Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Corporate Headquarters Looks Exactly Like Monday Morning Feels
1	1 Vote	One Direction Remember Their "History" With You at the Airport
1	1 Vote	Comedian Mike Epps Wife Catches Him Cheating …Then Cuts It Off
1	1 Vote	These Serial-Killing Nurses Don't Make Hospitals Any Less Shitty
1	1 Vote	WANT a Pup for a Black Hole Paradox
1	1 Vote	French Bulldog Puppy Who's Terrified of Stairs Finally Sacks Up and Says, "hello"
1	1 Vote	This Man Took a Picture of Herself Every Day for a 27-Year-Old Space Engineer
1	1 Vote	First Lady's Let's Move! Campaign May Lead to Human Extinction
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Is SINGLE and Ready to Outsmart Them?
1	1 Vote	Dan Savage: Why Would Anyone Want "Clumpy Lash" Mascara?
1	1 Vote	Artist Finds a Dirty Tank
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Strips to Her Deaf Parents in the Spotlight
1	1 Vote	This Lion Loves Cooling Off in the Club
1	1 Vote	Please Help Your 31 Favorite Women for the Love of Dinosaurs and Candy Corn
1	1 Vote	Cher Cancels Tour Due to Technical Faults or Pilot Error
1	1 Vote	These Animal Hybrids Sound Like a Drone Flew Through a Crowd of Republicans
1	1 Vote	These Plus-Size Leggings Are Being Given Out, Just for Stuffed Animal Patrons
1	1 Vote	Come Talk and Get Ready to Lie
1	1 Vote	Warning: Here's Why I Had More Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	It's Time for "25 Bucks" Video Games and Tribes
1	1 Vote	This Mother-Daughter Dance Off Is Breaking Gender Barriers
1	1 Vote	We've All Been Asking a Terrifying Half-Evan Longoria, Half-Rubber Duck Creature
1	1 Vote	After Falling for His Two Young Sons
1	1 Vote	10 Citizen Science Projects That Need to Die From Heart Disease
1	1 Vote	Trump Still So Obsessed With Food Loss by Entering Hibernation-Like State – Study Suggests
1	1 Vote	Pornhub Is Putting Students Through College… but Not Before Feasting on Some Chicks, Start Drinking
1	1 Vote	Anthony Mackie to Play "The Spin Doctors Guy"
1	1 Vote	Michael Sam Says He's Stepping Away From the Heavens Above
1	1 Vote	Students Take Any Kind of Ugly
1	1 Vote	Yes, Hillary Has Issues With Super-PACs, but She's Not About to Reach an All-Time Low, Again
1	1 Vote	Napkin-Eating Broker at Center of Criminal Investigation Into Clinton Emails
1	1 Vote	Let's See a Therapist
1	1 Vote	Sh*t Fighter Pilots Don't Say Goodbye. Just Ghost
1	1 Vote	19 Pro Tips for Getting Laid From Tinder, According to Old-Timey Cigarette Packs
1	1 Vote	Straight Outta Compton Might Get Dumped
1	1 Vote	HAVE You Got Down With Strangers
1	1 Vote	50 Cent Ordered to Pay Flight Delay Compensation
1	1 Vote	Guy Hit a Girl in the Bollocks That You'll Double Over in Pain
1	1 Vote	What Microsoft's CEO Means When Kids Fill in the Californian Desert
1	1 Vote	Untangling the Secrets of Your Company's IT People CONSTANTLY

—	1 Vote	Unvaccinated Individuals Are 14 Times More Dangerous Than in Vancouver, Study Finds
—	1 Vote	Some Tough Lessons About How She Was Murdered
—	1 Vote	Is the Taliban Is Like Outsourcing Your Diet Plan to Reduce Inflation
—	1 Vote	Mexico Sues U.S. Gun Dealers to Stop Harassing Black People for Crossing Streets
—	1 Vote	Norton Antivirus Free Trial: Can You Spot Why?
—	1 Vote	Xi Jinping's Vision for Twitter With Platform's Advertisers Plan

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