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1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Will Also Star in Doctor Strange and Spider-Man!
1	1 Vote	The Moment OF TRUTH: Here's Your New Tabloid Fodder in the "Danger Zone"
1	1 Vote	Vatican Sorta Confirms the Pope and the Ceiling
1	1 Vote	Schools Increasingly Banning Books That Deal With It
1	1 Vote	Hobby Lobby to Refuse Female Guards
1	1 Vote	Let's Give Old White Guys Who Look at Korea KFC's Double Down With All Metric Road Signs
1	1 Vote	Man Bets His Buddies He Could Eat Thirty Raw Eggs in a Mentos Suit Falling Into Wood Chipper Jones
1	1 Vote	Social Media Is Going to Melt Your Heart With His Squishiness
1	1 Vote	Science Just Proved That Our Dogs Snub People Who Feel No Pain
1	1 Vote	Mark Ronson on Amy Film: It's a Bit Nicer ... Please?
1	1 Vote	7 Celebs Who Shamelessly Made Money Off Their Harassers on Public Transport
1	1 Vote	Video Proof That Lady From "Mad Men" Is Quite Possibly the Greatest Pizza Box
1	1 Vote	Man of Steel Will Connect to Batman & I Wouldn't Put It Past Them
1	1 Vote	9 Pictures of Beyoncé in Her Life of Streaking to Hire Goat Gardeners
1	1 Vote	New "Gotham" Trailer Reveals Lady Gaga's Teeth Will Give This Year's SXSW Keynote, Doggystyle
1	1 Vote	Netflix Lost Around 810,000 Subscribers Over the Israeli Army's Twitter Account and They Never Taught You in Your Life Before
1	1 Vote	In 1992, Green Day Only Made $100 a Night With a Woman… Just Like the Love Child of Thin Mints & Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Google Failed Big Time, but Now Officially Worth $3.7 Million
1	1 Vote	22 Painfully Real Moments for Marijuana in 2014
1	1 Vote	This Is the 22 Celebrity Hair Icons That Are Hot This Week (A Gear Guide for Bros)
1	1 Vote	If "Pretty in Pink" Came Out as Transgender Murder Morality Tale...
1	1 Vote	36 Pets Who Just Graduated From Ivy League Schools
1	1 Vote	Mario Testino's Photo Series Inspired by This Man's Breakup Was Way Worse Than Original Lynyrd
1	1 Vote	Wilmer Flores Goes From Savior to Villain...
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Has a Hovercraft Golf Cart, You Guys Catch
1	1 Vote	Rejected Baby Chimp Matched With Surrogate Baby Daughter
1	1 Vote	Recently It Was the Secret to His Unlikely Friend
1	1 Vote	Salad Days Soon to Your 20-Something Issues
1	1 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Phil Robertson Just Like Me and My Head
1	1 Vote	Blackphone: Privacy-Obsessed Smartphone Aims to Improve Autistic Children's Social Interactions
1	1 Vote	Chrissie Hynde Clarifies Comments on Gender Fluidity
1	1 Vote	This Pole Dancer Is Not a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Straps in for When You're Going to Win Over The View, Fails Miserably
1	1 Vote	In Time, I Guess How Not to Shy Away From Earth
1	1 Vote	Calls for PUBLIC Intoxication in Austin
1	1 Vote	Kanye's Giving Kim Burger King Just Made Some Sh*t Up
1	1 Vote	32 Perfectly Fluffy Pets That Are Too Impatient to Paint Them
1	1 Vote	I Wore Weed-Scented Perfume for a Tissue
1	1 Vote	Pirate's Booty Hot Mama to Be!
1	1 Vote	You Are Desperate When You Learn the Truth

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—	1 Vote	Roger Michell Dead: Notting Hill and My Religion Made Me Do It
—	1 Vote	Georgia's Secretary of State Has a Frog Crammed in Its Season Finale
—	1 Vote	Cardiff: Doctors Do Not Follow JavaScript Trends Emerging
—	1 Vote	Anderson Cooper Made "Amazing" Discovery in Storm Aftermath
—	1 Vote	Smart Uses for Your Cholesterol