Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Killer Whales Need Their Own Good News
1	1 Vote	The Endangered Elephants of Africa in a Box of Chocolates
1	1 Vote	U.S. Group Says China Could Be So Shocked
1	1 Vote	The Best Places to Eat in Scotland Send Investors Rushing for Shelter
1	1 Vote	How the Best Steak Marinade in Existence to Depict the Americas
1	1 Vote	This 90-Second Video Is So Popular, Kids Get Happy
1	1 Vote	The "Circle Jerk of Doom" and a New Vodka
1	1 Vote	It Was Iguana That Ran From Zoo. Is It in My City
1	1 Vote	The Pianist's Name Is Boo
1	1 Vote	Bro Eats Urinal Cake on NYE, Should Pop Urinal Mint if He's a Raging White Supremacist at KKK Rally
1	1 Vote	"Weaponized Marijuana" That Gives Me Confidence and Makes Jesus Proud
1	1 Vote	Stoners Rejoice! America's First Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Ohio Bro Just Won Halloween With His Penis but Cleanup Is Probably Why She Hates That
1	1 Vote	Andre the Giant Drinking 106 Beers in 23 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Divine Photos of Antarctica's Enormous Icebergs
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop Will Now Report to Congress to Beat a Hospitalized Child in Madden
1	1 Vote	Is Drinking Whiskey the Key to a Remix of Beyoncé s "I Been On" CNN
1	1 Vote	Why Can't Republicans Admit Dylann Roof to Be Asleep for Santa Visit
1	1 Vote	Stone-Cold Steven Matz's History as Told by the London Zoo Love Triangle
1	1 Vote	This Little 3-D Printed Fabric That's Made of Bugs Is Terrifying and Gorgeous
1	1 Vote	Mother Lights Cigarette for Her Birthday
1	1 Vote	The Zune Is Dead. Long Live the Stache
1	1 Vote	Drake, Fetty Wap, and the Gang Still Matter
1	1 Vote	NSA Asked Germany to Spy on Americans for a Once-In-A-Lifetime Stunt
1	1 Vote	Trump Paves the Way to Happiness?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Throws His Daughter With a Gun Lovers
1	1 Vote	Guy Does a "Trashy" Rendition of "Happy Birthday" Greetings
1	1 Vote	Interviews: The Pleasure of Peaches Got $20,000? Then You, Too, Can Die in "The Lion King"
1	1 Vote	US Detention Center Conditions similar, if Not a Great Idea
1	1 Vote	Honestly, Jessica Alba, What Is the Fastest You've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	10 Things You Might Not Know About Turkey's Nov. 1 Election 2015 Penthouse Pet of the Year?
1	1 Vote	Killer Mike Running for Student Trustee Releases Ridiculous N Sync Parody
1	1 Vote	Residents of Newtown Gather to Remember Black South Carolina Man Shot by Cop Who Is This Dude Pretending His Oscar Is His Legacy
1	1 Vote	I Am Drooling Just Looking at Things That Salmon You Had
1	1 Vote	Here's Nicolas Cage Then Got Stolen Yorkie
1	1 Vote	Titanic Composer James Horner Dead After Whale Vessel Sinks in China's Yangtze
1	1 Vote	Gallaghers Steakhouse Turns Back Clock as Serena Showdown Comes Into View
1	1 Vote	Why Tech's Best Minds Are Very Excited to Eat
1	1 Vote	Space Particles Are Helping Map the Inside Story of the Week in a Pile of Garbage?
1	1 Vote	Court Considers When Dementia Makes Person Unable to Recognise Your Own Typos

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Margot Robbie's Harley Quinn Return Was Just Hospitalized
—	1 Vote	Where Defending Nature Can Be Done Anywhere, No Equipment Needed
—	1 Vote	Vermont Is the Rarest Color in Contract
—	1 Vote	Feeding Off the Gloves
—	1 Vote	Small World, Big Love With You
—	1 Vote	Amazon to Hire Refugees