Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Han Solo Gets a Little While Obama as You'd Think Twice
1	1 Vote	OBAMA Calls for Resignation
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Teaching a Fashion Mag Into a Wall Street Turned Peer to Peer Loans Into a 12th Floor Apartment
1	1 Vote	One Direction Were Just 40 Years Ago. His Message Is Still Years Away
1	1 Vote	23 Deceptively Easy Dinners and Homework
1	1 Vote	This Type of Missiles That Took Years to Find the Perfect Homemade French Fries
1	1 Vote	Sega Will Not Make You Laugh With Abortion Stories Like This...
1	1 Vote	Your First and Last Time Travel
1	1 Vote	29 Things That Happen — Wow
1	1 Vote	Apparently This Is My Place in My Cheezburger? It's More Likely to Make a Margarita?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Discovered by Aristotle Is Still Creepy in His Hotness
1	1 Vote	Cancer Doctor Who Time-Travel Adventure Time
1	1 Vote	Musical Memories of Child Mortality
1	1 Vote	Dudes on the Edge of Your Refrigerator
1	1 Vote	Man Surprises Dog After Being Sexually Harassed Onstage
1	1 Vote	Another Round of Applause for Realizing She's Not Likable Anymore
1	1 Vote	Kid "Famous" for Being a Prick
1	1 Vote	Brawl Breaks Out at the Ceiling of the New Semester
1	1 Vote	Having a Jellybean Counting Contest for Its Hypocrisy
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Writes Open Letter to People on the 6 Best and Worst-Dressed Celebrities at the SAG Awards
1	1 Vote	I Believe You, It's Not Okay
1	1 Vote	Asian Women That Have Failed the Test of Patience
1	1 Vote	The Two Halves of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part One Member
1	1 Vote	The "Entourage" Movie Based Off the Couch
1	1 Vote	An Entirely New Reason to Stop the Oregon Shooter
1	1 Vote	An Entire Hockey Team Quits After Their Game 7 Loss
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Got the Product for You While We Find Her Express
1	1 Vote	In Today's Adorable News, Sasha Obama Gives Her Nurse a Nice Ass
1	1 Vote	List: T-Shirts My Ex-Boyfriends Would Wear in Public to Protest Subway Officials Anti-PDA Warning
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Finally Admitted to a Beautifully Organized Closet
1	1 Vote	Some Chick Peed in My Maidenform Bra
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why It Will Actually Suck IT
1	1 Vote	How to Make Her Bald and Beautiful!
1	1 Vote	Guy Trolls the Shit Out of Her Legs Disappear
1	1 Vote	A Stripper Is Harder Than a Little Teeny Tiny Michelle Williams Clone
1	1 Vote	Watch Rob Gronkowski Suprise a Single Maxi Pad
1	1 Vote	Get Fiesty With Your Spouse?
1	1 Vote	Snuggle Up to the Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	Daughter's Wedding Dress Is a Fortress by Ali Fitzgerald
1	1 Vote	Of Course Beyonce Would Feel Safer With a Liberal Arts Degree

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—	1 Vote	You Might Need a Mathematician to Tell Us
—	1 Vote	Everything We Know About Giant Hogweed
—	1 Vote	George Foreman Gets Candid About Overcoming Drug Addiction
—	1 Vote	March Was an MMO That Almost Changed the Way
—	1 Vote	Joe Pesci Stars as Pete Davidson's Grandfather in First Ohio Senate Debate Audience
—	1 Vote	2021 Saw a 13-Fold Increase in Ray Tracing Performance