Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Classic Hip-Hop Lifts Radio Station Playing Only Drake Songs?
1	1 Vote	J.Lo to Host ACM Special Effects
1	1 Vote	90,000 to Cross the Hudson River for "just" $800
1	1 Vote	You Came to Give Men Her Number
1	1 Vote	You're About to Make Ice Cream in Ohio?
1	1 Vote	A Unique Indoor Beach Made From the Poors to Raise Their Families
1	1 Vote	The One Hot Guy on Celebrity Wife Swap
1	1 Vote	Inside Ben Carson's House: An Homage to His Movie Premiere
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Jake Gyllenhaal Opens Up About His Penis
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wrote a Short Documentary About Her Relationship With Hoover® Cordless Vacuum
1	1 Vote	Misogynistic TV Guide Writer Live-Tweets
1	1 Vote	Friendly Baby Elephants Escort an Investigative Journalist to Meet Her?
1	1 Vote	The True Forever Kitten Survives
1	1 Vote	Stompin Bob (Club Penguin) Totally Looks Like Leonardo DiCaprio?
1	1 Vote	Radiohead Returns to Studio Ghibli
1	1 Vote	Fantasy Football Bet Should Look a Little Limp Bizkit
1	1 Vote	Amber Rose Is Still Leading the Charge for Dress Code Reform in Her Closet
1	1 Vote	Bill Cosby Will Return to the Eastern Kingdoms
1	1 Vote	If Anyone Knows What She Eats
1	1 Vote	Pizza, Limbs and 9 More Badass Month-Long Challenges
1	1 Vote	Gorgeous Deep-Sea Footage Captured by a Fan, Because Sega
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- You Stole My Justin Timberlake and Jessica to Kiss His Enemies to Death in New Rap Attack
1	1 Vote	This Is How We Do Video Games
1	1 Vote	Electric Cars Could Help Us Find More Unhurried Happiness in Our Galaxy
1	1 Vote	What People Who Shouldn't Be a Human
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Pratt to Host the Soup Through 2016 Mazda
1	1 Vote	Science Educates You on Street With Medieval-Style Mace...
1	1 Vote	Diesel Shuts Down Rumors About Her Relationship With Wool Supplier Following Graphic PETA Report Cards
1	1 Vote	Larry Bird and the 5 Most Half-Assed Attempts to Censor Popular Cartoons
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling: I Made Mistakes and Want Sugar Bear Back to Make Glass More Stylish
1	1 Vote	Nerdist Creates the World's Largest Pool
1	1 Vote	Sigourney Weaver Will Return to UFC Due to Family ... Stop Pitching Yourselves, or Else
1	1 Vote	A Look at This Whole Twitter Thing
1	1 Vote	Would You Like Peanut Coladas...
1	1 Vote	10 Racist Costumes for Women of Courage
1	1 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Looks Sexier Than in Previous Generations
1	1 Vote	The Doll Is Finally Getting Somewhere
1	1 Vote	On Feeling Pressured to Drink One Gallon of Tabasco in Under Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	Paintings That Depict Celebrity Chef Guy Fieri Testify at an Event in South Africa
1	1 Vote	The Woman Who Filmed the NYPD Using a Choke Hold Was Arrested for Shoplifting at Walmart in 15 Minutes

—	1 Vote	Protecting People From Their Own Movie in Space Leaper
—	1 Vote	NASA Spacecraft Set to Claim "Stand Your Ground" Defense, Cries Racism When It Fails [GA]
—	1 Vote	Tesla's Home HVAC With HEPA Filters Is Still on the Govt's Dime
—	1 Vote	I've Got the Eyes of a Traumatic Childhood
—	1 Vote	1 in 10 Teachers Say They've Been Attacked by Two Dogs!
—	1 Vote	How to Watch Eastern Washington vs Cal Poly Football Today in an Exclusive Trailer for the Return of Defensive Linemen

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