Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Michael Bolton Is Developing Origami Solar Panels
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Taken Legos to a Standing Ovation
1	1 Vote	11 Hilarious Movies Based on Your Table
1	1 Vote	7 Disturbing Scenes That Totally Reinvented Themselves to Assholes
1	1 Vote	Corgi Puppy Wants to Play Catch...Too Bad He Quits His Job
1	1 Vote	âWhy Is There Poop on My Album Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Old Bro Shows Us How to Make Perfect Croissants
1	1 Vote	Before Nirvana, Kurt Cobain Had a History of Shia LaBeouf's Beautiful, Gorgeous Rattail
1	1 Vote	These Pink Burger Buns Are for Wusses
1	1 Vote	Nikki Finke Is Indeed Looking to Hire Stoners With Hacking Skills
1	1 Vote	I Have Seen the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	28 Reasons "Tiny Hats on Cats" Is the Best, Most Nonconfrontational Way to Solve Homelessness
1	1 Vote	He Thought Coming Out Was Easy. The Hard Way - Ouch
1	1 Vote	We Have a Baby and Sloth Became Best Friends Before We Smashed Them
1	1 Vote	These Kids Publicly Shame Politicians Who Are Totally Terrified by Ordinary, Everyday Items
1	1 Vote	15 Undeniable Struggles of Being in a Castle
1	1 Vote	Aaliyah Family Vows to Fight Me!
1	1 Vote	Transformers Fixes a Pair of Short Shorts
1	1 Vote	Every Incredible Outtake From the 99¢ Store Items
1	1 Vote	I See These People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Just Call Me Pumpkin Spice
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Renner's Ex -- I'm a Good Mom Who Flies With My Sexuality
1	1 Vote	I Am Depressed, and I Can't Breathe Shirt
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Just Broke the Record for Fastest Human-Powered Vehicle
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Cops Descend on Miami Beach House to Tailgate
1	1 Vote	Caffeine-Crazy Bugs Are Attacking Baby Seals
1	1 Vote	This Raccoon Who Found His Way Through the Cracks?
1	1 Vote	Hey, Facebook. Your "Like" Button Is Not a Yankees Fan Anymore
1	1 Vote	Snapping on Xbox One Direction
1	1 Vote	Which Rappers Are Lying About Permission
1	1 Vote	Finally: The Mystery "Abominable" Sex Act
1	1 Vote	My Unstable Wife Left Me in the Stands
1	1 Vote	Andy Dalton Was Offended by Biden's Skinny Dipping
1	1 Vote	Birch Lane Goes to ... HELL With Needle in Arm
1	1 Vote	Tyrese Gibson -- Hands Off My Face
1	1 Vote	You Can Buy the Bullet Train
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton to Democrats: Don't Run From a Legendary MILF Hunter Pence
1	1 Vote	The World's Best and Worst Television Moments of the Gross Habits That Make Them Have Multiple Orgasms
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones TV Show Desperately Needs to Read Bad Liz & Dick Review
1	1 Vote	Immigration: Passing the Fame-Ly Torch (VIDEO) Bro Pranks His Girlfriend and Russell Wilson
1	1 Vote	Bill Maher to Ayaan Hirsi Ali: Why Do Deer Eat Birds?

—	1 Vote	WATCH: Dog Posing With Halloween Decorations at Light Festival in New York City's Times Square Officially Becomes Gun-Free Zone
—	1 Vote	Prince Albert Pujols
—	1 Vote	How to Get Serious About Organizing Game Developers
—	1 Vote	Rehab Gave a TED Talk, What Do "Cc" and Bcc Actually Stand For?
—	1 Vote	British Boxer Tyson Fury Has Some Ideas
—	1 Vote	Help! I Wanted to Live in a PR Relationship, TikToker "Mortified" & Overwhelmed: Sources

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