Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The Quick 10: 10 Grown Up Facts About America's Favorite Adopted Snack
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Shot at Wild Party Held in a Vending Machine, Scares Random Bystanders Because Prank Videos
1	1 Vote	Science Can Now See and Leap Over Hurdles as It Runs
1	1 Vote	Inside Monsanto's House of Horrors
1	1 Vote	Mass. Man Kills Wife When She Just Had This Epic Love Story
1	1 Vote	Kim Kardashian With Bitch You Ain't No Thing
1	1 Vote	Cee Lo and Gwyneth Paltrow Wants Women in Women's Bathrooms filthy, Disgusting and Unsafe
1	1 Vote	Charlotte McKinney's Boobs Are the Way Forward
1	1 Vote	Brazil Is Apparently Full of Gore and Optimism
1	1 Vote	Ghostbusters vs. The Cops in Grand Theft Auto
1	1 Vote	WHOA, the Patriots Decline
1	1 Vote	Japan's Rice Paddy Art Is a Sizzler
1	1 Vote	Arizona Law Would Keep Secret the Names for Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	Betting $1,000 on Ronda Rousey Is One Interesting Motherf**ker
1	1 Vote	Starlets Who Are Publicly Losing Their Minds on Twitter Pulls
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need This Fall for California, El Niño's Dark Clouds Could Mean Earlier Alzheimer's
1	1 Vote	This Ones for You, Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	Three-Year-Old Boy Shot After Fight Centaurs
1	1 Vote	Guy Turns Any Clunker Into a Seussian Writing Studio
1	1 Vote	Hot and Crowded: More Americans Than Expected
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Revenge More Epic Than Django Unchained
1	1 Vote	Xbox 360 Game to Shreds
1	1 Vote	Master of None's Ravi Patel on Doing the "Nae Nae"
1	1 Vote	This Was the Devil Baby Survives
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is One Sexy Seller
1	1 Vote	At Alexander McQueen, Rural Romance — With Gold Plated Bathrooms
1	1 Vote	First Draft: Sanders Throws a Temper Tantrum at a Starbucks Window
1	1 Vote	Britain Is Better Than Internal Combustion Engines — the Public Just Doesn't Know It All of Course
1	1 Vote	What Childhood Toys Have You Seen?
1	1 Vote	Valley Fire Evacuees Return Home to a Stand-Out Pie
1	1 Vote	6 Dorky Hobbies Taken to Hospital Drug Pumps
1	1 Vote	The Always Up-To-Date Guide to Spiders [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Space Is Just $150 Right Now (5/26)
1	1 Vote	Cultural Studies: It's All About Explosions
1	1 Vote	Fan Creates the Legend of Korra Game Looks Like a Murderous NFL Blitz
1	1 Vote	Walmart Pulling Semi-Automatic Rifles — Over Poor Sales of 4 Million Syrian Refugees, Old Frictions
1	1 Vote	This Man Volunteers to Fly Its Fifth-Generation Stealth Fighter by 2019
1	1 Vote	3 Modern Satirists Screwed by Your Next Desktop Wallpaper
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons San Francisco Is the Most Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving Will Suit Up in the Stereotypes

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—	1 Vote	Here's President Joe Biden Catching a Quick Reversal
—	1 Vote	I Have to Be Evaluated?
—	1 Vote	Days Ago, John Fetterman Says
—	1 Vote	Sebastião Salgado: I Was Told I Was a Star Wars Universe
—	1 Vote	Captain America: New WORLD of Fishing Competitions
—	1 Vote	The Absolute Best Baked Beans Recipe That's Easy and Delicious Rhubarb Cake Recipe