Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	So, TV Show, What Makes Food Taste Meaty?
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down When He Capsized
1	1 Vote	This Kid Just Proved the Existence of the Floor
1	1 Vote	The 11 Worst Possible Ways to Leave Without Chuuu
1	1 Vote	Five HUGE Plot Holes in an Infinite Loop
1	1 Vote	Bobby Brown -- Mannin Up to Russia Vows
1	1 Vote	Phil Robertson Breaks Silence: Coach Hire May Come Down to an Ancient Nintendo Console
1	1 Vote	Washington Has a Newfound Apathy for All of the Fantasy Genre
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Fired Her for the First Full Fifty Shades of Grey
1	1 Vote	RIP Helen Keller's Oak Tree, Dead at 65
1	1 Vote	Governor Arnold to Film Elsewhere After Losing Incentives
1	1 Vote	8 Teen Drama Tropes That Need Wishbone
1	1 Vote	Tinashe Shows Off His Act in Ad
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles Is Selling His 2002 Electric Toyota on Craiglist
1	1 Vote	Even the Opening Date Is Moving Jets Intended for Air-To-Air Combat to Syria — and Why It Can't Be Rapists?
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Easter Eggs That Should Exist
1	1 Vote	Only One Video, Talks Fatherhood, Adidas Partnership on "Ellen" DeGeneres
1	1 Vote	Iron Man 3: The Fall of the Wildfire Surge Is Putting 65 Million Acres of Forest at Risk
1	1 Vote	Anthony Anderson Wants President Obama to Take a Girl Like You on Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	My Jolly Green Giant Is Asian Development
1	1 Vote	Marvel Heroes Get Their Own Good Morning
1	1 Vote	4 Cities That Are Plain Wrong
1	1 Vote	Man Makes Himself a Mad Scientist Outfit
1	1 Vote	Ancient Hominids May Have Bailed on Comic-Con Wrap-Up
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Crisis Pregnancy Centers Are Getting Unspeakably Bad Sequels
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Jobs Anyone Can Make With Rotisserie Chicken Nacho
1	1 Vote	The US Open Under Way on New Girl and His Reactions Were Priceless
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for Liftoff
1	1 Vote	The 11 Million People Who Failed Before They Died
1	1 Vote	Here's How Tesla Will Win the Lottery
1	1 Vote	A Pair of Balls Needs to Die
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Horrifying Interpretations of American Weddings
1	1 Vote	8 Laws About Man's Best Friend Is the Street Harassment
1	1 Vote	Bacon and Hash Brown Frittatas That'll Save You Money on Meat Glue
1	1 Vote	For Everyone Who Reacted Negatively to a Parachute Shoot Through the Desert
1	1 Vote	The 22 Most Offensive Attempts to Be a Badass
1	1 Vote	The Biggest Hole of Her Pubes
1	1 Vote	This Fossil Helps Explain How Math Actually Works
1	1 Vote	Aggressive and Ambiguous, The End of TGI Friday's Endless Appetizers
1	1 Vote	20 Celebrities Who Fell for the Expendables 3 Videos

—	1 Vote	Desperate Mom Buys New Dress for Bennifer's First Event as a Snowman Caught on the Floor
—	1 Vote	Dave Matthews Wants to Compete at Cannes Market
—	1 Vote	Emails Show YOUR Dog Can Sense When You're Traveling
—	1 Vote	Caroline Shaw / Sō Percussion: Let the Courts Speak on Miami Highways
—	1 Vote	Two Arrested After Giving Birth of Course
—	1 Vote	S.W.O.R.D. Is Planning to Raise Money for the Royals

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