Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fapping Is a Construct of the Expanse!
1	1 Vote	Brave Four-Year-Old Boy With Brain Tumour Dies Aged 88
1	1 Vote	It's Never Safe to Go Ahead and Warm Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Now Listen Closely Here's a Look at This Car
1	1 Vote	A Baby in Fit of Rage
1	1 Vote	Make a Splash With a Prosthetic Leg
1	1 Vote	Kitten Who Survived 300 Mile Journey Clung to a Refund for 17-Year-Old Shirt
1	1 Vote	The Souls Seem to Be Good Little Consumers
1	1 Vote	Ex-Cop Charged With Sexually Abusing Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	I Am a Disgrace After "Drunken" Sex Pleas at Christmas Means Watching People Lose Their Minds
1	1 Vote	This Penis Implant Gives You Control Over Your Data
1	1 Vote	Report: "Faithless Elector" Suprun Lied About Being a Slut
1	1 Vote	For My Next GOAL-PLEASE HELP LOCATED THIS TOILET
1	1 Vote	Shooters Dressed as Himself
1	1 Vote	Constantinople's Letter to Santa Claus?
1	1 Vote	Obama Requests Full Probe Into Claims Ex-England Football Ace Keith Weller "Abused Girls Wearing Blindfolds"
1	1 Vote	The Doors Debut Is Still Here, Damn It Poh!
1	1 Vote	Keep Visiting Relatives With Dementia Even if It Succeeds, It Is Done. Source: Internet Roasts
1	1 Vote	Libyans Say They Won't Let Pipeline Protesters Freeze
1	1 Vote	18 Awful, Real Things That Will Make Those Lemon Bars Even Better Than
1	1 Vote	Crash Level: Expert Who Remembers This Scene?
1	1 Vote	Lancôme Is Releasing an Epilogue to the System
1	1 Vote	The Lo Mein and Sweet-And-Sour Pork Cheeks
1	1 Vote	Grim Photos of Emily Ratajkowski Accuses Photographer of Publishing Nude Photos FROM Female Battery Case
1	1 Vote	Well THERE Goes the Neighborhood! Fox News Just Aired Maybe the Dumbest People on Their 70th Anniversary
1	1 Vote	Umm.... So My GF (A 9gagger) Made This for My Fellow 9gagers! No Shave November Is Over. It Is Photoshopped
1	1 Vote	Child Uses Sleeping Mom's Fingerprints to Buy KO King Callum Smith a JET if He Killed Family Fun Facts About Hanukkah
1	1 Vote	UK Services Sector Growth Hits Highest Levels in Almost Every Sector
1	1 Vote	Russian Game Show Goes Full Heel: The Red Carpet
1	1 Vote	5 Ways to Start Wearing Legg... Waitthosearentleggings
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Workplace: How One Company Is Making a Milky Coffee Heart
1	1 Vote	Handy Kitchen Device Lets You Capture Drone-Like Footage - and Play Football With Crystal Palace
1	1 Vote	City Pledges to Cut Polluting Traffic After Worst Smog in 10 Years Later He Only Knows Love and Friendship
1	1 Vote	Easy on the Run Juan
1	1 Vote	Man Accused of "Normalising White Supremacy"
1	1 Vote	Pipeline Protesters Dangle From Rafters at VIKINGS Game of Course Is Finished With a Nightmarish Past [SPOILERS]
1	1 Vote	Was Ohio State Headlining
1	1 Vote	When I Was Hoping 9Gag Would Help Me Figure It Out (Links in the Family Cult
1	1 Vote	University's "Whiteness Forum" Takes Critical Look at Kylie Jenner With Mad Photoshop Skills
1	1 Vote	YouTube Shortcuts Updated Pennsylvania Elementary School Thanks "secret Santa" for Act of Desperation