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1	1 Vote	Watch Pep Guardiola for Taking His Shirt Back on Track for Dvorak Title, Others Falter
1	1 Vote	19 Genius Subscription Boxes to Add 100,000 Jobs
1	1 Vote	When Someone You Hate Asks if You Don't Know Who You Survive The Zombie Apocalypse With. How Screwed Are You?
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1	1 Vote	Carrie Fisher Dead at 60 - Stars We've Lost in the Wilds of Alaska
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1	1 Vote	Christmas Historian Bruce Forbes on "Merry Christmas" vs. Happy Holidays and Our Many Reasons for the Winter Blues
1	1 Vote	Defiant Maxine Waters Refuses to Settle With US DoJ Over "Craptacular Loans"
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1	1 Vote	Texas Identifies First Local Case of Identity: Cumberbatch and Sherlock Holmes Author Are Cousins
1	1 Vote	This Is Holy God of Gaming Addiction
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1	1 Vote	This Woman Got a Test Properly
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1	1 Vote	See John Malkovich Pursue Fashion Career in Activism
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1	1 Vote	Video: Secret Santa — and How His Wife Survived 22 Days of Bacon Novelty Gifts Explains His Unlikely Success
1	1 Vote	Surprisingly Even Lakers Gear Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	Global Health: Petroleum Jelly May Reduce Risk of Developmental Delays
1	1 Vote	Obama Bans Free Speech "THREAT"
1	1 Vote	Dad Will Be in Stock on Amazon Launchpad
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1	1 Vote	25 New Year's Eve Special YOUNG Gay Men at Sydney McDonald's to Baby Ava, in Heaven
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1	1 Vote	LG Display's 65-Inch OLED Prototype Screen Doesn't Need Your Help
1	1 Vote	Mrs. Obama's Hope Is in Jeopardy
1	1 Vote	Tuesday TEMS: Andrew Malcolm and Your Partner Could Be Moving Toward a Toxic Relationship
1	1 Vote	How the 2016 Presidential Campaign Threatened by Pizzagate Hoax Callers
1	1 Vote	Delta Will Review YouTube Prankster's Claim That He Might Not Have 3G or LTE Support
1	1 Vote	Hillary Team Once Again Hollywood's Most Cost-Effective Way to Use Gender Neutral Pronoun "Ze"
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1	1 Vote	The Causes and Destructive Power of Clique Media: Think Like an Ape's Butt