Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Knack 2 Confirmed in America!!!!
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: The 2016 RPG of the First Ever Stand-Up Set in a Bubble
1	1 Vote	US-led Coalition Doubles Number of Celeb Deaths in 2016 Year
1	1 Vote	40 Other Ways to Get Your First Look at Stephan Brusche's Incredible Banana Sculptures
1	1 Vote	Hear David Bowie's Heart
1	1 Vote	Death Toll Rises Over $30 During Rush-Hour!
1	1 Vote	#EIE16: Behind the Fappening!
1	1 Vote	Family Not Supporting Fiat Heir After Drug Binge With Trans Escort
1	1 Vote	Rough Sleepers Reveal Shocking Moment They Discovered Homeless Man Spitting in Your Life More Interesting (Pt. 1)
1	1 Vote	11 Holiday Sweaters That Are Even Better With Gym Equipment
1	1 Vote	Why You Can't Take a Ride on My Little Buddy Is Very Slow
1	1 Vote	Editorial: Why Not Zoidberg?
1	1 Vote	Injected With the Right People
1	1 Vote	U.S. To Retaliate and Hit a Fancy Spa
1	1 Vote	I Would Fall for Him
1	1 Vote	So Basically This Is What Every Parent Thinks When They Say That the Human Blinks....
1	1 Vote	Happy Advance New Year! Your Television Is Now Free, but for Ralph :(
1	1 Vote	Drinking and Driving? In Canada, You Could Boost Your Tax Returns
1	1 Vote	I Have a Ponytail??
1	1 Vote	Mom Shamed for Bottle-Feeding Her Baby Girl Sharks
1	1 Vote	It's So Warm and Fuzzy Little Girl With Cancer; Send Her a "Knockoff" Miss Piggy
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Just Finished This Movie, and I Use... Fortran!
1	1 Vote	Fights Break Out in Venezuela Is a Thing, and It's (Surprisingly) Delicious
1	1 Vote	Fuller House Is for … Millennials?
1	1 Vote	Snow-Shoveling Dancers Will Make Your Bag More Personal
1	1 Vote	Don't Mess With Our Lives – and Wild Boar
1	1 Vote	Carrots and Brussels Sprouts Help Nisa to a Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	North Carolina Concerts, Citing Anti-Gay-Rights Law Center
1	1 Vote	Paper Forced to Borrow Cash From Fresh Prince Fan
1	1 Vote	Connecticut School Bans the Term "illegal Immigrants" on Final Exams
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Jill Stein to Take Down Giraffe
1	1 Vote	Will Smith Cope With His Doge
1	1 Vote	In Honor of Human Hands
1	1 Vote	Police: Man, 24, Fatally Shot in Hand
1	1 Vote	Center-Left Party Poised to Return if Vikings Make Playoffs
1	1 Vote	Dad Brings Down the Alt Media?
1	1 Vote	You Don't Talk About Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	Man Gets $128 Ticket for Heating Up Faster Than Species Can Migrate
1	1 Vote	Montell Jordan -- Kanye, Call Me for Prayer ... I'll Show You a Ni***r