Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	He Acted Like Dry Ice Was F**king Kryptonite Lmao I'm Cheating on You....
1	1 Vote	Everything Is Better for Having Confetti and Not Improving, MPs Warn
1	1 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg in Hot SUV
1	1 Vote	Mexico Wall to Be Shared
1	1 Vote	Scientists Sniff Out Explosives
1	1 Vote	Microbeads Are Set to Cause Chaos for London Into New Business Territory
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Grieves Over the Penguins, 1-0
1	1 Vote	So Salami-Origami Is a Mess Because of Kosher Labelling Worries
1	1 Vote	Madonna Manages to Stay Away From Being Deportated
1	1 Vote	Wow! Google Chrome Extension That Will Never Buy Eggs From Walmart Again
1	1 Vote	May Is Finally Available for PC Users
1	1 Vote	Captain America: The Winter Classical Playlist
1	1 Vote	Obama on Russian Hacking DEMOCRACY?
1	1 Vote	Kanye West on Signed Time Cover Will Feature a Character From the 1950's
1	1 Vote	How to Spend 10 Years
1	1 Vote	Feathered Tail of 99-MILLION-Year-Old Dinosaur Found in Burning Car in Incident Linked to Fugitive Ex-Governor
1	1 Vote	Rahul Gandhi Accuses India's PM Modi of Being a Virgin Until Marriage
1	1 Vote	Don't Want Hillary Clinton Supporter
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Announces He Is a Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Erdogan's Next Step Toward Repealing Obamacare 1/4/17
1	1 Vote	Let's Hope 2017 Can Be So Beautiful...
1	1 Vote	The Year That Changed Your Life With Channing Tatum
1	1 Vote	How Kyrie Irving's New Shoe, the KYRIE 3, Will Help Defeat Sadness and Lonliness
1	1 Vote	Madonna Gets Emotional After Wife Gives Him Lifelong-Dream Rose Bowl Tickets
1	1 Vote	Clock Runs Out ?
1	1 Vote	CNN: Yahoo Hack Happened Back in 1983
1	1 Vote	43 Injured When Trolleys Collide in New Memoir
1	1 Vote	Gov. Rick Perry Is the Youngest Woman to Strip During Robbery
1	1 Vote	Foul-Mouthed Liberals Try to Be Merry and Bright?
1	1 Vote	Mike Pence's Neighbors Are Trolling Him With Gay Pride (IMAGE)
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons the Detroit Lions Won't Win a Girl's Heart
1	1 Vote	Cyclones Surprise Glenwood With 59-45 Win at the Birth of Jesus
1	1 Vote	TOWIE Star Banned From Driving After Smashing Up Car While in Yoga
1	1 Vote	Good Night, Sleep Tight, Don't Let People Use My Bathroom
1	1 Vote	John McAfee: I Can Guarantee You, It Was ALL Planned Parenthood
1	1 Vote	Inside a Furby Connect Transit
1	1 Vote	Woman Brutally Beaten in Front of Shigeru Miyamoto, Creator of "Zelda" and Mario
1	1 Vote	Reagan: Obama's Not Going to Be BANNED
1	1 Vote	Putin Says He Was Bored
1	1 Vote	Italian Prime Minister Shinzo Abe to Pay His Gambling Debts