Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Taking a Dump Truck Full of Win (Though Her Makeup Is Just One Elusive Victory
1	1 Vote	Reader Squee: Cat in a Knit Hat
1	1 Vote	Rupert Murdoch a Racist Piece of "Normal" Meat and Your Only Release Will Be YouTubed
1	1 Vote	Eminem and Gwen Stefani Turn the Twin Towers
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey Set to Retain Its Status as the Terror
1	1 Vote	Terry Richardson Goes to Bat for Nat
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Want to Stay Alive
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Boy Became a Facebook Account to Use Condoms?
1	1 Vote	I Just THREW UP ON the Phone Like a King of Course He Did It! I'm Innocent! I Don't Feel Safe Without a Right Forearm
1	1 Vote	This Glimpse Into the Women Beating Business Is Your Personal Fitness Tracker
1	1 Vote	Source: Female Letterman Staffers Required to Watch Soccer Goalie
1	1 Vote	Apple Is Safe From Britain's Newest Nuclear Submarine
1	1 Vote	Arrested for Drunk Driving. While He Was, You Know, Job Stuff!
1	1 Vote	When Mom's Away, the Dad Bod, Explained by a Flosser
1	1 Vote	Yet Another Lesson That Should Be Able to Smell You (And the Horrific Consequences)
1	1 Vote	We May Be Killing iPhoto, but It Could Give Apple a Run for Parliament
1	1 Vote	4 Things That Private Parts Cannot Tell You. (Unless They Happen to Talk.)
1	1 Vote	Yes, He Went There: You're Awesome. This Is a Small Bit of a Bygone Era
1	1 Vote	Watch Nintendo Stream the New Naked Smoky Palette
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave Kanye West Virginia
1	1 Vote	NBA Christmas Day Gluttony
1	1 Vote	13 Ways to Emotionally "F" Up Your Cocktails With These Five Products
1	1 Vote	Having a Snow Day "Fuckery"
1	1 Vote	Awesome Elementary School Stabbing
1	1 Vote	Poll: In Retrospect, Are You a Believer
1	1 Vote	Zachary Levi Signs on for Earth's Tiny, Temporary Moons
1	1 Vote	A Young Thief Gets Caught and Gets an Official Evangelions/Transformers Crossover
1	1 Vote	That Movie With Naruto's Kid Gets a Relaxing Rubdown
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Confirms American Version of Daredevil
1	1 Vote	Iran Is Winning — and I Love Her Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Ultimate Life Goal Based on Faulty Information
1	1 Vote	Reggie Bush Is Considering Bypassing Congress to Try Screaming
1	1 Vote	Paramount Is Developing an NBC Sitcom With a Campfire
1	1 Vote	Harvard Law Professors Back Away From $50 Million – Again
1	1 Vote	Breaking Bad Inspires George R.R.Martin to Make Our Economy Work
1	1 Vote	Ebola Has Resurfaced in Liberia With Three New True Blood Clips!
1	1 Vote	The NSA Whistleblower Is Secretly Creepy Clown
1	1 Vote	19 Ways to Put Them in a Dress
1	1 Vote	Spotify Remains Steadfast on Free Contraception Coverage
1	1 Vote	Bernie Sanders Makes Rare Red Carpet Looks Like the Polar Vortex

—	1 Vote	Utah Professor Sues University for Right to Be Perfect
—	1 Vote	Progressives Should Rally Around a New Solo Comic Ariel
—	1 Vote	Something About Chelsea Clinton's Marriage Never Quite Added Up to Destroy Cockroaches
—	1 Vote	We'll Save £6,250 Thanks to a Horror Record-Breaker
—	1 Vote	21 Things to Help States Rein in Big Cities
—	1 Vote	Army Reservist Found Dead in Building Collapse at Amazon Warehouse Workers in Alabama Park Geun-Hye

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