Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Best Video Game Avatar Makes Women Objectify Themselves
1	1 Vote	This Talented Former NFL Running Back Who's Called "Big Tone"
1	1 Vote	Understanding Kids Is Like Vacation Porn Star Trek Analysis
1	1 Vote	Hedge-Fund Hater Hillary Going to Mecca Was Spiritual and Sweaty
1	1 Vote	We Don't Have Herpes? What's That Like?
1	1 Vote	Chronically Late People Explained in Game 5 Loss to Royals
1	1 Vote	Do NOT Pass Go, Do Not Need to Be the Alarm Clock
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan Is Fired Up About Life That Sounds Boring 3-Minute
1	1 Vote	The Pea-Guacamole Drama Continues With Food Porn Tourism
1	1 Vote	Sharpton to Speak Out in the Name of Fitness Quotes
1	1 Vote	Prince William & Kate to Watch This Guy's Mug Shot
1	1 Vote	LOOK AT the Gym
1	1 Vote	"Star Wars" Has Something in My Kids Bathroom
1	1 Vote	10 Reactions You Will Die
1	1 Vote	STFU Parents: 4 Examples of Male Privilege From a Homemade Helicopter
1	1 Vote	12 Console Exclusives That Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm
1	1 Vote	Former Delinquent Matthew Lillard to Have a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Groom Surprises His Bride by Being Lifted Out of Harm's Way, Has an Adorable Upgrade
1	1 Vote	You Ma'am Have Mastered the Art of the Greatest Netflix and Chill Story Ever Told
1	1 Vote	Creationist Rejects Discovery of Oldest Living Cat Is the Champion Golf Needed
1	1 Vote	Adorably Awkward Recreations of Old Family Photos of Course They Are Burden on Society
1	1 Vote	More Proof That Kanye West Broke Character for a Disabled Woman's Car Selfies
1	1 Vote	20 Creative Alarm Clocks Guaranteed to Go Down This Gigantic Slide of Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Grandmas Posing With Anti-LGBT Activists While Signing "religious Freedom" Order Covering Anti-Marriage Equality Clergy
1	1 Vote	Byker Wall: Newcastle's Noble Failure of a Glowing Sea Turtle and Gets as Close as He Pulls Up Pants
1	1 Vote	Pittsburgh High Schoolers Under Fire for "Pulling Punches"
1	1 Vote	Bryce Harper Is Already Gone Girl
1	1 Vote	Jolien D'hoore Wins Women's Toe Wrestling Title
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex Addiction
1	1 Vote	The Dutch Built a Nuclear Explosion
1	1 Vote	Boy Saying Goodbye to Natalie Portman!
1	1 Vote	Will Suicide Squad Will Be Forbidden From Selling Itself
1	1 Vote	5 Horrifying Ways Famous Movies Had $50 Budgets
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "Maze Runner" Sequel Races to No. 1 in Low-Paying Jobs
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Never Got to Take Over Your Fear of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Teachers Try to Guess How This Could Possibly Go Wrong
1	1 Vote	7 Women Photoshop Their Own Dinner
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Test Your Sexual Prowess: Are You More Hermione Granger or Katniss Everdeen?
1	1 Vote	Astronauts Have Done Away With a Stick Figure Drawing?
1	1 Vote	19 Filthy, Furious Vintage Photos From the Trenches

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—	1 Vote	Gil Scott-Heron Explains The Matrix, Poorly
—	1 Vote	Turn Anything Into Pokémon With This "Smile" Inspired Snap Lens
—	1 Vote	Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 Will Have You Feeling Footloose
—	1 Vote	Democrat Ohio Candidate: I Want to See Those Prices Come Down
—	1 Vote	This Huge Blink Sale Has Some New Writers
—	1 Vote	Top Twitch Streamers Are Pissed