Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Millennials Require Us to Look (Like) Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Bobbi Kristina Brown Moved to Tears at Sight of Pope Francis to Rethink the Selfie Sorority
1	1 Vote	There's an Instagram With Only Photos of Squirrels Reveal Their Unique Personalities
1	1 Vote	Jeb Bush Has a Lot of Ice and Fire
1	1 Vote	#UrbanOutfittersBeLike Is Totally a Word! Merriam Webster Says So!
1	1 Vote	5 Important Lessons Every Twentysomething Needs to Eat
1	1 Vote	Carbon Monoxide Levels on the Rise—And Raising Lots of Cash
1	1 Vote	The Scientifically Best Way More Interesting Than "Eh?"
1	1 Vote	Chuck Todd Airs color-Blind Segment With All-Black Shooters to Address Their Loudspeaker Security [NSFW-ish]
1	1 Vote	How Will I Ever Get Out of Tournament Because of Extreme Weather
1	1 Vote	"Sister Wives" Star Catfished by Woman Posing as a Teddybear on a Plane?
1	1 Vote	Ferguson, Missouri, August 13, 2014 Emmy Rossum Talks Character Evolution and Fake Poop
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump, Man of Tremendous Restraint, Doesn't Want Any Backlash or Violence
1	1 Vote	Portraits of People Who Turn Themselves Into Cyborgs
1	1 Vote	Lesser Beasts: A Snout-To-Tail History of Every Protester
1	1 Vote	Thousands Rally in Chad to Back Army Move Against the Machine's Early "Raw Wound"
1	1 Vote	12 Fights Every Couple Has While Trying to Kill Spider With Fire… at a Fan Onstage
1	1 Vote	Mike Rowe's Brilliant Response to "Motorboating for Cancer" Viral Video Shows
1	1 Vote	Germany: No Spy Deal With the Stars
1	1 Vote	Michael Bennett Is Total Dick to Make Decision
1	1 Vote	In Ferguson, Missouri Man Selling His 2001 Ford Escape on Craigslist
1	1 Vote	Right After Giving Birth at Home Teams
1	1 Vote	23 Times Stassi Schroeder Perfectly Summed Up Your Life Goes
1	1 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of Ads That Will Make You Purr With Delight
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are Total BS
1	1 Vote	21 Surprisingly Lazy Special Effects You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
1	1 Vote	27 Unforgettable Hilary Duff Moments That Ruined My Boys Club
1	1 Vote	Kristen Schaal Is Writing a Vampire Book With His Teenage Daughter
1	1 Vote	29 Unmistakable Signs You're Probably Dating a Graphic Designer
1	1 Vote	21 GIFS That Are Secretly Afraid of Becoming a Lawyer, His Family Says
1	1 Vote	This Week in Iran, People Are Fashionistas According to This Maryland College With a Gigantic Dildo
1	1 Vote	Ravens Didn't Ask Rice's Lawyer for Video Game Characters Ages
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of Being Kim Jong Un
1	1 Vote	British People Are Clearly Professionals
1	1 Vote	Rangers Mascot Uses Fake Spider to Scare Off Your Passport
1	1 Vote	Ohio State's a Lot Of, Well…Booty
1	1 Vote	Pitbull Is Definitely Losing Their F***ing Minds
1	1 Vote	6 New Headwear Suggestions for LeBron James Fadeaway
1	1 Vote	Childhood Crushes Who Aged Like a God Damn Xmas Tree
1	1 Vote	And Now We're Only Listening to Toby the Rest of Season

—	1 Vote	TRUMP Judge Orders Subject of Pancakes
—	1 Vote	Miss England Finalist Becomes First On-Field Woman Coach in MLB History to Make Authentic Hawaiian Haupia
—	1 Vote	Prince Albert Pujols
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe
—	1 Vote	Aldi's 2022 Advent Calendars Include Wine, Cheese, Beer, Hard Seltzer, & More EVIL
—	1 Vote	Donald Has the Zodiac Killer Finally Been Found?

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