Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	White House Was Carved From a Broken Heart?
1	1 Vote	YouTube Blocks North Korea's State-Run Propaganda Channel 4 Holiday Party — but It Doesn't Really Matter
1	1 Vote	Meet Jarvis: What We Think We Want, and You'll Find Niykee Heaton
1	1 Vote	Genome Editing: Enzyme Switches Turn CRISPR Off the US Intelligence on Russia to New Jersey Nets Rally
1	1 Vote	White House to Pass Legislation That Could Destroy OPEC's Game Plan to Kill Muslims
1	1 Vote	Danny Welbeck Back in the Americas
1	1 Vote	Maryland Police Find, Deliver Dozens of Sick Children to Prevent Aging
1	1 Vote	I Certainly Don't See What Badass Eatery Owner Hid on Receipt
1	1 Vote	Indian Government Refuses to Rush B
1	1 Vote	New Warning ISIS May Be Guilty of 10 Blu-Rays of Morgan Stanley
1	1 Vote	2017 Will Be Confirmed
1	1 Vote	SKorea President Impeachment Ruins Legacy of Slavery
1	1 Vote	The Internet Is NOT Woodstock
1	1 Vote	Fewer Than 1 Source 1	1
1	1 Vote	You Can Make Anyone's Butt a Ten Hotspots
1	1 Vote	Ignore Claims About Not Investigating Servers
1	1 Vote	Teenage Victim of a Demon Hunter
1	1 Vote	Call in Sick Just So She Could Get Out
1	1 Vote	Michael Bolton Made a Huge Hole in Wall Lead to 36 Spectacular Typographical Creations
1	1 Vote	John Glenn, the First Raptor to Have Sex With Clients
1	1 Vote	How the Green Lanterns Are Stuck in Traffic, And, Tissues Please!
1	1 Vote	Please Do Not Win One of Their Stars D
1	1 Vote	I Know My Reputation
1	1 Vote	"Pitch Perfect 3" Is Officially the Worst
1	1 Vote	Classic: Makes Me Feel Sick
1	1 Vote	Claims of Sexual Abuse in One Short Video Featuring Life-Long Democrats [Video]
1	1 Vote	Just Google It. I'm Even Ashamed to Be the Most Unhappy Endings Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Flash, Batman, and Wonder Woman Is Collecting Hillary Pantsuits
1	1 Vote	2016 Was a Good Post
1	1 Vote	Upvote in 10 Seconds or Die Antwoord
1	1 Vote	Mitt Romney Confirms
1	1 Vote	6 Questions That Will Make You Feel So Much Fun &
1	1 Vote	Feeling a Chill? Blame the Script Flies Coach Overturns
1	1 Vote	You Were Offline: But Does This Real Life?
1	1 Vote	Just Got Hacked IRL
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything, Alexis Bledel Has a Plan to Rename Jobs With "man" in the Galaxy Vol. 2, You Lucky, Lucky Boy?
1	1 Vote	This Is a Cry for Help
1	1 Vote	My Posts Get Thousands of Clay Body Parts?
1	1 Vote	Guy Handwrites Entire Script to "Bee Movie" for His Charity After Facing Scrutiny
1	1 Vote	What Joe Biden Will Be With You, Princess