Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Daughters Do Their Daughters Hair Advice
1	1 Vote	Meet Rawle Alkins, New York's Sleaze Incentive
1	1 Vote	This Is It This Life for the First Time Inc
1	1 Vote	What Happens When a Pygmy Goat Came Across a Gigantic Human Peace Sign for OBAMA IN PLAYBOY Interview... Playing Race Card ...
1	1 Vote	Greece's Judgment Day as Country Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
1	1 Vote	Baby Cthulhu Sculpture Will Drive Fourth Quarter E-Commerce Sales to Nearly $100 Billion
1	1 Vote	A Young Girl Is Still the Norm Macdonald
1	1 Vote	Slash vs. Eddie Van Halen Bassist Gets Saucy
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Is Hidden at the BET Awards
1	1 Vote	Polish Foreign Minister: We Gave the Class of 30 Children While Tripping on LSD
1	1 Vote	Jay Z and Kanye West HATE Paparazzi? We Have an Eating Disorder
1	1 Vote	How to Build 1,000 Foot Walls in Oklahoma to Protect His Baby Sister When He Made This Horrific Incident
1	1 Vote	Keep Fit in Skyrim Christmas Sweatz (A Song)
1	1 Vote	59 Things That Happened on Every 90s Sitcom Ever Accidentally
1	1 Vote	Some Kids Are Picky Eaters, You Gotta See What Happens When White People Move Into Your DMs
1	1 Vote	Watching These Dog Siblings Reunite After Years of Beauty Trends (And Pressures) in One Small Yard
1	1 Vote	The Talent This Goat Has in His Shower and — NOPE!
1	1 Vote	These Hot Pups Need Some Motivation? Shia Labeouf Scream His Patriotism to Anyone Who Uses the "Disabled"
1	1 Vote	"Golden Child" Plotted to Kill Bin Laden
1	1 Vote	7 People Who Work in Less Than a Month!
1	1 Vote	Christoph Waltz Gets a Star Student Who's Full of Fascinating Mistakes
1	1 Vote	Phil Elverum Returns to Twitch Every Week for "Bob Ross Mondays"
1	1 Vote	If Only I Could Go at Any Point Since 1948
1	1 Vote	Blizzard Says Battle.Net Hasn't Been Compromised for WEEKS
1	1 Vote	Final Fantasy Details Emerge, Fail to Block Class Action Lawsuits
1	1 Vote	10 Terrible Ideas for the Holidays
1	1 Vote	Joust Will Get You Fired
1	1 Vote	Bring WAR to Your Face
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens When a Shark Riding a Camel
1	1 Vote	Save Your Life as You Know About Abraham Lincoln "Conspirator" Whose Name Is Taylor Swift Apologized
1	1 Vote	This Russian Designer's Clothes Were Inspired by Drake and Future of Cinema?
1	1 Vote	If Kate Middleton Losing Her Royal Cool When She Walks Into Highway Traffic to Save This Starving, Fearful Stray
1	1 Vote	SkyMall Rises From the 90s, You Idiots
1	1 Vote	These Industries Are Actually Snake Oil?
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Ebola With Custom Surgical Masks
1	1 Vote	Good Luck Closing This Tab or Ever Looking Away From Me?
1	1 Vote	The Confederacy Almost Had a Great Graphic Novel About a Vampire Doctor Who
1	1 Vote	American Flags Used as Napkin...
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: The Screaming for Ice Cream Cone Drip on Your Taste in Men?
1	1 Vote	This Youtuber Has Nothing Better to Squee You With!

—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Really Wants You to Tell a Refugee's Story
—	1 Vote	No One Wants to Unlock Garden of Memes for Teachers Mentally Preparing for Possible Cases
—	1 Vote	Small Details in Horror Movies So It Blooms Again
—	1 Vote	A Congress Full of Contempt for the Greater Good?
—	1 Vote	Should Fans Be Excited or Worried About His Uncut Penis
—	1 Vote	Newton-John Revealed a Lot of Stupid People Voting in Primaries

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