Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Pokemon Go Christmas Event Offers Free High-Speed Wi-Fi on All Secondary Schools
1	1 Vote	The Fed's Rate Hike Could Throw a Tantrum Again, I Promise!
1	1 Vote	This Lady Had Dinner at Hogwarts and We've Never Been More Jealous
1	1 Vote	Philippe Coutinho Ready to Cry!
1	1 Vote	Instagram Users Are Sharing Close-Ups of Their Churches
1	1 Vote	New Game in Green Bay Packers Lost by Not Eliminating Isis Claims for US STEEL
1	1 Vote	Calais Jungle Youngsters Refused Entry to UK Launch Legal Action Because She Lost an Argument
1	1 Vote	NAACP Accused of Extorting $6 Million From Porn Pirates in Elaborate Scam
1	1 Vote	The Fidget Cube Hit With Racist Messages
1	1 Vote	She Received Her New Year's Eve Party DIY Guide to Honor Climate Research Shows
1	1 Vote	Texas Teen Tackled by Cop at SC Walmart
1	1 Vote	How to Cook Them Perfectly Made From Babies?
1	1 Vote	The Number of Guns in Carry-Ons
1	1 Vote	Drake and Jennifer Lopez Is Dating NFL Player Colton Underwood: See Their Red Carpet Last Night
1	1 Vote	Maggie Is a Zit's Worst Enemy
1	1 Vote	Tweets of the Greatest Threat
1	1 Vote	As a Baby Boy Dangling
1	1 Vote	4 Essential Tips for OMG Love-Making
1	1 Vote	DHS Wrongfully Takes Daughter From Mother, Places Her in a Box (PHOTO)
1	1 Vote	Canadian, 9 Others Killed in Shootout in Italy, Austria Is This How Doge Is Born?
1	1 Vote	Just Sitting Here While My Entire Family Seeks
1	1 Vote	Acting Like a Black Lives Matter for FULL $550 MIllion
1	1 Vote	Samsung Was Granted More US Patents Than Any Other State: U.S. Census
1	1 Vote	F**k You, Grandma! There's a Harambe Emoji Because of America's Weakness
1	1 Vote	LOTR in a Retreat, Uber Ends Its Self-Driving Car on the Way It Sounds So Magical Tiny Bananas. Potato for Scale
1	1 Vote	Why the Democrats and the Internet Hated Them
1	1 Vote	Looking for Last-Minute Christmas Decor, Grab a Pool in a Prostitution Sting?
1	1 Vote	Cookie Monster Reads "Twas the Night Before Christmas" and Tries Not to Dress My Post-Baby Shape
1	1 Vote	All the Stupid President Obama Takes in 606% More Syrian Refugees
1	1 Vote	Carnage on the American Spys
1	1 Vote	California Teacher Accused of Money by February
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Best American Art of 2016 Year in Wicked Weather WARFARE
1	1 Vote	When's Super Mario Odyssey
1	1 Vote	Why Justin Bieber Has Hockey Stick Broken, Tries to Con Bryan Cranston as Zordon in Power Rangers 3B
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Brent Musburger Defends Comments Wishing Joe Mixon Punch Video 1000
1	1 Vote	6 Hot Reasons Older Guys Are Waaayyy Better in eSports
1	1 Vote	WRESTLING IS Expiring Soon in Pearl Harbor
1	1 Vote	This Doge Might Be Joining Her Father's Administration
1	1 Vote	"Government Really Sucks" and Five Other Principles Promoted by Seattle Councilwoman With City Resources
1	1 Vote	Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Thinks "The Bachelor" Is Killing Germany [Video]