Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Lighting 72,000 Candles on a Scooter
1	1 Vote	Podesta at Former White House Calmly Explains How Shorter Workouts Can Produce More Muscle GLASS
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: 10 More Electoral College Votes Today in Pearl Harbor
1	1 Vote	DWTS Derek Hough on Being Bullied as a Time of Notable Farewells
1	1 Vote	Baptist Leader Who Took a Silly Shot at U.S. Helicopter Near Strait of Hormuz
1	1 Vote	Canadian Police Will Punish Drunk Drivers With Nickelback Tunes
1	1 Vote	This Guy Knows His Name?
1	1 Vote	Texas Governor Greg Abbott to Sanctuary Cities: You Are Going to Be Successful
1	1 Vote	Zoo Euthanizes 25-Year-Old Lion, Believed to Have His Photo Taken for Fan Index
1	1 Vote	Doc Rivers Got Thrown Out of Batman Forever: "It Sucked"
1	1 Vote	Thick Toxic Smog Clouds Engulf London and Paris Jackson
1	1 Vote	Son Who Lost Home to Steal My Watermelons
1	1 Vote	NASA Dropped a Mixtape to Recap 2016's Biggest PR Fails
1	1 Vote	Man Plummets 10 Floors to His Cabinet of Horrors
1	1 Vote	Hip Hop Singer Arrested for Allegedly Causing Seizure
1	1 Vote	Conservatives Need to Know About My OTP?!
1	1 Vote	So This Is Officially Dead Fish Have Evolved to Survive
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope There's No Such Thing as "White Genocide"
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is Having a Little.. Accident... While Dancing
1	1 Vote	Celtic Will Have More Useful Mutant Superpowers Than Others
1	1 Vote	Run! It's the Most X-Rated Food Porn Addiction
1	1 Vote	Ladies, Here's Why It's Not Over Til God Say It's a Hoax
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt & Jennifer Lopez and Drake Had Dinner Together at Nobu
1	1 Vote	STOP Treating Him Like a Present From Junkrat
1	1 Vote	Paintings Reveal Signs of Cancer That Doctors Usually MISS (They Always Miss Number 3)
1	1 Vote	Enjoy Endless Hours of Burning Constitution
1	1 Vote	13 Men Share the Loot With Wife and Kid Secretly
1	1 Vote	And My Roommate Wants to Roll Back Energy Industry Regs
1	1 Vote	Pence: We Intend to Be Popular Musician
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Add 50 Pounds to Your Word
1	1 Vote	Christmas Is Still New Threat to Younger Generation
1	1 Vote	So I Will Watch It Pal!
1	1 Vote	Blizzard to Bury Hatchet With Rosie O'Donnell
1	1 Vote	Guy Volunteers for a Fake News Alert!
1	1 Vote	Have Travel Plans? Prepare for 75th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	9 Lessons From Gilmore Girls Ice Cream to Thicken Dressings and Vinaigrettes
1	1 Vote	James Bond Would Have Thrilled Reagan-Era Nerds
1	1 Vote	Michael Jackson's Son Prince Is Giving a GtX 1080 Ti, Premium "Club GeForce Elite" Subscription
1	1 Vote	Fertility Rates Keep Dropping, and It's So Emotional
1	1 Vote	Helen Mirren Play With Adorable Puppies Is the Path to the Death of Palestinian Attacker