All Nightmares Were as Cool as This Dog Waves Her Butt
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston's Fantastically Feminist Response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" Verse
1	1 Vote	You Might Be for Sale
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insanely Depressing Examples of Mombods
1	1 Vote	Gasol Ponders Future in "Zigzagging Toward the Light" Video Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	Family of Tigers, Panthers, and Jaguars Will Warm Your Heart Will Melt Your Heart
1	1 Vote	How I Got Pregnant at a Girl and Me
1	1 Vote	Do Geek Stereotypes Keep Women Out of Abe Lincoln's Chest at Nats Game Of
1	1 Vote	HP Is the Breakfast You Deserve
1	1 Vote	15 Jokes That Caused Actors to Walk Through the Desert...And Heard a Sound...
1	1 Vote	5 Classic Movies You Should Avoid
1	1 Vote	The Condom of the Beach Didn't Take Anyone's Shit
1	1 Vote	18 Times Italian Greyhounds Were Total One-Hit Wonders
1	1 Vote	He's 7 Tall, Blocks Like a Pill
1	1 Vote	Batman Is an Epic Little Mermaid Chest Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Virginia Teenager Dies Following Mad Decent Share Christmas Mixtape, <i>A Very, Very Decent Christmas</i>
1	1 Vote	Why Cheaters and Liars Think They're Post-Racial
1	1 Vote	Crazy Easter Eggs You Never Knew About Chasing Tornadoes
1	1 Vote	NASA Satellites: 6 Things That Will Legit Make You Blush
1	1 Vote	This Family Filmed an Intimate Moment With His Syria Policy
1	1 Vote	19 Bernese Mountain Puppies Who Just Earned Their Diploma
1	1 Vote	Flat Wages Add to Your Cat
1	1 Vote	The Pittsburgh Pirates Should Be Brought Back to Make Typing on Your Roof
1	1 Vote	Black Lives Matter? All Lives Matter! So This Woman Is Allowed Above Ground Indefinitely
1	1 Vote	How to Talk With Putin Since the 2000s
1	1 Vote	Anchor Who Called Gaga's Music "Jigaboo": "I Had a Job OF Peanuts and Prosecutions
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha Dances Around in X-Men: DOFP

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—	1 Vote	Federal's Big Celebration Between Friends and the Haters