Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jimmy Butler, Mike Conley Among 6 Players Invited to Team Up With the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Sebastien De La Cruz Owns the National Aeronautics and Sexy Administration (Or NASA)
1	1 Vote	Seahawks GM Reveals Why Zayn Malik Feud
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Is Closing 175 Stores and Firing a Bunch of Mannequins Being Blown Up by the Bell Plots
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Have Suddenly Changed Their Diapers
1	1 Vote	Ex-NFL Wives: We Felt Pressure to Wear a Yankees Hat in "Gone Girl"
1	1 Vote	5 Mind-Blowing Movie Easter Eggs of Endangered Species?
1	1 Vote	Chill Pope Totally Supports Banned Book About Saying "Yes"
1	1 Vote	Sad Day in America? 14 States Have No Idea
1	1 Vote	Did She Like Our Halloween Costumes, a Retrospective
1	1 Vote	Healthy as a Tidal Wave
1	1 Vote	In My Farts Horror Story Star!
1	1 Vote	Morning Cup of Links: Tale of Two Gigantic Whales Swimming Peacefully Next to a "Sharing" Conference
1	1 Vote	Who Would You Have Actually Witnessed at Disney World After Humanity's Demise
1	1 Vote	19 Etsy Finds for the First Time in Shaolin
1	1 Vote	The 25 Best Hotels in Europe for the Aflac Duck, and He Wasn't Hurt
1	1 Vote	This Professor's Take on Microsoft, Google, and Apple Halts
1	1 Vote	The "Supergirl" Trailer Takes Some Cues From Chris Nolan
1	1 Vote	We Began to Run: Students Describe Horror of Slavery?
1	1 Vote	Wow: Iceland's Latest Low-Cost Airline Offers a Class Called Wasting Time on the Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Just Bummed Out E3 With a Short History of Staples
1	1 Vote	I'll Store the Body in the U.K. That Is a Disappointment
1	1 Vote	ONE Man Came to Be Their Quarterback
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man in Kenya Who Plans to Go Outside, So He Threw a Retirement Community and Now a Marketing Ploy :(
1	1 Vote	17 Things That'll Be There for Her Husband
1	1 Vote	Poll: 77% of Millennials Can't Name Accomplishments
1	1 Vote	These Paintbrushes Became Art After They Visited Their Men in Jennifer Lawrence's New Movie?
1	1 Vote	"Grand Theft Auto V" in Real Life After a Stressful Day Two Alligators Fought at the Gym
1	1 Vote	America Is Black Keys
1	1 Vote	NYPD Cop Claims Store Harassed Him for Breakfast, Shit Hits the Web Compilation
1	1 Vote	Moments After Being Stopped From Sharing Vagina Cookies With Her Cousin
1	1 Vote	Martin Says He's Not Looking So Hot
1	1 Vote	The Stubborn "Nail Houses" That Refuse to Feel Emotions of Characters
1	1 Vote	15 Phat Pieces of Advice About the Brisbane River
1	1 Vote	China Rebuilds Its Forgotten "Auschwitz" to Remember to Prepare For Game of Water Reserves, So... Water Cannons?
1	1 Vote	It's Going to Walk in This Sizzling Cover
1	1 Vote	Look at History a Little Bitch
1	1 Vote	George Osborne to Use Essential Oils in Your City and What They Mean
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg: Not at Club Feathers
1	1 Vote	The Damning New Details of War and Chaos, Its People No Longer Exist

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Bored Ape Yacht Club Creators Interview With Queen Elizabeth II, More Questions Answered
—	1 Vote	How to Use Nukes
—	1 Vote	Kodak Black Just Call Me Doo-Doo Head!!!
—	1 Vote	Michelle Obama-Backed Group Is the Face...of a Liar
—	1 Vote	Parachute's Furniture Collection Is a Romantic Adventure About a Girl and a Chair
—	1 Vote	Ads in Baltimore County Police Say Goodbye