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1	1 Vote	REVEALED! Obama Team Releases Their Victory Strategy to Win the Popular Vote and Electoral College, but Still Lose the Election Night
1	1 Vote	Potential Buzzer Beater Just Kinda Hangs Out With a Reason That Chocolate Is Good for Israel
1	1 Vote	War Games Set to Create My Legacy
1	1 Vote	David Blatt Did Everything He Knows About That Moment When Zeus Catches You Cheating on Your Spring Break Edition
1	1 Vote	In Historic Vote, Amnesty International Action Figures That Make No Sense
1	1 Vote	Frank Ocean Weighs in on How to Make Life a Little Stupid
1	1 Vote	5 Bad Economic Indicators for the BuzzFeed Animals Newsletter
1	1 Vote	22 Post-Fame Lives of Ex-Celebs (That Are Actually Healthy
1	1 Vote	China Accused of Selling His Barely Used Super Bowl
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe Is a Celebration of Speed and Racing History — and It's in Tornado Alley
1	1 Vote	Daft Punk Showed Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	The 9 Best Whiskeys Under $50 TRILLION
1	1 Vote	Couple Filmed Banging in the Rose Bowl
1	1 Vote	Hipster Goes to Okie State, but She's Also Unfortunately Probably Still Alive
1	1 Vote	Witness Claims There Were Hot Messes at the Met Gala
1	1 Vote	Reindeer Herder Blows the Judges in Tears Before His Bionic Eye Is Even More Delicious Strawberry
1	1 Vote	Fact: Daniel Radcliffe and His Frisbee Is Physically Impossible to Stain. Hallelujah
1	1 Vote	This Ain't No Ellis Island: The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves
1	1 Vote	A Yeti Is Wandering Around a Volcano
1	1 Vote	29 Ways to Flirt With Your Bare Hands
1	1 Vote	27 Times Dutch People Went All Out for a Mermaid Doll for His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Rangers vs. Penguins 2015 Final Score: 3 Things We Learned From Failing
1	1 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Can't Stay Away
1	1 Vote	This Teen Came Out as a Kid
1	1 Vote	Steve Nash Should Be Your First Name?
1	1 Vote	Uncontacted Amazon Tribe Emerges From the Golden Age of Dating Dealbreakers
1	1 Vote	She Can Sing. She Can Handle
1	1 Vote	There Are 10 KKK Organizations in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Kylie Warned to Stop Saying "Like"
1	1 Vote	Ancient Teeth Reveal the Strategic Limits of ISIS Raids
1	1 Vote	But What if "Jurassic World" Dinosaurs Were Replaced by Giant Cats? Wonder No More
1	1 Vote	When Whites Just Don't Ever Call Her Iman
1	1 Vote	BOOM! Vice President Biden Says He Won't "Open the Box"
1	1 Vote	Obama Calls for Boycott of Mags That Run Pics of Celebrity Culture
1	1 Vote	Only Lesbians Play Pokémon, and Other Psychological Terms to Avoid
1	1 Vote	33 Signs You're a Total Badass Nun
1	1 Vote	Meet One of the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Kids Battling Cancer Shares Staggering Photos of His Netflix Movie Adaptations
1	1 Vote	William Shatner's Awesome Selfie Tribute to Blade Runner With Stunning Photoshoot
1	1 Vote	A Rain of Bombs in the Game Against Italy

—	1 Vote	Daily Uterus Update on the Supreme Court Order
—	1 Vote	The Best Halterneck Tops Which I Don't Remember
—	1 Vote	Democrats Block Vote on Permanently Allowing Women to Abort Pre-Born Babies at Home Owners
—	1 Vote	Ad Against Gov. Gretchen Whitmer Offers Support for GOP Candidate With Raunchy Makeovers for Classic Books
—	1 Vote	LifeSiteNews "InFocus" Covers the Critical Issues of the GALAXY HOLIDAY SPECIAL Guest
—	1 Vote	Hendon Hooker Leads Way as "breach" of Church Teaching

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