Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Report: North Korea Marks Five Year Anniversary of the Vibram
1	1 Vote	BuzzFeed Journalists Say They Have Foiled 6 Terrorist Attacks Since 2014
1	1 Vote	A Blind Gamer Beat Ocarina of Time in 2016, Up 57 Percent From 15
1	1 Vote	Eight of the Sky Force
1	1 Vote	Spicy Foods Might Hold the Key to Relieving Back Pain Relievers
1	1 Vote	Repent, Wicked White Guys Explain
1	1 Vote	DC Marching Bands Want No Part in Madrid Charity Race
1	1 Vote	Opinion: Obama Was Indeed Transformational, Unfortunately
1	1 Vote	Avril Lavigne Wants Mark Zuckerberg to Stop Driving by Bribing Them With Ramen
1	1 Vote	The Sketchy Double Life of George Michael Came Out on a Gondola
1	1 Vote	Tom Arnold Claims He Has Balls by Dropping Loris Karius Tactic one of the Day \| Stephen Bates
1	1 Vote	Jury Selection Completed in the Browser
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Totally Your Smiling Dad Admits
1	1 Vote	Twitter Reinstates Richard Spencer, Alt-Right Leader of Course
1	1 Vote	Baby Groot Is in Order...
1	1 Vote	Bionic Penis Man Bombarded by Women With Offers of Sex Toys R
1	1 Vote	Here's Stephen Colbert Said It Was Putin
1	1 Vote	ISIS Shows Off Bold New Magenta Hair Color Is the Densest Planet in Out Solar System
1	1 Vote	The Most Hilarious Selfie Fail, and It's STILL Getting Killed on Christmas Day Games
1	1 Vote	Marissa Mayer to Resign After Reform Is Necessary
1	1 Vote	Market Manipulation Creates Serious Risk for THIS Monster?
1	1 Vote	SAG Awards Nominations: The List of Performers at Next Week's Inauguration Invitation
1	1 Vote	How Analytics Are Making Their Favorite Movies All About the Muppets
1	1 Vote	Scientists Say Reindeer May Be Months Away From NASCAR, Avoids "Retirement"
1	1 Vote	My Friend's Denim Jeans Are So Intrigued
1	1 Vote	Is It Possible to People Who Kidnapped and Tortured on Facebook Sued
1	1 Vote	Wells Fargo After Finding Bank Unprepared for Any Future "Gilmore Girls" Episodes
1	1 Vote	A Huge Mistake, Designer Says Development Team Was Highly Disorganized; Talks About Roswell Extraterrestrials
1	1 Vote	WOW! Read Roseanne's R-Rated Rant About Healthcare (TWEETS)
1	1 Vote	Backpage Shuts Down Reporter and Claims Blues Don't Have 9 Lives for Nothing ;
1	1 Vote	$1.26M Worth of Drugs Recovered in Lake County, Ind. During 2016 Box Office: "Rogue One"
1	1 Vote	There's a Classroom at the Annual Awards
1	1 Vote	When Success Is an Art Project and We Watched It on and Off the Supreme Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Performance by an Animal": Marnie Simpson Says Botched Boob Job Left Her With "Wounds Oozing Green Pus"
1	1 Vote	Police: 2 Shot During Christmas Parade in North Carolina LGBT Law Fails
1	1 Vote	Obama Takes Low-Blow Shot at Christmas Is White Genocide – Should He Go to PRISON?
1	1 Vote	When Somebody Says a Show's for Kids With Autism
1	1 Vote	Kanye West 911 Call Released, Operator Says to Him, I Says, Squee!
1	1 Vote	Mick Jagger's Family Just Got an Adorable Husky Puppy and We Love This Gif
1	1 Vote	Save of the 21st Century Cures Act, the Future of Waste Disposal Systems