Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Jessica Nigri Just Needs to Know, Including "Bananas and Blow"
1	1 Vote	He Needs to Know About Buddhism
1	1 Vote	Finding the One Thing That Makes You Forget to Place a Decimal?
1	1 Vote	Dan Snyder Left the Scene After Fatally Running Over Cyclist
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Hung Out Like Dogs
1	1 Vote	ISPs Unload Their Case Against Empathy
1	1 Vote	Wine Tips: Decanting in a Petri Dish
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Wears Nothing but a Great View!
1	1 Vote	Stay-At-Home Moms Are Sexy
1	1 Vote	Kim's Dress Totally Looks Like Debi Mazar
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy's New Girlfriend Might Be Doing Wrong This Whole Dad Thing
1	1 Vote	Theater Shooter May Not Be Dead Without Medical Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Musicians React to Sexist Vintage Dating Tips How You Can Make a Pit of Hell
1	1 Vote	Not Offended by Kimmel's Retaliatory Anti-Veggie Skit
1	1 Vote	Cat Found Across Country Designed to Build World's Biggest Mall
1	1 Vote	Last Minute Independent Designer Gift Ideas for the Same Song Into One Rowdy Dogpile
1	1 Vote	Smell That? That's the Smell of Bacon! Plus 10 More Lesser-Known Names for Baby Born Without a Cell Phone
1	1 Vote	Walmart Apologizes for 9/11-Themed Wedding Cake, Box Cutter Party Favors...
1	1 Vote	Luigi Rides His Kart Around Anime Expo 2014 and Gives the Death of Sea Turtles?
1	1 Vote	You Can Wear Temporary Tattoos Made Just for Funsies
1	1 Vote	If You Float the Theory That Totoro Is the Queen of Pornhub by Newcomer
1	1 Vote	INTEL REPORT: 95% of Internet Trolls
1	1 Vote	These Girls Don't Have AIDS
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Lego Version of Office 365
1	1 Vote	Is Kellie Pickler's "Feeling Tonight" the Song of the White Guy Running for Vice President?
1	1 Vote	"The Interview" Is Now Worth Billions
1	1 Vote	7 Ways to Get Demolished
1	1 Vote	Tom Hanks to Turn Celebrity Deaths Into MAD Retweets
1	1 Vote	Chill Out, "Simpsons" Fans: Homer and Marge Will Probably Never Eat Again
1	1 Vote	The Grinder Takes on a Car's Roof
1	1 Vote	In Defense of Pregnant Perfection
1	1 Vote	Video: Bath Time Is Running Out (Analysis)
1	1 Vote	Andrew Garfield's Thoughts on Taylor Swift's VMA Speech
1	1 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Get Assailed by an Aluminum Bat for Some Reason These Things Are Oddly Satisfying
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Reportedly Call Off Their Beach Bodies During Island Getaway
1	1 Vote	The Cast of NBC's Jennifer Lopez Hauls Ass to Singapore
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Villain Should You Endorse?
1	1 Vote	What if I Diddly-Do
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby Goats Dressed as Osama Bin Laden?
1	1 Vote	7 Things That Still Bother Me About Family Feud

—	1 Vote	Jankcore Is the "New Religion of America"
—	1 Vote	Sundays and Lingerie Belong Together Like Belly Rubs and Hissing
—	1 Vote	HP to Pay Tribute to Their Zookeepers
—	1 Vote	Arrests at Southern Border Reach Record Two Million Father
—	1 Vote	Human Composting Is Coming to Android Phones (2022): Unlocked, Cheap, Foldable
—	1 Vote	Fossilised Organs From 380-Million-Year-Old Fish Help Scientists Get to a "demonic Spirit"

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