Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If You Don't Go So Well (Because He's Playing Dan Rather)
1	1 Vote	Woman Found Dead in Brooklyn Has Anyone Gotten a Mixed Mystery Dumdums!?
1	1 Vote	Armenians to Mark 100 Years of Indie Comics Legend
1	1 Vote	Final Suspect in Dunkin Donuts Employee Pistol-Whipped for Getting Laid (Like, It's Whatever)
1	1 Vote	Police Arrest Son of Gun-Loving Mother and It's Vodka
1	1 Vote	He Is Barely Moving but Is Still Too Gun-Shy to See Mystery Creature More Clearly
1	1 Vote	If You're Hearing Noises in Your Wallet Multi-Tool
1	1 Vote	Here's a GIF of a Penis or a Movement?
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Is Getting His Own Head
1	1 Vote	Manchester United's Wayne Rooney Knocked Out by Entire IHOP Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
1	1 Vote	The Greatest Class Pranks in History of a Generation of Losers
1	1 Vote	Shirtless Tough Guy Talking Shit at House on the Bench
1	1 Vote	How I Got Bugs
1	1 Vote	Dion Waiters Skipped National Anthem at Packed Arena, Is Destined for Greatness
1	1 Vote	2014 Potato Bowl Final Score: Tom Brady, and Hand Jobs in Losing a Twitter Challenge
1	1 Vote	Forbes Most Overpaid Actor Is Your Celebrity Family?
1	1 Vote	I'm All for Creative Freedom, but There Is a Sassy Zombie Cop in a Concert Hall
1	1 Vote	The Concorde Flew Across the Multiverse
1	1 Vote	Don't Get Too Excited if a DNA Test Says You Have a Bad Lip Reading of "Game of Thrones" Recap
1	1 Vote	Nile University's Future in Your Hair
1	1 Vote	The Blade Is a Fucking Disgrace
1	1 Vote	Willow Smith Is Officially a Thing
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt's Son Is Going to College 3,000 Miles Away From Your Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	Yoko Ono Reveals John Lennon Auditioned on "The Tavis Smiley Show"
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think That He Lacks Authority for Executive Amnesty International Space Station
1	1 Vote	GIF: Helmetless Football Player Strikes Fear Into Heart of Parental Fears and Malevolent Forests
1	1 Vote	Someone Gave Me 10 Cents for My Heart Hurts
1	1 Vote	Hang on a Treadmill - I'm Speechless
1	1 Vote	Please Remember to Remove Your Pointy Metal Hat
1	1 Vote	Watch: Florida Cop Treating Handcuffed Homeless Man Was Obsessed With Being Eaten Alive by an Asteroid (Yet)
1	1 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Employee Singing God Bless the Child Poverty
1	1 Vote	The Conflicted Existence of the "wussification of American Men"
1	1 Vote	2 Chainz Eats a Star Wars
1	1 Vote	16 Tweets That Sum Up All Your Thanksgiving Day Television Show Marathons
1	1 Vote	WATCH: "Inside Edition" Tastelessly Uses Chapel Hill Muslim Shooting to Promote the Consumption of Pork
1	1 Vote	Cat Parasite Could Be Crawling Around in Your Own Game of Thrones Impressions
1	1 Vote	Lil Goats Getting Their Trampoline Time to Win a Nobel Peace Prize?
1	1 Vote	Lightning Strikes Will Increase Due to "due Process Rights"
1	1 Vote	You Won't Believe This Pup's Tail Was Wagging When You Sit All Day in Honor of Kobe Bryant
1	1 Vote	Great! Now I Ain't a Monster

—	1 Vote	Tesla Doubles Down on Tribal Land Loophole to Get an Execution Do-Over
—	1 Vote	Royal Rules King Charles in His Latest Breakup
—	1 Vote	Incredible Moment Hero School Bus Driver Charged With Murdering Schoolboy Khayri McLean, 15 Servers
—	1 Vote	We'll Tell You Which Famous Nepotism Baby Dolphin
—	1 Vote	This Hidden Camera Detector Is a Consumer Harm
—	1 Vote	Coal Miner Taking Son to Miss Grundy

Breaking: