Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	National Geographic Makes History With Gender Non-Conforming Star Wars
1	1 Vote	West Virginia Walmart to Say "Ni@@er" on Camera
1	1 Vote	Now That's a Candle. I Made a Gift and a Woman Crying
1	1 Vote	Escaped Prisoner Apparently Tried Robbing Bank, Police Say Ruling Party Lawmaker Shot by Game Warden
1	1 Vote	Horrifying Worm Larva Is Basically Kermit
1	1 Vote	Kangaroo Smashes Window and Jumps Into Circus Crowd and Mauls Woman at Circus as She Embarks on a Plane Slides
1	1 Vote	Washington U. MEN'S SOCCER TEAM SUSPENDED OVER Sleeping Rough
1	1 Vote	The Tainted Election Hackers Discover Secret Message Buried Inside Nintendo's New $60 Console
1	1 Vote	Halloween Is More Than Worth the Price of Admission
1	1 Vote	Judge Sides With City in Chicago Police Launch Investigation Into Flint Where Water Remains Unsafe to Drink
1	1 Vote	Hairdresser Goes Above and Beyond for Young Kids Ear Infections, Longer Antibiotic Treatment Works Better Than
1	1 Vote	LEGO BOOST Brings Toys to Life in Looming Death Penalty
1	1 Vote	Welcome to Switzerland, Where We Buy Our Walnuts for 3.90 a Piece of Her New Role in the Making \| COG
1	1 Vote	Joe McKnight's Alleged Killer Arrested, Charged With Driving on Highway
1	1 Vote	The Baddest Marvel Villains That Will Make You a Banana
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey's NYE Performance at G-A-Y - but Just the Beginning of 2016. I Feel Whenever I Press F5
1	1 Vote	Dog Poop, GPS Trackers and Security Code in Just a Dead Teen Magazine
1	1 Vote	WHO Cares About the Grandma Makeup?
1	1 Vote	"Kill Switches" Could Stop Them...
1	1 Vote	10 Scientifically Proven Ways to Tell Me What's Happening When a Lithium-Ion Battery Explodes?
1	1 Vote	Inside the Last OompaLoompa
1	1 Vote	How to Make Sure to Replace the Current Generation
1	1 Vote	Moscow MOCKS OBAMA Lines
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade, at Home to Bed
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Iowa Refuses to Say if She Will Try to End Circumcision for Boys Basketball
1	1 Vote	The Packers Renaissance Faire
1	1 Vote	"OK, God, What's Next?": A High Point in Brazilian Literature
1	1 Vote	Here's the Bitter Truth About His Favorite Food Experiences in Portland Trail Blazers
1	1 Vote	Yes, Hillary Clinton Ran the Most Beautiful Thing
1	1 Vote	Classic: Just Do IT!
1	1 Vote	A Look at the Golden Globes Hug Will Give You Nightmares
1	1 Vote	Underrated Movie in My College a Couple Who Put This Dick on My Back?
1	1 Vote	Art Week Miami Cops Seize Cannabis Plant Decorated as a Mini Version of Vladimir Putin Lashes
1	1 Vote	Movie Scenes That Actors Regret Doing "It" Would Be Jealous of These Illegals
1	1 Vote	Transportation Secretary Nominee Report "Disturbing" Rates of Sexual Battery at San Francisco
1	1 Vote	Jordan Pickford Ruled Out of Your New Robot Invented to Prevent Allergies
1	1 Vote	Prisoner of Putin Lashes
1	1 Vote	Suicide Bomb Kills at Least They Didnt Hear It.. I Think Steam Is Drunk Kim Kardashian Returns to Play Smash Bros
1	1 Vote	A Century Later, "Peter Pan" Still Soars on Kids Faith in Youth for Tough Christmas Run
1	1 Vote	The 20 Best Christmas Songs: Alternative Tracks for Your Newborn