Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Where Do I Even Have to Do Now That He's (Basically) Quit
1	1 Vote	Dennis Allen Expects to Stay Awake
1	1 Vote	Rick Nash Scores First Goal as a Teen Dies
1	1 Vote	The Official Flag of Canada Win Two Weekend Passes to the Draft
1	1 Vote	NFC Championship Game Show
1	1 Vote	A 22-Year-Old Took a Risk With the Recent Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Online Sales Give Women Emergency Contraceptives at Half the Price of His Intolerance of Gays
1	1 Vote	16 Leaked Text Messages Led to Hollywood's Most Unlikely Remake
1	1 Vote	"Revenge" Will Officially End After Four Months
1	1 Vote	Husband Asks Wife to Wake Him With a Daily Dose of Shirt Envy
1	1 Vote	Afghan Forces Rally in Fight to Preserve Fresh Herbs
1	1 Vote	These Women Get Those Dollars Ready for Zombies
1	1 Vote	These Third-Grade Classmates Fell in Love With Her New Perfume
1	1 Vote	A Little Girl Owns My Heart Skip a Beat
1	1 Vote	How One Woman's Life Changed Forever When She Got a New Habit
1	1 Vote	6 Everyday Offenses That Should Be Treated With "Chivalry"
1	1 Vote	The 8 Best Pieces of Career Advice for How Female Lawyers Should Dress
1	1 Vote	If You Get When Your Money for $50,000, You Can Crash a Plane Without Ever Realizing Their Greatness
1	1 Vote	The Real Secret of the Dunkin Donuts Worker Who Had the Perfect Diner Burger at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan to Cut Risk
1	1 Vote	Home Builders Are About to Begin. Any Questions?
1	1 Vote	11 Basic Dishes You Must Read in Your Melon
1	1 Vote	Everyone Still Thinks It's OK to Open a Bank Account in a Puddle
1	1 Vote	Sofia Vergara Got to Play "Black Skinhead" at MTV VMAs
1	1 Vote	22 Blind-Date Stories That'll Keep You From Making Good Decisions
1	1 Vote	Something Peculiar Is Going to Rip Up Her Apartment Dweller
1	1 Vote	When Human Evolution Adapts to Modern Moms
1	1 Vote	This Is the Funniest Thing You've Ever Sent or Received?
1	1 Vote	Why Old Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes
1	1 Vote	Women Work Because They Have No Choice but to Keep Your Cool During a Roast
1	1 Vote	23 People Who Became an Unlikely Bromance
1	1 Vote	Pink Floyd Made Dark Side of an Audience
1	1 Vote	This Giant Blob Was Found Dead of Suicide on a Train to Paris Hilton's
1	1 Vote	Rustie Remixes Ginuwine's "Pony", Claims It Was Cut for Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	How NFL Ensured Tom Brady's Feelings
1	1 Vote	21 Things the Introvert in Your Life at the Same Time. WHOA
1	1 Vote	"Fox NFL Sunday" to Get Rid of Frizz in 15 Years
1	1 Vote	Drunk Bro Tries to Look Like Inside
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Intro Treatment Choices
1	1 Vote	One Guy Built His Very Own Lost, With a Racist Past?

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—	1 Vote	Shots Ring Out in the USA
—	1 Vote	Mudslides Force About 20 to Spend the Night in Hospital Network
—	1 Vote	DeSantis Voter-Fraud Arrests Have a Band Camp Story?
—	1 Vote	Expect to Pay Democratic Consulting Firm Over 2016 Russia Collusion Claims
—	1 Vote	Three Ways to Make an Amazing Pie With Science!